Thursday, June 28, 2007

On men and bushes

I want to know if I’m the only woman here that finds men with bushy pubes totally gross. I have a problem with hair in general, to be honest, so I know I definitely take it a tad too far—as with most things LOL—but, really, what is the need to have hair down there? What purpose does it serve?!?

I googled it and this is what I found:


Functions of hair: Hair performs a variety of functions. Some are listed below:
  • Form an insulating coat on the body; trap a layer of still air just outside the skin, and thereby reduce loss of heat by radiation.
  • Absorb harmful radiations from the sun.
  • Axillary and pubic hair lessen friction between limbs and body, and between limbs during locomotion.
  • Protect from sun and rain.
  • Prevent water from entering into skin.
  • Defend the body in danger, by standing on their ends, thereby making the body look bigger.
  • Help to disguise by blending with the color of the surroundings, to escape the watchful eyes of natural enemies.

It looks as if most of these “uses” are either for people that stroll around naked in the wilderness (all that protecting from sun, rain, friction between limbs, WTF?), or for Indiana Jones. He’s the only one I can think of who might want to disguise himself by “blending with color, to escape watchful eyes of natural enemies.” *confused*

Doesn’t it seem that keeping hair long, to the point that you can get dreadlocks around your penis and scrotum, is completely useless? And yet the benefits of trimming, waxing and shaving are so many I don’t even know where to start. It’s a wonder to me why men are still going around like hairy apes.

Here are some reasons why men should consider letting go of the “bush”:


Cleanliness. The crotch is a focal point for heat, sweat, and bacteria. Cropping or removing your pubic hair makes that area much easier to keep clean, and more importantly, smelling clean and manly. She’s more likely to explore that area up close if it’s well maintained.

It’s more inviting. If you remove most or all of her objections to performing oral sex on you, isn’t it worth the trouble? Pay special attention to removing stray hairs from your shaft. Hair in the mouth sucks, but she won’t if she finds one.

Don’t forget the scrotum. A woman’s body is playground of softness and smoothness, so don’t you think she’ll appreciate the same on you? A silky smooth ball sack invites both manual and oral caresses. She’s far more likely to play down there if she doesn’t have to use a weed-whacker to find it.

And most importantly (to some at least): It makes your erection look huge. I’m not kidding—you will swear that you gained at least an extra inch in length! If your crotch is not groomed regularly, you probably have pubic hair at least part way up your shaft. Your penis “appears” to begin where that pubic hair ends. Remove the underbrush and your hidden length will be revealed.


In my case, there is no way in hell I’m blowing a guy who’s hair practically reaches his cock’s head. Actually, I’m not even getting close to that thing for fear of what might live in there!

If you are scared of waxing but want more than a trim, check out this guide to “shaving pubic hair” and this very informative and funny video Harlot found for me.

Don’t think I’m letting bushy ladies of the hook either, I’ll be back with something for us too!

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47 comment(s):

Anonymous Dreamer said...

If I had a boyfriend, I would send him this point. Come to think of it, I might print multiple copies to hand out to future boyfriends.

6/28/2007 08:05:00 AM  

Anonymous keaton said...

You can't wax your balls with conventional means because the skin down there is too thin and too fragile. The wax would rip it. I like furniture polish. You can see your face in the reflection.

6/28/2007 10:43:00 AM  

Blogger Petra said...

I am so going to show this to my husband. If you like to get more head, shaving is the answer. :P Good post Trollop!

6/28/2007 10:46:00 AM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

Trollop, I love this post! Don't give me the "masculine" excuse that only women should wax/trim/shave. If you are too hairy, you need to get those hair and bushes off, mister!

I trim the boyfriend's crotch area sometimes, LOL. Hey, if he wants me to give him some bj, he needs to shave first.

That guy on the video is funny. LOL Fun post!

6/28/2007 12:35:00 PM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

"You can see your face in the reflection."

Keaton LOL!

6/28/2007 12:36:00 PM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

Re: Waxing a man

Please do no do this yourself unless you are a professional and had the training. Let the spas do it. If done incorrectly, the skin will come off whether it be from the guy's balls or elsewhere. There won't be any blood, mind you, but the skin will look very pinkish and it will hurt terribly.

Beyond that, good one Trollop. :)

6/28/2007 01:26:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

My friends and I had talked about this subject, both for men and women. Everyone agreed: while no one mind some hair, grooming is of the essence.

Olly

6/28/2007 02:05:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is wrong with some pubes?

6/28/2007 02:54:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

There is nothing like a hair-free scrotum. I highly suggest you try it. Who knows, you might like it. ;)

6/28/2007 03:04:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who ever waxed their balls here?

6/28/2007 03:08:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

Trollop, excellent post. But if you're going to wax or shave, you have to keep doing it regularly. Scruff is not good.

