My BF emailed this
link to my best friend who’s getting married this weekend—BTW, she’s been living with my brother for 5 years LOL:
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. It’s easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
Feature: · Easy to use · Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse · Soluble and expandable at body heat · Clinically proven non-toxic to human · No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction.
This sounds positively disgusting UGHHH.
Labels: fucking around, kinky lifestyle, trollop and harlot’s stuff
Yeah, I’m not doing that
pepper and lemon fast. The
body odor/nasty breath thing scared me away. I’d rather be fat and clean LOL.
I’m taking
Sibutramine-based diet pills (please, spare me the “that’s so bad for you” comments; I’ve been taking them for years). These pills are AMAZING. Bad thing is my body is kinda used to them now so the effect isn’t the same as it was years ago. Trying to smuggle some out of the country for Harlot. *g*
If you had to wear
this bridesmaid’s dress for a wedding you wouldn’t want to look like a pig in a frock either!
And can I just rant a second about this
Jim Hjelm person. I’m a street size 8 (hoping to end in a 6 after lipo swelling goes down—3 more months to go, woohoo!). I measured myself before ordering and I’m a 14 in this brand!!! WTF? This is the type of thing that contributes to eating disorders. How on earth do they manage to make a healthy size 8 into a plus size 14? Granted, I’ll have to get the dress taken in on top because it is too big, but my thighs fit it perfectly. The same thing happened to the other girls which are STICKS; they’re all street sizes 2-4 and had to buy 8-10. Yeah, you can tell by this that I’ll be the dreaded “fat bridesmaid.” *sob*
Here’s to a thinner me for Xmas!
Related: Labels: bitchy mcrant, kinky lifestyle, trollop and harlot’s stuff
I got sucked into doing the
Crest Whitestrip Premium Plus because of the great reviews on Amazon. The biggest complaint in the reviews is teeth and gum sensitivity while doing the program, but most mention being very happy with the whitening effect. With me—because I’m apparently sub-normal even in this!—there is NO sensitivity whatsoever (even when I put the strips over my gums) but I don’t see much whitening.
In all honesty my teeth didn’t need that much whitening to begin with, but I did have some light yellowish stains on the side teeth which I noticed when I smile and I wanted to correct that.
I’m on the seventh day of the treatment and I do see a SMALL difference, but doubt it’s worth wearing these strips twice a day. *sigh* Maybe the real difference starts showing towards the very end?
Labels: kinky lifestyle
I’ll ask Harlot to join me, yet again (you’ve no idea how many diets we’ve tried together!) but she’s a BIG CHEATER. She’ll eat cake and ice cream and think it’s OK because tomorrow for sure “I’ll stick to the diet.” *snort*
If you are looking to shed about 1-2 pounds per day and at the same time, clean your body of harmful toxins and chemicals then they Cayenne Pepper and Lemon Diet might just be the thing for you to try. Originally called the “Master Cleanse”, this diet which was invented by Stanley Burroughs helps people to get rid of their body’s toxins that have built up over the years. Beyonce Knowles is known to have tried it before so that she could lose about 20lbs in a very short period of time. Beyonce reportedly did this for her role in Dream Girls. But of course, Beyonce isn’t the only person who can lose 1-2 pounds each day during the duration of the cleanse.
This is the ONLY thing I’ll be drinking from Dec. 1st-10th. *gulp* And please please please don’t tell me about how unhealthy this is
yada yada yada blah blah blah. I could honestly care less. I’ve done far worse stuff to lose weight and will keep it up until one magical day I wake up with
Adriana Lima’s body.
I’m considering keeping a video journal for this. Anyone want to join me?
Related: Labels: kinky lifestyle, trollop and harlot’s stuff
I’m an eBay whore; really, you wouldn’t believe the amount of stuff I buy from eBay. Anywho, years ago I had an Aveeno moisturizer I loved and had to stop using as these are only sold in the U.S. and it was hard for me to get ahold of.
