Wednesday, May 10, 2006

We love hate mail!!!

One of my habits while preparing for bed is to take my BOB out for a spin or two. *wink* Er, I mean, before that *ahem* I usually give our blog email a check. Who knows if J.K. Rowling is desperately trying to contact us to offer an interview and an ARC of HP7; really don’t want her to keep waiting. :P Anywho, I was brushing my long purtty hair—it drives BF wild, rarr (he says it smells like melon, hee)—when I opened this letter*** from a certain “Reader who shall remain nameless” (this is too good not to be shared!):

I would like to say in behalf of all the millions and millions of Nancy Grace’s fans, that you Trollop and Harllet are very NASTY people! No wonder you call yourselves BITCHES! How dare you make fun of her! Nancy Grace is a very smart woman who happens to be a victim of a former co-worker that killed her fiance! It is NOT HER FAULT that it hapened! Its NOT a crime to repeatedly mention your hardship in life especially if its your only way of remembering your beloved! Or are you suggesting IT IS a crime!!!!

I bet you are both fat and ugly and smell in your ugly sweatshirts while typing away in your stupid computers! You are the devil’s seed and your blog sucks!!!!!!!!

First, *hand with brush stopped in mid-air* I didn’t know what to say. I was just staring at my computer—*gasp* sorry—“stupid” computer screen, and the only thing I could think of was: “the devil’s seed”??? Then, after realizing exactly what she was trying to say, I burst into an incontrollable fit of laughter it’s a wonder I didn’t fall off my chair!!! LOL

I thought it was a joke but good lord in heaven, it sounds as if she really means this—our very first hate mail—which, I have to say, somehow makes it even funnier! I just can’t believe that we finally got our long-awaited “die scum of the earth, devil’s spawn” letter and it’s all because of Nancy Grace! LMAO *wiping tears from my eyes*

I still laugh when I read it and will probably keep enjoying it till we get another one. So for those rabid fans who want to send more hate mail, pretty please, make our day. *evil grin*

Now, before I go terrorize some other unsuspecting victim with my smelly sweatshirt-wearing-self, *bwa ha ha ha* I think it’s only fair that I also share with you the response I sent:

Dear Reader,

Thanks babe. :D You made Trollop’s whole week and mine! *wink* May your love for Nancy Grace keep you and your poor ears happy. You have a right to your opinion, and thankfully so do we. Do stop by blog often and share your comments with us; we’re sure our other readers will appreciate them.

Sincerely nasty,
Harllet and Trollop

*BOB - Battery Operated Boyfriend
**ARC - Advance Reading Copy
***Posting this word for word, not altering a bit, including some of her misspellings. :P

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25 comment(s):

Anonymous Vixen said...

LMAO. It cracks me up that people take time out of their day to write hate mail. At least make sure you can spell the persons name LOL

I will admit *blush* to fantacizing about sending hate mail to JK Rowling after finishing HP6, but I'm not alone it that, right?

Anyway, love the pics. You BITCHES are BEAUTIFUL!

5/10/2006 09:20:00 AM  

Blogger Angel Jamie said...

LOL. i have to say u guys have the right to be bitches, very pretty bitches! i didn't know you changed the way u spell ur name though, Harllet! :D how 'bout u "TROLLEP"? LOL

5/10/2006 10:16:00 AM  

Anonymous Die Hure said...

Very funny. The devil's seed? That sounds like the religious nut that lives across the hall from me. She is always trying for me to get to read her walltower magazines and standing in the hall looking bad at my friends that stay over sometimes. I quite get the laugh from it!

Never seen this nancy grace, but from the video she sounds very irritating.

5/10/2006 12:36:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

You know this reader was right on track Harllet IS the devil's seed but not me *sniff* I've been corrupted by her against my will!

Still laughing about that email LOL

5/10/2006 02:26:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

I am not the "devil's seed"! *sniff* And my name is Harlot, thank you.

Like i said on tagboard just a whie ago, Trollop is the one who sharpens my horns. Am trying to be a good girl (really i am!!) but with her around, i don't think that's even posible.. :S

5/10/2006 05:16:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

LOL That's funny!

Trollop and Harlot, you two are beautiful!

5/10/2006 05:32:00 PM  

Anonymous mandy said...

LOL. I can't believe she likes Nancy Grace! Millions and millions? LOLOL

You are very pretty bitches!

5/10/2006 06:27:00 PM  

Anonymous Andy said...

I must be behind. Didn't there used to be four Bitches?

