Bear with me bitches, this is a special edition of Book Watch. One of our dear readers, Mr. Morris, who I’m almost certain is becoming senile due to a severe prostate disease (oh, poor pervert), made me consider revamping my watch list. Well, at least, just for today. *g*

So, without further ado, Old Man Morris, these books are specially for you. Don’t get too excited, okay? We don’t want you accidentally wetting yourself again.

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
by David Foster Wallace

Spiritual Laxative for the Constipated Soul
by Katherine Bowers

The Official Patient’s Sourcebook on Hemorrhoids: A Revised and Updated Directory for the Internet Age
by James N. Parker, M.D.
and Philip M. Parker, Ph.D.

How to Get Laid: The Gay Man’s Essential Guide to Hot Sex
by Jonathan Bass