I try to buy a new brand every time I’m out of moisturizer/night creams. In the last two years I’ve gone through Clarins, Christian Dior, Clinique, Chanel and Sephora Brand (which, OMG SUCKS!). I decided it might be time to see if Aveeno was as good as I remembered. I ordered it from a seller in eBay and got my package in perfect condition—except for the small fact that it EXPIRED in August. WTF?
I emailed the seller and this was part of her initial reply:
If I did not think it were good I would not have listed it. It being an 08 exp I would think it still be good.
Oh well, if SHE thinks a product that expired four months ago is good, then by all means I should be using it instead of following what the company says. Crazy fuck. But what irks me the most is that she KNEW this product was expired and
didn’t put it anywhere in the item description! I emailed her back something along these lines and she replies:
I am sorry that this has been a problem for you. I know it is our responsibility to read listings and if there is a question it should be asked before purchase. I myself have failed to do this and accept my responsibilty as a buyer and have never left a negative feedback when it was my choice to bid or purchase. If you feel the need to blame me for your purchase then there is nothing I can do to stop you. This is something that sellers are faced with. I am refunding your money today and enjoy your moisturizer.
WHAT. THE. FUCK? Well, this lady is obviously not well in the head. IT WASN’T MY CHOICE TO BUY AN EXPIRED PRODUCT!!! It wasn’t listed anywhere! *grrrrr* And what does she mean “enjoy your moisturizer”? Who the hell would put some damaged cream in their face and near their eyes?!?! Of course I’m blaming her, she admitted she knew it was expired! Am I the only one that thinks this person is clearly unbalanced?
In the end she gave me a refund, which I’m happy about. I’ve learned my lesson and will now ALWAYS ask sellers if they are selling me expired crap. Yes, Harlot, even if they believe me batshit crazy afterwards.
Labels: bitchy mcrant, kinky lifestyle
Very interesting commentary from
Cynthia Nixon about
Prop 8 and the future of the Gay Rights Movement. I had no idea she was so smart and eloquent. Also, luurrve the hair.
Labels: celebs crap, kinky lifestyle, youtubery
This is by far one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. This woman should be in counseling and so should those little girls.
I have serious issues with women that use breastfeeding to fill up some void inside them. Of course they say it’s for the kids, but I highly doubt having an almost pre-teen sucking on your breast is a good thing for their mental health no matter how many “benefits” breast milk has. And if breastfeeding kids that are probably growing pubic hair gives them higher IQs how come these girls SUCK at playing those instruments? The “forever” tit obviously didn’t work on them.
I’ve asked my mom, and she breastfed us for about six months which I think sounds about right. A year is fine, I suppose, but in my book, anything after two is pushing it. No one out there can tell me having a five or eight-year-old eating from your breast is not disturbing! And that’s not even getting into the obvious obsession these girls have with their mom’s breasts. I’m pretty sure I never made drawings of my mother’s breasts, let alone named them: Milky-o and Boobie-o? Give. Me. A. Fucking. Break.
UPDATE: You know, the more I read about this extended breastfeeding business the more I see this is all about the mother and very little about the child. These women don’t want to let their babies grow up and think keeping them latched to their nipples is the solution.
SECOND UPDATE: I just thought about how these girls must feel now two years after that documentary, specially the oldest one. Can you imagine what it must be like at school for them? That “mother” should be whipped!
Labels: bitchy mcrant, kinky lifestyle, youtubery
We waited over a decade for this s***? I’m not even sure if I want to listen to that garbage again to find out what the hell the song was about. I’m so disappointed. I love Guns & Roses. I have their best hits CD in my car and play it all the time. I was so excited when I heard “Chinese Democracy” was *finally* coming out; now I just want to slap myself for pre-ordering it from Best Buy.
I wonder if maybe I’m just over the whole heavy metal/grunge 90’s?
In any case, here is sexy makes-me-wet-my-knickers Axl Rose at his best (and no, Harlot, he’s not dead and this isn’t the “fake” Axl LMAO):
Labels: kinky lifestyle, youtubery
I want to get a new digital camera; mine is rather old in the tooth. She must be three or four-years-old now and in tech years that’s obsolete and then some!
