I’m wondering if the U.S. political system is ever going to be rid of this idiot. Even in this interview—where everything is on her side, where she’s probably being fed word-per-word what she has to say—she manages to sound like a 16-year-old cheerleader off to prom.
Sarah Palin is an embarrassment to female politicians.
On the other side, WOW, I feel really bad for Sarah for putting herself in the hands of this (so obviously) mentally deranged man John Ziegler. Funny how this clown thinks Palin was exploited by the media; talk about the pot calling the kettle black. People would do anything for their 15 minutes of fame. Too bad he’s so fugly, being good looking might have made these clips more interesting.
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I mean, don’t get me wrong, I read the book and thought it was OK, but nothing to sell your first born over.
I can’t recall what my exact feelings about the novel were, but it must have been a cross between good and meh because I couldn’t bring myself to read the second one. If I’m not mistaken, I found Bella irritating and part of the storyline nonsensical though I did enjoy Edward and his vampire family.
Mind you, I wouldn’t tattoo
“Edward Cullen” across my ass or anything but I’ll definitely go see the movie when the
lines die down. Who knows, it might be better than the book.
Update: I don’t get it. Vampires are supposed to be hot; why is everyone in this trailer (including Edward!) damn fugly? I have to watch
Goblet of Fire again because I remember Cedric Diggory looking a hundred times better than this.
Labels: and so the lion fell in love with the lamb, bitch at the movies, i heart ya, youtubery
Very interesting commentary from
Cynthia Nixon about
Prop 8 and the future of the Gay Rights Movement. I had no idea she was so smart and eloquent. Also, luurrve the hair.
Labels: celebs crap, kinky lifestyle, youtubery
This is by far one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. This woman should be in counseling and so should those little girls.
I have serious issues with women that use breastfeeding to fill up some void inside them. Of course they say it’s for the kids, but I highly doubt having an almost pre-teen sucking on your breast is a good thing for their mental health no matter how many “benefits” breast milk has. And if breastfeeding kids that are probably growing pubic hair gives them higher IQs how come these girls SUCK at playing those instruments? The “forever” tit obviously didn’t work on them.
I’ve asked my mom, and she breastfed us for about six months which I think sounds about right. A year is fine, I suppose, but in my book, anything after two is pushing it. No one out there can tell me having a five or eight-year-old eating from your breast is not disturbing! And that’s not even getting into the obvious obsession these girls have with their mom’s breasts. I’m pretty sure I never made drawings of my mother’s breasts, let alone named them: Milky-o and Boobie-o? Give. Me. A. Fucking. Break.
UPDATE: You know, the more I read about this extended breastfeeding business the more I see this is all about the mother and very little about the child. These women don’t want to let their babies grow up and think keeping them latched to their nipples is the solution.
SECOND UPDATE: I just thought about how these girls must feel now two years after that documentary, specially the oldest one. Can you imagine what it must be like at school for them? That “mother” should be whipped!
Labels: bitchy mcrant, kinky lifestyle, youtubery
Go, be merry and vote against Sarah Palin.
The woman is a bloody idiot. And let me just say that I think John McCain would make a better president than Barack Obama,** but geesh, I worry about trusting him after choosing that pro-life, book-banning, moose-killing, intellectually-challenged dimwit. Who in their right mind would think Sarah “verbal-diarrhea” Palin is fit to be... well, anything really. I pity those poor people from Alaska, not to mention the wild-life there.
Now, all jokes aside, my biggest problem with this woman is that she’s an animal hater and that’s just plain wrong in my book.
Here’s Sarah getting pranked by a couple of Canadian comedians. She really isn’t the brightest tool in the shed.
**I believe he lacks experience and I hate that he beat Hillary Clinton. *grrr* He’s really sexy though so those are points in his favor LOL.
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... Thank god.
I’m looking forward to
Angels and Demons more than I was to
The Da Vinci Code. The book is far more entertaining and the historical aspects more engrossing. I was very lucky to be living in Rome when I first read this novel so I feel I got to “live” it in a rather real way. At the time, I became obsessed with all that included Vatican history; very educational.
Labels: bitch at the movies, bitchin’ news, youtubery
We waited over a decade for this s***? I’m not even sure if I want to listen to that garbage again to find out what the hell the song was about. I’m so disappointed. I love Guns & Roses. I have their best hits CD in my car and play it all the time. I was so excited when I heard “Chinese Democracy” was *finally* coming out; now I just want to slap myself for pre-ordering it from Best Buy.
I wonder if maybe I’m just over the whole heavy metal/grunge 90’s?
In any case, here is sexy makes-me-wet-my-knickers Axl Rose at his best (and no, Harlot, he’s not dead and this isn’t the “fake” Axl LMAO):
Labels: kinky lifestyle, youtubery
I’m such a geek. If I were anymore excited about the new 90210 series they’d put me in a straightjacket.