6/28/2007 03:12:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

RE: the skin will come off

But there are a lot of those do it yourself waxing kit. Surely if you follow the instructions, nothing will happen?

6/28/2007 03:18:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

Nothing untoward will happen. Oh you know what I mean :P

6/28/2007 03:23:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

"Anyone who ever waxed their balls here?"

Something you want to tell us? :P

A lot of men get their balls trimmed. I think it's very common now for guys to have their bikini's done, including the surrounding area.

6/28/2007 03:36:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hairless is the best. just use soap and razor then aloe on the whole area and you won't encounter any problems.

6/28/2007 03:51:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

girls love a nice slick dick.

6/28/2007 03:51:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

There is nothing wrong with some pubes. As Trollop said, hair is natural and it's healthy. But here's the deal - if you are a sexually active adult, it may help to pay some attention to personal grooming. You'll get a lot more repeat customers if you don't have an unkempt mess down below.

Olly

6/28/2007 04:00:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who waxes their balls is gay. Who the fuck waxes their penis?

6/28/2007 04:15:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

I think waxing would be way too painful. But I'm happy to shave it all off my boyfriend's penis. LOL

6/28/2007 04:22:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:15 I assure you that men DO get their balls waxed. But the skin definitely has to be stretched. The more you do it, the easier it gets, as the hair gets finer.

6/28/2007 04:29:00 PM  

Blogger Rachel said...

Personally, I'm not fussed about a hairy penis. I do hate hairy thighs and a hairy back though.

6/28/2007 04:32:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

I think the best thing for those who want to try waxing is to ask a professional to do it. Nice and shiny afterwards. LOL

6/28/2007 04:46:00 PM  

Blogger Girl said...

haha! I totally think it's gross too. Guys always complain about girls not shaving, but I would like to know the percentage of men who actually do.

6/28/2007 06:54:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

Lol. There are a lot of places that offer bikini waxing for women. They should have a place for dudes to get their bush cleaned up. :P

The best thing is to stick with whatever your significant other prefers. If you expect your lover to maintain a certain hairstyle, then you should be open to their suggestions as well.

6/28/2007 11:36:00 PM  

Anonymous Archiebald said...

A couple months ago, my wife told me she did not like the hair down there - more oral pleasure would be the result if the hair disappeared. Seven point three minutes later I was shaved bald. Magically, I gained an inch of male enhancement without the pills sold at late night and it looked very pornstarish. The hair growing back was an annoyance - it was hard to keep up shaving without causing nicks and cuts.

Well, I took the plunge and did the waxing - a full Brazilian. Slight ouch, but it was not too bad. There were a few moments that I was ready to hit the girl that did it (yes, a 23 year old hottie. She actually had 10 years of experience waxing - her mom owned the spa.) Generally, it was a 5 second pain, but did not last.

I was surprised by her attention to detail - I did not do all my research. Everything was not only gone in the front, but she also insisted that she put me on my hands and knees to get the backside. Definitely one of my gayer moments.

Anyway, I have had my second wax. It did not hurt nearly as much or require much maintenance. I was told by my third or fourth time, little hair would come back.

Bottom line, my wife has become much more enthusiastic about mouth love. Three months ago I would have said waxing was stupid for men - now I would recommend it before shaving.

6/28/2007 11:48:00 PM  

Anonymous Archiebald said...

A couple months ago, my wife told me she did not like the hair down there - more oral pleasure would be the result if the hair disappeared. Seven point three minutes later I was shaved bald. Magically, I gained an inch of male enhancement without the pills sold at late night and it looked very pornstarish. The hair growing back was an annoyance - it was hard to keep up shaving without causing nicks and cuts.

Well, I took the plunge and did the waxing - a full Brazilian. Slight ouch, but it was not too bad. There were a few moments that I was ready to hit the girl that did it (yes, a 23 year old hottie. She actually had 10 years of experience waxing - her mom owned the spa.) Generally, it was a 5 second pain, but did not last.

I was surprised by her attention to detail - I did not do all my research. Everything was not only gone in the front, but she also insisted that she put me on my hands and knees to get the backside. Definitely one of my gayer moments.

Anyway, I have had my second wax. It did not hurt nearly as much or require much maintenance. I was told by my third or fourth time, little hair would come back.

Bottom line, my wife has become much more enthusiastic about mouth love. Three months ago I would have said waxing was stupid for men - now I would recommend it before shaving.

6/28/2007 11:50:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

Trollop, I am sending this post to all my guy friends! :)

Archiebald, I have a question, just curious, wouldn't it be dangerous to wax one's balls? Seems to me waxing that area is more dangerous than using a straight razor...

