Now, listen here, you dirty-minded heathens. Before I continue, I want to make something clear: my intention is PURE and TRUE (truly, truly!) and it’s nothing but to help Trollop out; I SWEAR... I have nooooo idea how or why I ended up looking at bizarre butt plugs!!!
I highly advocate masturbation and the use of BOBs, buttt since I’m not into butt plugs—and anyone who even thinks of inserting something up my cutie little (at least that’s the rumor ;)) bottom will be kicked out of my bed—I never gave any thought about them. It never occurred to me that there’s a complete wacky world of butt plugs out there for me to discover LOL.
According to Subby Hubby—who I truly believe is utterly reliable (his name rhymes, ya know; I’m putty in poet’s, um, hands :/)—Anal Ring Toss is the bestest...
My wife and i bought this and we love it, she put it in and me and my friends threw a couple of rings. After that i put it in and her friends played, with a slite twist, my hands were tied to my feet, they bet money on who would win, and they had a steel studded paddle. In the event of anger, my ass functions as a anger/stress reliver.
You: Sweetiebuns, it’d be kinda hot if you dress as a pig, with piggy ears and piggy nose and curly tail and then crawl around...
Pig Lover: Yeah?
You: Mm-hmm. The Pig Tail Butt Plug alone would make me hot. Fuck me all piggy. Snorting. And then I can huff and puff and blow you. *rarr* I mean... *oink*oink*
Is your lover dying to do the bunny hop for you? Why, whatcha waitin’ for? Get the Bunny Tail Butt Plug and he/she will surely hop like a floppity, hoppity, rabbity bunny! Besides, isn’t this like THE CUTEST butt plug evah? Seriously. Say it isn’t so and I’ll call you a liar. :P