Please forgive my vulgar enthusiasm and watch the promo video while I dance a jig.
And yet, nothing beats the intro with the original cast. How could I have thought the girls were so cool? They’re all wearing mommy jeans and hideous bikinis. And don’t get me started on Brenda’s bangs and those absolutely horrid long-sleeved shirts she used to favor.
Should I be embarrassed to mention I still watch the old reruns? :/
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I got this through my facebook. It’s pretty funny so thought I’d share.
I love the black dude in the hood of the car, and the sweatsuits LOL. It gets kinda boring and stupid near the middle but the end isn’t bad.
Check it out.
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Jack Nicholson is so damn smart and sexy (plus the best actor evah) I’d buy poop on a stick from him LOL.
This ad is nothing short of genius. Kudos to Hillary’s campaign for finally doing something right! *wink* Poor Hillary is a very good product with very bad marketing. Her strategists should take pointers from Obama’s side: it’s all in the wrapping, baby! In politics (sadly) it’s not really who you are that matters, but how well you sell yourself.
Labels: celebs crap, politics crap, youtubery
... Sounds like a banker’s name and still I’m aroused LOL.
I have all of 10 seconds to write this post.
I saw the new SATC movie trailer last week and loved it. I’m beginning to think that the movie might not be so bad, hideous wedding dress and all.
Quick thoughts on the trailer:
- Did John James Preston—the hottie formerly known as BIG—jilt Carrie?
- Steve cheated? *gasp*
- Where is Smith?!?!
- How corny is that I-came-to-NY-to-fall-in-love J. Hudson line? *gag*
- Lurve all the bathing suits the girls are wearing. *g*
- This is only the trailer and Charlotte is already pissing me off. Why does she keep dressing like a 50’s housewife? That dress/hairdo in the pregnant shot made me want to poke out my eyeballs with a sharp pencil.
- The girls look fabulous. Me thinks about 70% of the film’s budget went to makeup and filter lenses for the cameras. They don’t look a day over 35; lucky bitches.
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I’ve no idea what in hell is happening in that first video or why that room is so fruity or what exactly they were talking about—I don’t care. It’s my Raoul. I turn to him to kiss my down-ness away. He could kill a unicorn and I’d still rain kisses on his beautiful face. He could start hating dolphins, babies, Eskimos, Trollops, Christmas or rainbows and he will still—always—be my Raoul. I could walk in his house and see the Nazi flag and an
altar for Tom Cruise with a bloody head in a jar and I’d still do perverted unlawful Roman Polanski type things to him...
(My Raoul after the jump.)
P.S.
I updated my old Raoul post; the GAP video is now working and I added new photos.
P.P.S. Someone asked me if she could borrow Raoul. Um, I take death verra seriously but my answer is: OVER MY DEAD PROTESTING BODY!!! And even then never in a million gazillion bijillion years! *GRRRR*
P.P.P.S. Raoul. Is. My.
Exclusive. Loooove. Property. I may be tiny but swear to god I will karate chop chop and hi-yah here and hi-yah there anyone who will try anything. I fucking MEAN IT!
Labels: fuckalicious, harlot’s lover, youtubery
According to my genius calculations, there’s a 50% chance
Jimmy Kimmel was apeshit mad when he found out GF
Sarah Silverman has been fucking Matt Damon *ahem* “on the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar.” Either that or it’s the other 50% probability: he’s gay and took his opportunity to hump a dude then pass it off as “Now we’re even, you bitch! MWAH HA HA!”
Labels: celebs crap, mctv, youtubery
The Wet Spots ROCK. This hilarious duo should be more popular than, say,
Justin Timberlake. I heard he cries whenever he’s high. :/ Dude, a dude crying because he’s high isn’t so different from a dude crying because he’s scared of the dark. Well, Justin looks like he’d cry me a freakin’ river if a bee was chasing him. Or when he watches porn (
if he even watches porn). My point is, outrageous kick-ass performers like The Wet Spots should be muchos popular than singers who sing like a whiny little girl.
Labels: celebs crap, fucking around, sex and the bitches, youtubery
My Sister’s Keeper (by
Jodi Picoult). No more Fanning sisters! Both
Dakota and
Elle Fanning have dropped out of the film.
Abigail Breslin will now play the role of Anna (previously given to Elle), the girl who sues her parents for medical emancipation.
Sofia Vassilieva, whom I’ve never heard of, is in talks to take Dakota’s role of Kate, Anna’s sick older sister.
Sources said Dakota Fanning balked at a request that she shave her head for the role and both sisters withdrew abruptly.