For some reason I’ve had my heart set on a Sony ever since I got this one (my third digicam) just like I want a Mac for my next laptop. *g* I started doing research on what type of Sony I should get and read some reviews, and to my surprise they ALL mention Canon as being the best brand for digicams! *gasp* How can this be? I thought Sony, for sure, took the best pics.
Now I’m torn. I want the best available product for my money and if Canon is it then I’m going to slap myself senseless until I forget all about Sony... Actually, Sony who? LOL
Anyone has advice on what I should get or recommendations on a specific model/brand?
Labels: kinky lifestyle
My old laptop is wonderful and not really “old” (I got it around a year and a half ago), but because I work with a lot image editing and web designing tools I decided I needed to get a more powerful machine.
I bought myself a beautiful new
HP Pavilion with 4GB of RAM memory and Intel Dual Core processors (my old one had an Intel Celeron processor and only 512 of RAM). Let me tell you, this computer is
breathtakingly beautiful. The design is a pure delight to look at. So much so that I sit and stare at it for minutes at a time marveling at the simple beauty of it. *sigh* The problem is, that I also find myself staring for eons at a damn browser page and/or program that takes freaking forever to load!
At first I thought it was something wrong with my brand new computer. I started googling stuff like mad and through the search results realized that the problem isn’t my Black Beauty but freaking Windows Vista. THIS OPERATING SYSTEM SUCKS, SUCKS, SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *arrrggg*
I’ve spend the last two days trying to tweak and hound a brand new super powerful PC to find a way to optimize an operating system that should not be sold or installed into any computer if it doesn’t damn well work. Just writing this, my Physical Memory is up to fifty-fucking-six percent—AND WORD IS ALL I HAVE OPEN.
I cannot begin to tell you how frustrating this is. I want my XP back. *sniff*
The only thing that gives me hope is that all the articles I’ve read about optimizing Vista say that once you’ve disabled all the useless features that eat up your RAM, the program is quite good. In the mean time, I’m a WinVista slave.
Note: During my waiting-for-stuff-to-load time I’ve drawn up a chart of people raped/abused/molested/beaten in that gad-awful
Robin Schone book I had the misfortune to read. I’ll type it in as soon as my computer is in working order.
Labels: bitchy mcrant, kinky lifestyle
This past weekend, I stumbled across an E! “reality” show sponsored by
Marie Claire magazine called
The Last Model Standing.
I can’t seem to find much about it in Google, which makes me think it wasn’t a raving success and yet, I enjoyed it. It was mindless and fun and short (the whole thing happened in one episode; it was great—no milking-it-for-all-it’s-worth like those reality TV shows usually do).
This is
the premise for the show:
Seven aspiring models endure a battle of the body and mind as they compete for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to jump-start their careers with a layout in Marie Claire magazine.
Now, you think the enduring battle of the body and mind thing was a ploy? Well, it wasn’t. To me they went through one of the worst things I could imagine being willingly subjected to. They had to stand for hours (the last two made it to around 40 hours) with at least one hand on a huge spread of Marie Claire, in high heels and makeup, in the cold evening and under the blazing sun. Sometimes in bikinis, other times in skimpy tight outfits and, in the end, in dresses. Some of the tasks included posing with snakes and balancing martini glasses in top hats. All this sleep deprived, in heels and with one bloody hand in that mag spread.
I kept wondering why anyone would subject themselves to such torture to appear in a freaking magazine. I’d have thrown in the towel after the first hour of blazing sun in high-heels LOL.
So I wondered: What prize would provide me with the resolution to be the last person standing in a similar competition?
I couldn’t come up with much. I have no interest in being famous, no one would be willing to give me the—at least—5 million dollars it would take for me to go through 40 hours of sleep depravation standing in mules; no contest would offer me the presidency to a country. In general, I came out blank. Except, I pondered, for an opportunity to participate in Extreme Makeover. For that, I’d spend a month standing beside that damn magazine cover—or a huge scalpel in this case LOL. Yes, I too am surprised by my shallowness.