6/29/2007 12:30:00 AM  

Anonymous ~Cassie~ said...

Shaving sucks. It irritates too much and it's too stubbly. And you have to continuously do it every 3 days or so. I suggest waxing. The only problem with grooming a man's crotch area is when he has hairy belly and legs. It looks like a giant bald patch in between sticking out!

6/29/2007 12:52:00 AM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

Jesus, Cassie, I almost spilled my coffee. hahaha!

6/29/2007 01:08:00 AM  

Anonymous Archiebald said...

Jordis Juice, not at all. I have waxed mine and continue to do so, semi regularly.

6/29/2007 01:17:00 AM  

Anonymous Archiebald said...

For the men who want to shave their man parts, shave the sacs and trim the rest. Cut it to like 1/2 to 1 inch. If you're totally self confident and sexually aware, of course you could shave it all (which I'm sure some women prefer for their dudes).

6/29/2007 01:20:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

I think totally bald on a guy is just wrong LOL. (Please don't forget Trollop has a HUGE--HUUUUUGE, i tell ya!--problem with hair.) Of course i don't want to floss with pubic hair *euww* so trimmed is sexy. Clean and well groomed--i won't have a problem with that. And yes, there is nothing hotter than a trail of hair on a man's belly button leading down... oh my, down there. ;P

Welcome to our new posters. Hope you guys join us often. I promise i don't bite.. unless you're an uber gorgeous man covered in Nutella. ;)

6/29/2007 03:52:00 AM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Men ask their women to shave, I see no reason why they shouldn't either.

6/29/2007 06:43:00 AM  

Anonymous Dina said...

I make my husband trim and shave his scrotum. He likes his coughcoughballscough to be liked and unless they are completely hair free they are not going into my mouth.

Waxing sounds like a great idea.

6/29/2007 10:16:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer it all gone myself. I, like Vicious Trollop, have an adversity to pubic hair.

Lu

6/29/2007 10:17:00 AM  

Anonymous Holly said...

Why do I suddenly feel like the odd one?

I love hairy men, and hair on their crotch is part of the charm. I like it wild and unruly like I like my men.

6/29/2007 10:21:00 AM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

Neatly trimmed is the best. Trimmed on top with a shaved or trimmed ballsack. Au naturelle is second best, but only because bald is a bit freaky, lol. But I think the most important thing is that it is clean. It could be trimmed/waxed/shaved but if it smells something funny or looks sloppy, no way jose.

6/29/2007 11:47:00 AM  

Anonymous donna said...

greetings bb and friends,
i've been lurking and really enjoying your blog.

had to chime in w/holly as i also reeeaaally love hairy men.

oddly enough my present babe did shave until i asked him not to.

he agreed as long as he could shave me and does a fabulous job.

6/29/2007 05:57:00 PM  

Anonymous Adam said...

I shave. It used to bother when when the hairs started growing back but I have gotten used to it and now I don't even notice.

I've been a lurker since you posted that hot Brazilian girl last year. I wish you had more posts for your male readers. I enjoy everything you write but can't always comment on chick stuff.

6/29/2007 06:56:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Men waxing should be illegal. LOL I may not have a penis but surely that can't be safe? I don't want to think of it but balls with blood keep popping into my head! No offense or anything. It's difficult to tell under a layer of talcum powder if you're tearing the skin off :S.

6/30/2007 12:27:00 AM  

Anonymous Allyson said...

I like a bit of hair on my husband. As long as things are well groomed, we shouldn't be a problem. Hair equals friction and you need a little of that because if it's all smooth and silky, you would slip around with no traction. That's how bones get broken people!

6/30/2007 12:43:00 AM  

Blogger Aggie said...

lol! lol! Ya'all are too funny. What an education you get on this blog. Whatever goes for whoever is involved.

6/30/2007 12:47:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Allyson, LOL, very true my friend, very true :P

6/30/2007 12:48:00 AM  

Anonymous Marek said...

I shaved my area the other night. Not entirely, but shortened it to half an inch. My girlfriend went fucking NUTS! No pun intended. She loved it, and I loved what she did to me because she loved it. So I don't think it was too bad, overall. It does itch, though.

6/30/2007 01:44:00 PM  

Anonymous Archiebald said...

Isabella, waxing is great. No blood if you do it right. I've got a great looking sack that stays clean and smells like a bed of roses! No nicks or ingrown hairs or itching stubble that you have to scratch all the time, like you get from shaving.

6/30/2007 02:51:00 PM  

Blogger Polly King said...

LOL! Personally, I don't want someone who looks like an overgrown hairless child. But I do prefer it if he trims his bush.

6/30/2007 03:45:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Archiebald: And here I thought shaving one's balls is the only way to go ;).

7/01/2007 01:05:00 AM