5/10/2006 08:10:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Yes, Andy, how observant of you. And then there were only two. ;)

I hope you'll stick around!

5/10/2006 08:26:00 PM  

Blogger Angel Jamie said...

yeah! whatever happened to Pop Tart and Bawdy Babe?

5/10/2006 09:21:00 PM  

Blogger T-girl said...

LMAO! So just because she had a tramatizing incident in her life (who hasn't, some worse some not as bad as her) that means we all have to hear about it and it is ok! Truthfully knowing that just makes me sad for her... and the fact she CAN NOT LET IT GO!

Oh and I always thought there was something funny looking about your Dad, I never knew you all were sisters though, you DO look a bit a like! Now go shower please and quite wearing that stupid Harvard hoodie... we all KNOW you did NOT go there! ROTFLMAO

5/10/2006 09:41:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

I'm sorry LOL but i'm tired of answering this question. In the history of blog, Tart posted 4% of all the articles, Bawdy 10%. The rest Trollop and mine. Anyway, that's all in the past. Now it's officially just me and Trollop. ;)

Btw, Tart has her own blog. When you miss her, do visit. It's on the links: Poptart. :D

5/10/2006 09:49:00 PM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

I just slapped my hand over my mouth, Harlot. I came over here to read what you commented about on my blog and I think I peed myself giggling.

Smelly and fat? Indeed she's sharp,not to mention quick with a snark eh? LOLLOLLOLLOL

Dakota :)

5/10/2006 11:37:00 PM  

Blogger nica ha said...

lol! i don't know about some people, how could you listen to that voice all the time and not go deaf or insane? jeeze.

anyways, you gals are gorgeous, little devil horns and all! i can't believe you got hate mail, too funny XD

5/10/2006 11:37:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Oh guys, you are all so sweet *Sniff* indeed I am pretty (and tks for lying in Harletts behalf!) lol Kidding aside tks for the compliments ladies :D

Millions and Millions? I'm wondering who on earth she's refering to! lol

Smooches everyone :D

5/10/2006 11:45:00 PM  

Anonymous Sasha said...

LOL...Well, would like to congratulate you ladies on your classy handling of this matter :)

And would like to second everyone's opinion all the way around that though we cannot vouch for lack of smelliness, the bitches sure are purrrty...horns and all ;)

5/11/2006 12:34:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Trollop, get your spelling straight babe. It's HARLLET not HARLETT. I sound like a porn star with a double T, you know. *rolling eyes*

Thanks everyone :) especially those who think i look like goddess LOL. Oh yeah, and Trollop too, the goat farmer in Yemen. LOL :P

5/11/2006 02:04:00 AM  

Anonymous marge said...


5/11/2006 02:57:00 PM  

Blogger Brady said...

Did I hear porn star?

oooohhhhh getting there, love the pics it made my day!


Is that cake on your nose.......

5/11/2006 10:22:00 PM  

Anonymous Shawn said...

Harlot, porn star?

Must be all those horns.


5/12/2006 01:26:00 AM  

Anonymous Trollop said...

Brady and Shawn,

Hi :D

Brady, yes that is cake on my nose! That was during my bday last year.

Shawn hello there babe, I want to ask you a very important question. Now, think hard before you answer. Isn't it so that Harlot's hair smells like pineapples and NOT melons? You can say the truth ok? I will protect you from Harllet, the devil's seed :P

5/12/2006 08:45:00 AM  

Anonymous Shawn said...

Hey Val :)

Her hair does smell like melon, some times this flower. Last night it smelled of chinese balm. And although she is sick since the other day, we both know she'll kick my ass if I LIE and say her hair smells like pineapple.

5/12/2006 10:20:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Thanks baby. :P

See, Trollop, my hair smells great! (Btw that chinese balm, that's only because i'm sick LOL, didn't thought though that my hair smelled of it too :S)

5/13/2006 05:32:00 AM  

Anonymous Tazza said...

Nancy Grace looks like she is permanently sucking on lemons! If she tried sucking something else, she'd look a lot happier.

5/13/2006 04:45:00 PM  

Blogger Gun_Wielding_Bitch said...

A) Millions and millions... must be all her personalities. Crazy bitch.

B) "Seed" Man= spoo (sperm, whatever) and woman= egg. The devil is NOT a man, it's ME and I am very much woman. So you are my egg? LOL.

C) If Dumb Ass meant Devil's spawn, I assure you, I have not given birth yet. I'm not ready for little demons to leave chocolate finger smudges on my walls and PB&J sandwiches in my DVD player.

5/16/2006 09:40:00 AM