Trollop: Because I’m adorable that’s why, you evil witch!
Harlot: Oh, alright. Geesh. Well, how are we going to do this then?
Trollop: Hmm, not sure. Let me think.
Harlot: Let’s just pretend I’m—oh man, who am I supposed to be now? *gritting teeth* I am not going to be Nancy Grace again!
Trollop: That was a great party!
Harlot: Yeah, right. We almost didn’t get out of that mess!
Trollop: I don’t know what you’re complaining about; we had fun. Well, at least I did while they kicked your ass out of there LOL! In any case, just be Harlot, if it will stop the whining.
Harlot: I am not—arrggg!—FINE. Let’s start with the basics then. Hmph.
*Warning: Do not make fun of me!*
The Odyssey by Homer
Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery
The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
The Mysterious Island and Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
Paradise by Judith McNaught
Bet Me by Jennifer Crusie
Rachel’s Holiday and Last Chance Saloon by Marian Keyes
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason by Helen Fielding
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann
5 things in the world that you love:
Nutella, chocolate, my wonderful BF, reading, Seinfeld
5 things in the world that you hate:
Infidelity, lies, stupidity (this is number one by far!), chinese food, the song “The Power of Love” by Celine Dion (please don’t get me started on the awful brothel tune and the HORRIBLE lyrics!)
5 things you can do:
Cook just about anything
Speak three fluent languages (English, Italian and Spanish)
Put both my legs behind my head (yeah, baby!)
Cross a highway on 4-inch heels after a bottle of wine
Sing the Canadian, American and Dominican National Anthems
5 things you can’t do:
Sing worth a damn
Be on top (apparently that takes skills I don’t posses)
Keep my mouth shut when I lose my temper
Flirt with men that are higher on the hot scale than me (if I’m a 7 I can’t flirt with an 8, though do great with a 6 LOL)
Dance (I look like a quadriplegic having a seizure LOL and yet, I love to do it *sniff*)
5 things you can’t live without:
My family, chocolate, books, foundation, Blistex
3 things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
Tons of cuddling, good communication, orgasms orgasms orgasms
3 things you want to do before you die:
Take a year cruise around the world, learn French (fluently this time!), date a super millionaire like Matt Farrell :P
Favorite comfort food?
Anything with chocolate
Weirdest thing you like to eat?
Mashed potatoes with black beans (shut up!)
Favorite TV show and/or favorite movie?
TV shows: Seinfeld and Sex and the City
Movie: The Godfather (between a hundred others)
If you could be the heroine of any book, who would it be and why?
That’s easy: Meredith Bancroft (without the hideous outfits and with a spine transplant, please)
If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else currently living, whom would you pick? Angelina Jolie
Who’s the man (besides BF) you think is too gorgeous for your peace of mind? Rob Lowe
Which famous person, now dead, do you wish you could have seen naked? John-John
Trollop, some of your fans, *cough* apparently, wanted to know more. So, did you really do it in the Eiffel Tower while perching precariously on one of its balconies?
Err, no. It’s Trollop here, not some French acrobatic hussy. I can barely do it in a bed let alone standing on the edge of some balcony LOL. I’m a proud sex potato. *g* Give me what I want with the least minimum effort from my part. :P
Gad, you’re fucking lazy. Anywho, someone asked: “How did your friendship with Harlot start? Did you immediately like her, or hated her because she’s uber gorgeous?” *batting eyelashes*
Harlot and I are members of the same BB. I’d been posting there for approximately three years when she came along. At the time, I was on sort of “lurker” mode (busy with school and work). I remember thinking, “This girl has got to be manic depressive.” LOL She’d post all over the freaking board. There wasn’t one post that went unanswered by her, and as soon as someone replied to her answer she’d post again. It was insane!
Then, one Saturday morning, I posted about a crush on a professor and she asked if she could email me. In all honesty I was freaked out! I mean, she could’ve been an ax wielding maniac for all I knew, but I said yes (better to keep the crazies happy than make them mad LOL) and she send me THE dirtiest email on what female students have to do to catch the eye of university professors; a girl after my own heart. We’ve been friends ever since.
What are the things you don’t like about your *ahem* very beautiful partner, Harlot. *g* On the other hand, what are the things you just love about her?
Harlot drives me to murder sometimes! She is so fucking hardheaded; like a dog with a bone when she sets her mind to something. And most often than not, that “something” is bound to get us into trouble LOL. Also, there’s the miniscule detail that she’ll “decide” to dislike someone for no logical reason, and no matter what I say she won’t change her mind. *sigh*
As to what I love... well, there isn’t much I’ll tell you that right now! She is too giving, too good a friend and too loyal for my liking! She’ll send me encouraging/funny text messages on my cel when she knows I’m going crazy with work. She makes me laugh with her ridiculous antics and especially when she tries to write/say something in Spanish and gets it totally wrong LOL LOL LOL. I love to tease her about stuff because she’s so cute when she gets mad (just mention anything bad about Alexander and she’ll go off). I rely on her for so many things, I don’t know what I’d do if she weren’t part of my every day life. She has truly become one of my best friends and she knows what that means to me.
Do you think you and I would stay as good friends as we are now if we had to live together for a year?
Well, that depends. Could we still be good friends after I strangled you to death?
See what I have to live with?!? Grrr. Now, you vile woman, how do you think your writing has changed since you started blogging?
Oh it has changed a LOT. In the beginning I’d force myself to write something witty and funny in every single sentence which was exhausting. A post would take me forever—an afternoon at least! And I never thought anything I wrote was good or made much sense (most of the time it still doesn’t LOL). Now I’m more laid back about the whole thing. I write what I write and if it’s bad I’ll just draft it and come back later when my mind is clearer. I’ve come to terms with the fact that not everything I blog has to be funny, or even make that much sense as long as I like it and I’m happy with it.
What is the one thing you should never do in bed?
Pass gas. Especially if the person you’re with is into weird-ass fetishes, and understands that farting is a form of flirting LOL. You’d be in serious trouble then!