Thursday, January 4, 2007

Naughty iPod

OMG, I was browsing some accessories for my new purrty iPod and guess what I discovered. *gasp* *shock* *amaze!* A BOB that you plug on in your iPod!!!

I had no idea this iBuzz existed.** Now I know why that heathen Trollop kept urging me to buy myself an iPod and hinting I wouldn’t regret it. Of course there had to be something kinky involved about her obsession in taking her iPod (which she fondly calls her “French Poodle” *snort*) wherever she goes and then suddenly moving back and forth with her eyes closed! That tramp! *gasp* Ohhh, what have I been missing?!?

Really... a musical BOB... tee-hee. *giggles* And it comes with a pink rabbit and a green cock ring—so cute! :D Oh lordy, just imagine all the fun you can have with your honeybun. Or even flying solo while rocking to *sings* “I don’t want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself!” LOL!

**Click here to see the first version of iBuzz.
***Also, trying to choose which accessory I should get (besides the iBuzz, of course, heh :P). Any suggestions? Thanks you guys!

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19 comment(s):

Blogger Ladybug said...

Wow, talk about a brilliant invention. If I have an iPod, I would definitely consider this item. :P

Love the video Harlot. I touch myself? LOL!

1/04/2007 12:37:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

What the hell is that? LOL

Harlot, I suggest iTrip and iSkin or whatever kind of iPod covering you can get, get one. iPods scratch very easily.

1/04/2007 02:02:00 PM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

I've heard of this thing. No, I don't have an iBuzz but after that video I'm already considering buying one for me and the boyfriend. hehehe

My iPod doesn't have any accessory but I agree with Lorelei about the silicon skin because it really helps protect your iPod and keeps it looking new.

1/04/2007 03:26:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Get the protective case, Harlot. Funny video. ;P

1/04/2007 04:27:00 PM  

Blogger Polly King said...

I love my iPod. One of the best things about the iPod is the accessories. There are the usual ones: cases, earphones, connections to stereos, cars and TVs. But iPod is so popular that it inspires people to make some...well...strange accessories. Like the iBelieve case that transforms your iPod into a cross. iBreath which turns your iPod into a breathalizer test to make sure that you can keep track of how drunk you really are. LOL

1/04/2007 04:56:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Harlot, I'm thinking this iBuzz is a perfect Christmas gift. Too bad the holidays are over. Well, maybe on my birthday then.. ha! :P

1/04/2007 05:33:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

First iBuzz, the musical orgasm machine. Now iBelieve and iBreathe? LOL! And I thought having music or video on your iPod is enough. ;P

1/04/2007 05:42:00 PM  

Blogger Polly King said...

Petra, I do think these accessories are totally useless, LOL (though that iBuzz is quite interesting) :P

Here's what iBelieve looks like -

iBreathe -

1/04/2007 06:04:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

Polly, I agree. Anything that can give me an orgasm is interesting. LOL! Thanks for the links :).

1/04/2007 06:11:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The cord on my headphones for my Shuffle already drives me nuts, I'm afraid I would get tangled up - headphones for her, headphones for him, bullet for her, bullet for him, and a control unit?

And what if your earbuds fell out at a critical moment and you lost your rhythm?!? I mean, your hands are busy elsewhere. Either you lose the beat or you lose the rhythm. What a crappy choice.


1/04/2007 06:20:00 PM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

iBuzz? LOL

You know you can now also put "blings" (or whatever they're called) on your iPod, like those crystals they put on celphones. I've also read about the iPod toilet paper holder (when you're listening while in the loo) but that's just stupid.

1/04/2007 06:31:00 PM  

Anonymous Hotmama said...

OMG, too funny!
LMAO, anonymous!

*whispering* I don't have an iPod

1/04/2007 10:23:00 PM  

Blogger Aggie said...

Too, too funny.
I could have done with this item in the picture theatre when watching the new 007 at long last yesterday. Lickable!

1/04/2007 11:19:00 PM  

Blogger Angel Jamie said...

hotmama, i don't have an iPod too! now i wish i have one... just so i can get the iBuzz too! lol

1/05/2007 01:11:00 AM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

LOL. So Harlot, did you get one?

Every adult in my household, except for me have an ipod. I can't seem to work up an enthuasiasm to get one. My sister got me one, I had her returned it, my DH got me one of those 80 something and I have him returned it. I am waiting til it has a phone and a camera, then I'll be first in line.

I know...I am such a dork. But there is it.

1/05/2007 01:59:00 AM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

OMG, how funny!

Damn it, I miss my iPod. I lost it last year... :(


1/05/2007 05:09:00 PM  

Anonymous the potent lover's lover said... first time posting. i found this litte goodie after meeting a new "friend" who introduced me to this site this little toy is called ohmibod..

am i allowed to post a link? going to try...

i want to thank you for all your blogs on BOBs. i was a bit hesitant to try them but was encouraged by my new friend and reading your blogs helped me to be less apprehensive. thanks!

rod's girl

1/05/2007 07:16:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Rod's girl,
Welcome! Ohhh, thanks, that's a great find! I'm sure some of the ladies here will appreciate that. ;)

Glad you enjoyed Trollop's and my BOB posts. Like i've mentioned, nothing wrong with celebrating one's sexuality. Especially if it's giving you orgasms. ;P Glad to hear from you and hope you post often!

Shosh, Hotmama, Angel Jamie,
You should get an iPod! It's good really. I became so addicted to HP audios that i listen to them whenever my comp is on, i.e. preparing for meeting, or putting make up on, drying my hair, it's just playing. This is why lub my new iPod. I can listen to HP even if i'm not at home! LOL Now i'm a dork. :P

Yikes. Sorry about your missing iPod. :S

Thanks for the links for iBelieve and iBreathe! Honestly, some people have too much time inventing stuff. Though who am i to judge when i'm getting excited with iBuzz or ohmibod. Heheh. :P

Glad you liked CASINO ROYALE. Isn't Daniel Craig incredibly fuckable or what? *sigh*

1/05/2007 07:58:00 PM  

Blogger Lulu said...

I think this gadget would be a little hard to use. I mean, what about all that cord you have to deal with and then of course you have to concentrate. This is more agreeable for the man since all he has to do is to put that ring on. Love the video!

1/06/2007 09:57:00 AM