What about you guys? What prize would have you entering a similar contest and doing your very best to beat everyone else for that one thing you covet above all others?
Please, no cutsie end-world-hunger-and-eternal-peace answers! It has to be a price you know a program would award you, but it can’t be cash. And no castles, Harlot, because no one would give you your very own castle for standing with your hand on a Marie Claire cover, hmmphh.Labels: kinky lifestyle, mctv
Whenever I’m with a man and I get the chance, I look at his feet. *g* No, I don’t have a foot fetish. As I told you,
I’m not a character from your pornos and I do not suck anyone’s toes. I’m also not talking about drooling at a man’s feet while rubbing peppermint foot scrub all over myself and meow-meowing like a cat in heat. I’m simply implying I peek to see if he takes care of his toes. God forbid I get one of those tricky blokes who look clean and shiny outside but secretly have feet as if they didn’t wash after ploughing the farm! IICK!
Now, I stumbled upon this haven for foot freaks like Trollop, Barefoot Male Celebs. I think they have a fab collection, and even though I’ve yet to swim into the deep pond of this Feet Paradise, *wink* here are the ones I’ve seen and liked:
I have a thing for Adam Levine. I think he’s verra, verra sexy. *sigh* So I’m glad to see he has gorgeous feet. I’d like to cuddle barefoot with this Maroon 5 hottie till he whispers to me, “And if I should ever find the key you hide so well, will you tell me that I can spend the night?” Oh, Adam, yes yes yes YES! Mm mmmm...
I don’t care if they say Jake Gyllenhaalallallaaal is gay, it’s just he doesn’t do it for me (especially when he smokes, yuck). Still, there are times I find him so fucking hot I might consider being his Brokeback love slave, hee.
Oh, my holee foot deity. Chris O’Donnell, what manly manly MANLY feet you have. Me thinks he needs some serious tickle tickle. Oh, yoo-hoo, Mr. O’Donnell...
Okay, this one I’m not even looking at the feet. Helloooo, look at him! I just want Eric Bana to lose that feaking robe and I’d ecstatically nibble on him. Mama mia... Thankee Xenu for the inventor of that pool lounge floating thingy!!!
So. Fess up. Who do you think have the bestest looking feet? Who will you consider playing footsie with? ;PLabels: celebs crap, fuckalicious, kinky lifestyle
First off, have you read my
do-your-Kegels-or-you’ll-have-a-loose-coochie post? *g* If you have, please proceed...
Experts have discovered that wearing the high heeled shoes tones women’s legs and strengthens pelvic muscles—decidedly improving a woman’s love life. The study said that the heels “directly work the pleasure muscles which are linked to an orgasm”.
Urologist Dr Maria Cerruto, based at the University of Verona, in Italy carried out a series of tests and research on women who wore high heels. Dr Cerruto discovered that women who held their feet at a 15-degree angle to the ground, the equivalent of a 7cm [2in] heel, showed up to 15% less electrical activity in their pelvic muscles. The results suggest the muscles are more relaxed when women wear higher heels, increasing their strength and ability to contract.
An official guide to better sex, provided by NHS Direct, advises women to become more aware of their pleasure muscles and advises them how to exercise them to aid sexual arousal. The NHS recommends that women, particularly before and after pregnancy, should do pelvic floor exercises up to five times a day.
Manolo Blahnik welcomed the research. “If you are a woman, it’s a way to appeal to the male species, it’s a way to attract. And it works. I have men who tell me that heels have saved their marriage.” (Source)
Heels and sex. Okay, my mind just conjured a lot of dirty scenes LOL.
Erm, *ahem* so are you guys stiletto lovers? I love stilettos that make me feel girly, fuck-me pumps that make me feel verra sexy, but lately I wear mostly flat shoes as my days are only spent going to malls or doing errands for my dad. But after this, swear to Xenu I’ll wear high heels more even if I’m only going ice-creaming.
Really, joint pains, bunions, stress fracture *or* more orgasms? Unless you’re celibate or your honeypot rot off, not really a choice now, is it?