Cameron Diaz plays the mother of the girls, a tough lawyer who takes her own case in court. Alec Baldwin plays the attorney who represents the child. Joan Cusack will also star in the drama.
I’d balk too if someone said I have to shave off my pritti locks. Hmph. Anywho, I think Abigail, who is adorable and brilliant in
Little Miss Sunshine, is better suited to play Kate’s role.
Inkheart (by
Cornelia Funke) (RD: March 19). Oh, how I wish I have the ability to read a character out of a book. I’ll bring my
Matt Farrell to life and he can finally leave that stupid Meredith and live happily ever after with me. *sigh*
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (by
Louise Rennison) (RD: July 25). OMG, I looooove Georgia! I didn’t even know they made this into a movie!
Synopsis: The film follows the eccentric and irresistible Georgia Nicolson as she overcomes the trauma of being a teenager and moves up the “snogging scale”. Misunderstood by her ancient parents, but buoyed up by the love of her cat Angus and her best friends—“The Ace Gang”—Georgia struggles through life seeking out her two main desires: 1. To get a gorgeous sex-god as her boyfriend and 2. To throw the greatest 15th birthday party ever. When handsome brothers Tom and Robbie arrive at school, Georgia thinks her boyfriend dreams have been answered. But when she sees Robbie with her arch rival Lindsay, she devises a plan to show Robbie that she’s the mature, sophisticated girlfriend he deserves. Unfortunately Georgia’s plans—involving snogging lessons, stalking Lindsay, and dying her legs orange—don’t exactly run smoothly.
Labels: bibliophile’s affair, bitch at the movies, i heart ya, youtubery
Geesh, the Grammy’s voting grandpas are always out of date. I don’t even recognize most of the nominees (who the hell is Herbie Hascock?) and those that I do recognize pretty sure their songs came out the year I graduated from high school. This is why Brit Brit’s
“Gimme More” didn’t win Album of the Year. Perhaps at the Grammy 2010? Well, it’s possible her album just really really sucked troll balls but what do I know? :/
Anywho, in case you’re wondering, I did see the show last night. Yep. Wanted to see
Amy Winehouse. I love her voice, I love her songs, I love her uniqueness, heck, I even love her beehive. The last couple of months I was disgusted with what she’d been doing to herself, wasting all that talent for fucking drugs. Last night, however, her little dance step cracked me up LOL; her voice sounded thin but, compared to her
fucked up EMA performance, she looked better—and lucid!—and she looked like she’s having fun.
I just have to add this, my fave performance of Wino so far, when she sang “Love is a Losing Game” at the Mercury Awards. God, she’s good. C’mon, woman, get back on track, gain a little more pounds and please, quit crack. Do not let me down!
Labels: celebs crap, mctv, youtubery
La Pequeña Prohibida (Part I)
This thing scared the bejesus out of me. She (he?) apparently claims to be “one hot bitch.” At this point I’m not even sure this specimen is human!
La Pequeña Prohibida (Part II)
I don’t know what the hell is going on with this “Pequeña Prohibida” character but whatever it is it can’t be good. Any time a masked Mexican wrestler shows up to dance with a midget of unidentified sex you know trouble is on its way LOL.
Labels: fucking around, youtubery
I swear everything bad I said about
Matt Damon and how unfuckable and unswoonsome he is, I now take back. (Though, I still think that
Charlie Dillon needs a kick in the nuts!)
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Lucy Liu, you
Sarah Jessica Parker are not! Please, woman, you look like a circus tent deflated all over you. *gag*
Now, this, sweet lawwd, has got to be a fucking joke:
Can anyone from Baltimore confirm if this is (was?) an actual business because I need to know if Mr. Ray sold one of those hideous mops to some unsuspecting halfwit. Harlot, you’ve been looking for a way to keep your curls; what better than a Mr. Ray wig? *g*
I can’t stop laughing!
Labels: celebs crap, fucking around, youtubery
I know you have the right to believe what you want but this is OMGWTFBBQ CWAAAAZZY! Apparently this indoc-whatsis video was made when they presented
Tom Cruise the Freedom Medal of Valor. No clue what that is but I’m guessing it has something to do with him as
Scientology’s blowhard and train conductor to cuckoo culttown.
It seems like a spoof but don’t let the
Mission Impossible theme fool you. There’s a lot to watch—though nothing makes any sense—and this one in particular is worth quoting: “Being a Scientologist, when you drive pass an accident, it’s not like anyone else. As you drive pass, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one who can really help.” Er, like Batman? And what happened to 911?
Imagine you’re in an accident and Tom Cruise is running towards you... Gah! GO AWAY, SHOO SHOO! Don’t voodoo me right back to life! I’ll be so scared I might actually fake my own death and hope that my increasing pool of blood would scare him off!
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