Nutella: Food for the Bitches
After Harlot and I became good friends, I felt duty bound to tell her about my shameful addiction. At the time, I was battling it and knew I needed the support of my loved ones to get through it. So one cold evening, my voice shocking with tears, I admitted, through racking sobs, that I am a Nutella** addict and have been since childhood.
**Nutella (“new-tell-uh”) is a creamy, chocolaty hazelnut, deliciously unique spread made from cocoa, roasted hazelnuts, and skim milk; this combination delights your taste buds as you enjoy each delicious mouthful. I eat it with mostly anything: grated coconut, hazel nuts, saltines (extra yummy!), cashew seeds, strawberries, apples, bananas and anything else you can think of. Nutella tastes good with EVERYTHING, except for bread. (Please, DO NOT eat with bread, it’s disgusting. Why there is a picture of a slice of bread in the jar is beyond me!) But my absolute favorite way to eat it is with a spoon right out of the jar—it’s orgasmic!
Through months of hard work and discipline, after many nights of cold sweats and regular nightmares about giant Nutella jars trying to kill me, I was finally able to go to the supermarket and not stuff my cart full of these amazing chocolaty jars. I thought I was cured.
Little did I know that while I was trying to sober up, Harlot was just beginning her own addiction and then, shamelessly, passing it on to Bawdy.
About three weeks ago, because of these two horrible Bitches, I fell off the wagon and am currently licking my way through a spoon full of this heavenly spread as I write this.
I have come to understand that I have to learn to live with my addiction. I honestly have little choice in the matter since, at least, half of my chats with Harlot and Bawdy include Nutella talk (actually, it’s more like Nutella moaning LOL). Honestly, why should I resist such a wonderful treat? Surely this is food for the gods. And you know what they say, after the gods... the bitches. *wink*
Labels: kinky lifestyle, nutella lovah
Chocolate crack LOL :P
But um, I don't call it New-tell-uh, I call it NUT-EL-A. Must be that kiwi accent of mine :D
Does anyone actually eat it, you know, spread on something (excluding boyfriends LOL) like bread? I only seem to eat it straight out of the jar LOL.
Tart
PS - How come I miss out on all the good chats?
3/08/2006 05:55:00 PM
Nutella Good - especially on toast!
Don't knock Nutella - embrace it LOL
And it is NUT_TELL_A
:D
3/08/2006 07:02:00 PM
Okay, have to try it now. I thought for sure I wouldn't be able to get it here but sure enough it is apparently at my local grocer. HUH! Will get back to you my opinion. Although, hazelnut does pretty much guarantee I'll love it.
3/08/2006 09:58:00 PM
Harlot shamelessly passed it to me! Except she forget to warn me about NOT refrigerating it...so I did, and there ends the start of my chocolate crack...DD loves it though....I believe she needs intervention or she's gonna ruin that nice figure she has going.
Her reply to having eaten too much Nutella? I'll ride an extra hour in my bike this week Mommy! We'll see.
3/09/2006 02:56:00 AM
hi..
nut-tell-a..
me and my hubby just love it.. spooning it from the jar.. and finishing one (for each)in one sitting.. good thing passionate excercise takes off the calories..
3/09/2006 03:23:00 AM
Tart, we always wait for you. You're the one who doesn't show up! :S
Gotta say, Nutella with BF is the best. LOL :P
3/09/2006 05:45:00 AM
mmmm...Nutella!!!
Only problem is my son is allergic to something in it. He went to kiss me good night, and I must have had a smidgeon left on my lips, and next thing I know his lips have swollen up, and he is saying it's hurting!!
Darn..have to be careful when I have it.
3/09/2006 05:52:00 AM
Starting in Italy, coming to Germany Ferrero concuered the world w/ stuff like Nutella, Ferrero Kuesschen and the like. You guys would be suprised what kinda hype we Germans make around that stuff.
BTW, I just love that shit, too.
3/09/2006 12:33:00 PM
I think you girls love it just cause it has "nut' in the title...lol...
3/09/2006 05:48:00 PM
You guys got me hooked on Nutella when you were raving about it on the FABB. It's too thick for regular bread but it is marvelous on toast hot enough to melt it.
During the Olympics one bit of trivia was that Nutella originated in Turino- another reason to visit that beautiful city.
3/10/2006 12:25:00 AM
OK ladies now I'm jealous. I don't think this hick town sells it. But now I'm on a quest to find this heavenly food.
Right now my addiction is truffles. I have a chocolate shop in the mall right next door to my office where they sell fresh truffles in ANY flavor imaginable.
3/10/2006 07:04:00 AM
hey gals! my sister and i have been completely addicted to Nutella for YEARS!!! My mom was doing weight watchers in the mid 80's and this wonderful creation was one of the things you could have for a snack.. well. whit and i found the jar of yummy chocolate goodness and devoured the whole thing... now we buy it by the case... ever tried it with pretzels? it's also is a delightful icecream topping!
3/10/2006 01:47:00 PM
Nutella is allowed on Weight Watchers????
3/10/2006 03:32:00 PM
Have you ever had Nutella cheesecake?
Here's a link to the recipe:
http://www.kidsloveanimals.com/home/kl1/page_77/
nutella_cheesecake.html
Yumm!
3/10/2006 05:51:00 PM
ummm yeah my personal favorite?? nutella and peanut butter sandwhich.... yum.... also... me and the bf made nutella pie..... crushed oreo cookies on the bottom... chocolate chip icecream for the filling.... topped with nutella.... sure the nutella gets kinda hard but it is still..... yummy yummy yummy i got nutella in my tummy... haha
3/13/2006 07:57:00 PM
I LOVE Nutella! I used to put the whole jar in the fridge and eat it while watching the Australian Open on TV during the summer holidays. At uni, it was jelly snakes dipped in Nutella. I tried buying Nutella packs to regulate my intake but I just ended up eating 8 packs a day. At a place I used to work, there was an Italian restaurant across the road and they sold (still do, in fact) Nutella pizza. It. Was. So. Good.
3/31/2006 05:36:00 PM
oh yes, nutella... i used to have a problem with it - now i seem to be able to control it somewhat. but maybe, by publicly saying that, i've broken the spell... hmm.
anyway, there's a funny nutella story on another blog i read, http://www.shauny.org/pussycat/2005/12/the_brown_stuff.php
ps us aussies pronounce it 'nut-tell-lah'.
5/09/2006 05:40:00 AM
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