Related: Labels: kinky lifestyle, sex and the bitches
Boyzilian n. A Brazilian bikini wax applied to a man.
Also:
boyzilian, boy-zilianHURRAH! Finally men get it: hairy balls and pubes = no blowjob 4 U LOL
Related:
Intimate waxing is gaining popularity among males gay and straight salons. It wasn’t the first thing most people noticed when they saw the posters of David Beckham modelling a new range of designer underpants. But once they had finished inspecting the xylophone stomach muscles, cooed at the snug fit of his briefs and imagined themselves as the object of his come-hither look, their eyes were drawn to the footballer’s upper and inner thighs. They looked awfully smooth. Had he ... he hadn’t, had he? ... done his bikini line?
All over the country more and more men (gay and straight alike) are marching into beauty salons and demanding a “Boyzilian”, or as one Yorkshire-based salon bills it, “the Full Monty”. In other words, the complete or near-complete removal of hair in intimate areas using wax. If you have £120 to spare, you can even get it done in Harrods, in the Refinery spa.
Business is booming. “A year ago I was doing three men a week. Now I am doing three men a day,” she said. “I don’t know why it has suddenly become more popular, but when people come in they do mention David Beckham. Now that celebrities like him are open about waxing, it makes other men feel more comfortable about it.”
And people say celebrities don’t use their fame for good things. Ha! Becks has shown them!Labels: celebs crap, cock fetish, fuckalicious, kinky lifestyle
Karen Scott has a post on
e-published authors starting their careers in the erotic stories/poetry site
Literotica. This all started when
Mrs. Giggles posted about this in her blog and
Phaze authors went cuckoo over the post.
Now, none of this shocks or bothers me. I read Literotica; you can actually find some good romance stories and novellas there once in a while, but you really have to look because most of it is pure rubbish LOL. Tart linked this and a couple other erotic stories sites last year in FABB and I have to say I’ve enjoyed Literotica the most by far. I’ve even printed and read some of these to the BF which yawns himself to sleep while I get all fidgety and turned on (contrary to what happens with porn movies which bore me to death).
Anywho, she has quotes from an interaction that’s going on at the Literotica BB (I think, because I can’t be bothered to click on the link). I’ll post them with Karen’s remarks and then tell you what I think:
“I was wondering if It reading and writing about underage incest fantays..especially about younger girls....is as disgusting as I sometimes feel it is. I do NOT condone Kiddy porn NOR sexual abuse in any way of minors, but it is still a fantasy of mine....but not that I wan’t to be WITH the girl, but that I wan’t to BE the girl....so would writing fantays like that make me a bad person?”
He/she doesn’t condone kiddie porn, but fantasizes about having underage sex with a family member? Ok then.
This answer, from one of the other members, made me want to go and take a bath:
“It is hard for me to believe that thinking is a crime, I certainly hope you WILL explore these fantasies for us in print. I would love to have a womans perspective on what it would be like to have sex at say 15 with your father..... I suspect the emotions and feelings would be far more erotic than anything I can imagine. Sex for the first time for a little girl has to be painful, but emotionally rewarding at the same time. I hope you will explore this! I know I would love to read it.”
Emotionally rewarding? Yeah, whatever. That dude is a pedo waiting to happen, if it hasn’t already.
Anyway, Selena Kitten, a current Phaze author thinks there’s no harm in it, because after all, it’s just a fantasy. She writes:
“But the FANTASY of such a thing - NOT the reality, the FANTASY... is a turn on for some. Of both genders. As DCL mentioned (god this is an OLD thread, isn’t it??) thinking is not a crime.
Unless I slipped into Big Brother territory when I wasn’t looking...
I know what I’m going to say might be taken completely the wrong way, because that’s the way things go in Blog Land, but I agree with Selena:
fantasy is a turn on and not just for incest but for a lot of things; you just have to look at the categories in Literotica to see the broad spectrum of stuff people are into reading. And though I find the thought of incest sickening, who am I to say that those that fantasize about it are pedophiles or have actually engaged in what they read or write? I would much rather people write about it and get off on reading it than actually going ahead and doing it.
I think writing about fantasies is like writing an angry letter to someone you are mad/angry at. When you finish putting everything you feel down on paper, the anger is either gone or abetted. So if this is what people need to keep their hands off their kids/parents, then I say go ahead and write about it and read about it, because it’s a hell of a lot healthier than actually doing it.
And don’t tell me if you are inclined to read or write about it means you are engaging in it or will in the future because that’s bullshit. I enjoy Quentin Tarantino movies and I’ve never been inclined, for one second, to do ANYTHING that appears in these films. I also enjoy reading about a ton of stuff that I would never, in a million years, be interested in doing.
I dare anyone here to say they don’t have a fetish. We all do. And what may seem sick to others might be precisely what turns you on, and that’s nothing but your personal business. I think it’s very closed-minded and ignorant to believe that healthy sexual parameters are defined by your personal fetishes and that everyone else that has fantasies different to yours is a sick pervert.
Labels: kinky lifestyle, romance baby, some like it hot
I like
Jezebel; it’s funny and sarcastic, two of my favorite characteristics in the world. *g* Yet there are times when its kind of feminism is the type that shows women as ceaseless victims at the feet of men. Oh, honey, VERRA insulting.
Yesterday’s post
“How About You Don’t Ask to Come on My Face on the First Date” filed under the subject “How Porn Ruined Sex” (with a picture of
that Kim woman looking like a
lingerie-wearing goat), talks about—supposedly—women and their encounters with appalling sexual requests, including the face-coming:
[...] “they don’t think sex is ‘good’ unless it’s somehow fetish-y.”
We all know it is true: porn is doing to sex what scotch is doing to your liver. And I mean, it makes sense! It’s so easy to get, and so perfect for the beaten-down and emotionally unavailable! But seriously, it has to stop. That’s all.
Who was it that said: “There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?” I can’t help but wonder, if porn watching is undeniably behaviour altering, why aren’t programs like lifestyle shows? Or cooking shows? There are a lot of male chefs on TV and a lot of men are watching them cook; so where’s my man-cooked meal? What about violent shows? Trollop is cuckoo about Tarantino’s films. I’m telling you, the gorier it is—flying hacked limbs and all bloody stuff—the more she likes it. Has she ever shot or stabbed or chopped off some dude’s dick? Well, not yet.
I don’t agree that porn is bad—and that we should eliminate it—but I’m not going to say it’s unquestionably good either. I’ve seen porn that ranges from teeth-gnashingly annoying with women faking as they mewl and meow like cats, to some that are actually hot. Yet even when it hovers on the laughably bad category, I’ve never once thought that “proliferation of porn is forcing women to do ‘things they don’t want to do’ in bed.” WTF? Seriously???
Not only did Jezebel forget to consider that there are women who actually like to have come on their faces (if that’s what you’re into, what’s wrong with that?) but that women—and men—HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY NO to stuff that makes them go “Euww!” Similarly men—and women—have the right to request said stuff, yep, even on a first date. And really, would it be so bad to talk a little about sex before doing it? “No buttsex, darling, yes to *beep beep verra pervy b-b-beep*.” ;)
Has porn ruined sex? Oh, wait. Maybe BOB and sex toys ruined sex? What about provoking suggestive ads? Lingerie, condoms, lubes, Kama Sutra, *gasp* romance novels?
I loooove vanilla sex. I love being bent, folded, licked, sucked, tweaked, wanked, fiddled—not necessarily in that order. *g* I also love it when a man can dominate me in bed and allow me to act out my fantasies. And also be happy with the roles reversed, heh. I like a lot of sex that would appear in your typical porn, particularly when someone I adore gives me access to his cock on a frequent basis because I’ll show him a woman who’s happily loved-up. What I don’t like and need is to be told that I like “fetish-y” stuff because your personal belief system doesn’t encompass mine, nor that I *only* like what I like because I’ve become a victim of the gawddamn eeeebil porn industry.
Don’t come on me because I DON’T enjoy it.
Come on me because *I* take pleasure in it.
I assure you, my sex life—and my liver—are both healthy. I’m a porn loving, porn reading, porn watching, mind-blowing sex fan who never had a problem saying NO to a sexual act I do not want to do. And yes, heaven help the stupid fuck who will come on/in me without permission, or pound me while calling me “you’re a dirty little whore!”
Related: Labels: kinky lifestyle, sex and the bitches
Hullo, my beauties. Yes, I’ve been lazy. No, I didn’t elope with Hunky Sugarplum. I have no illusion of becoming one of his Candy Cane lovers. Truth be told, I’ve been in a man-hate mode this week. It’s in a cancerous stage where I was already contemplating sewing myself (and I don’t even sew!) a shirt that says: “Just stick your dick in me and SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
That is, until I saw this:
Mm mmmm... The first of many
David Beckham ads for Armani underwear collection 2008, shot by
Mert Alas and
Marcus Piggott. Now, I heart David but methinks that is a sock in his man-undies... That or he stuffed one of his anorexic android wife’s implants in there. :/
Related: Labels: fuckalicious, kinky lifestyle
Is this how parents are educating their kids now a days? Scary!
GIANTmicrobes. We make stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes—only a million times actual size! Now available: The Common Cold, The Flu, Sore Throat, Stomach Ache, Cough, Ear Ache, Bad Breath, Kissing Disease, Athlete’s Foot, Ulcer, Martian Life, Beer & Bread, Black Death, Ebola, Flesh Eating, Sleeping Sickness, Dust Mite, Bed Bug, and Bookworm (and in our Professional line: H.I.V. and Hepatitis).
Each 5-to-7 inch doll is accompanied by an image of the real microbe it represents, as well as information about the microbe.
They make great learning tools for parents and educators, as well as amusing gifts for anyone with a sense of humor!
I mean, sure, this is what I’m getting all my friends for Xmas (Harlot is particularly fond of the
Mad Cow one, seeing as she
is one and all) but they are all over 18. And, in all fairness, I’m not giving them anything they’ve never had before LOL.
Labels: kinky lifestyle, under hunky mistletoe
This fall I have happily rediscovered some fashion pieces and accessories I used to love years ago and find myself falling madly in love with them all over again. Falling in love again... *sigh* can be quite an experience. And in my case I don’t just mean the clothes and shoes. *wink*
Keds are back, baby! I loved them in elementary school. They were so comfy and went with everything, especially because I had them in like 500 colors LOL. It’s absolutely fantastic that the trend is back and I will be getting at least one classic white pair and another in black or some colorful funky design.
Black nail polish. Ohhh, I remember when Kelly Taylor started wearing her nails really short and painted black back when 90210 was still the show to watch and had the trends to follow. My mom had a fit when I started imitating her look and wouldn’t let me go anywhere with her unless I took it off. Those were the good old days LOL.
Well, the trend is back, and I am typing this post wearing a really funky navy blue nail polish by Opi called Russian Navy and I have to say it’s fabulous. The bottle looks like it has purple undertones but you can’t really see it once the color has coated your nails, just a nice shimmer in the right light. I absolutely love it and will be alternating from metallic purple, to satiny black, to shimmery navy blue all season.
Red lips. Never liked them. *sigh* I have red hair and freckles and look absolutely hideous with dark colors on my lips and yet I just bought a Ruby Red lip gloss/shimmer by HM. I dab my finger on the applicator and sort of pat it on my lips. The result is very nice. Not too much color but just enough of a red hint to make my lips look like they’ve just been kissed. I really like it.
The denim skirt rocks up straight into the 21st century. I’ve never liked the “classic” denim skirt. I don’t find it very flattering to most women to be honest. It’s dull and sort of hugs you in the wrong places but has no real shape in others. It’s utterly blah and I’ve stayed away from it for years. But this season denim is back with a vengeance and I love that the skirts come in different shapes and in new hipper styles. I bought a great Miss Sixty piece that hugs the hips and its sort of A lined and pleated (hard to explain but it looks great LOL).
Anyone else glad these styles are back?Labels: kinky lifestyle
