Sunday, September 10, 2006

The Book Bitches' King of Eye Candy

There is no question about it; they were ALL beautiful, down right drool-worthy, intensely mind-blowing knicker-burners. But like mighty warriors of yore battling for fair maidens’ favors, there can only be one oh-so-worthy left erect, er, standing to rule the land.

Ladies, let’s all hail—with our rock-hard nipple salutes!—our first ever Book Bitches’ King of Eye Candy: MY Raoul. *g*







































I know everyone has seen this video already but, oh god, I will NEVER get tired of watching it. *sigh*


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39 comment(s):

Blogger Vixen said...

OMG, The things I'd like to do to Raoul. I swear I break out in a sweat everytime I see him.
Everything about Raoul is perfect. His back, abs, eyes, ass, legs, God, even his nose is sexy.

Thanks for posting the video again, Harlot. I can't get enough of it!

9/10/2006 10:06:00 PM  

Blogger Vixen said...

How'd I forget mouth, arms, chest,...

I can't think when I see him.

9/10/2006 10:07:00 PM  

Blogger Menchie said...

Well personally, I really prefer the naughty secret garden guy (Harlot, would you happen to have his name? I'm considering an alternative career as his personal slave).

But I gotta admit, Raoul is fab, fab, fab!

9/10/2006 10:11:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Oh god, seriously, this video kills me every fucking time!

Ladies, you know he only has one Queen--AND THAT'S ME!!! Menchie, that's His Majesty Bova to you! And yes, he's ALL mine. :P

9/10/2006 10:31:00 PM  

Blogger Vixen said...

LOL, Harlot, we're like the "Ladies in Waiting" then?

9/10/2006 10:36:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Of course not. If you guys like, everybody can be all Queens. OF FAR AWAY LANDS THOUGH! Where Raoul lives, i'm his Queen. *g*

9/10/2006 10:44:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

OMG Harlot! Thank you, thank you, thank you! He is so fine and sexy and god just freaking HOT!!!!!

9/10/2006 10:49:00 PM  

Blogger evilgurl said...

i love your site. not sure exactly how i came to it but i love it. i laugh my ass off almost every time i read it and i love your photos of raoul. he is the hottest thing. i was in livorno italy in 1991 and met god *g* i am sure raoul is a relative

9/10/2006 11:06:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

OMG I LOVE these pics! I especially love that one where he's yawning/stretching in bed. YUMMY!

9/10/2006 11:22:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Evilgurl, welcome! And what do you mean "god"? Ohhh, you can't just leave it like that! Do tell! *g*

9/10/2006 11:24:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Oh wow, these pictures are really hot. And he's in bed! I'm beginning to think you BBs will be the end of me. My temperature is rising as I type! Thanks, Harlot!

9/10/2006 11:33:00 PM  

Blogger Nikky said...

"tempted by the fruit of another"
THAT is so true!!
(must remember I love my husband, I love my husband, I love my husband)
Oh, fuck it, I do love him, but a girl can still drool, right??
Thanks bitches!!

9/11/2006 12:36:00 AM  

Anonymous PETE said...

harlot, you can do better than that guy.

9/11/2006 12:54:00 AM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

Um, wow and wow again. LOL

Dakota :)

9/11/2006 01:26:00 AM  

Blogger We Three said...

All hail the new King Fuckable Raoul. We Three kneel before you and ... worship & adore
(even if Aggs likes Fantasy Boy best)

9/11/2006 02:12:00 AM  

Blogger T-girl said...

OMG! THAT IS SOME SERIOUS EYE CANDY! Is he for real? WTF was HE when I was single and dating? Fuck me he is fine... did you notice he even rolled out of BED HOT! LMAO

Feel free to put him up WHENEVER you get a chance... hell feel free to EM him to me daily... by him I mean HIM, not pictures btw! LOL

9/11/2006 03:18:00 AM  

Blogger C Bradshaw said...

OMG! AARRRGGGGGGHHH! There is something seriously wrong with these pictures! I'm not in that bed with him! (cry)

9/11/2006 09:05:00 AM  

Blogger Petra said...

Oh my, could he be any hotter? Sigh. I think no sane woman (unless you're gay) could resist him. LOL Thanks BBs!

9/11/2006 10:22:00 AM  

Blogger Petra said...

Harlot, I thought you guys are announcing something today? We're waiting! :D

9/11/2006 10:23:00 AM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

Sorry Harlot, Raoul and I are going to dinner to celebrate being the TBB Eye Candy King.

I tried to say no, really I did *although not that hard...I reserve the hard for the other parts of him...ahem*

Anyway, I am sorry Harlot. You'll just have to droll and get green.

I'll send you pictures Babe!

9/11/2006 10:34:00 AM  

Blogger Polly King said...

Thanks be to Harlot. I love these pics. I just saw Under The Tuscan Sun again and boy, did Raoul made me drool or what?

I think he looks better now than he was younger, like a fine wine that gets better with age. Wow.

9/11/2006 10:42:00 AM  

Blogger Lily Moon said...

OMG. YUMMY!!!!

Polly, I've never seen Under The Tuscan Sun. It's that one with Diane Lane right? I didn't know Raoul was there! I should get a copy soon. heheh

Thanks book bitches. Long live the King! :P

9/11/2006 11:21:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He just doesn't do it for me.
That video where he never showers is just plain disgusting.

Nice body, though.

Traci, from Ohio

9/11/2006 12:41:00 PM  

Blogger Rachel said...

My god, Raoul is getting hotter each time I see him. Thanks BBs!

9/11/2006 02:05:00 PM  

Blogger Gun_Wielding_Bitch said...

I need to get into some GAP Broke In Jeans, especially his...

9/11/2006 03:10:00 PM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

You mean Raoul is the guy in Under the Tuscan Sun? I am hopeless, I forget faces of hot guys. Could be because my guy is hot! *wink*

9/11/2006 03:42:00 PM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

Hail to King Raoul. :P Though I wanted Mr Delish to win, these Raoul pics are very hot. And love that video!

9/11/2006 05:07:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Ah, those eyes, that body. YUM

9/11/2006 05:28:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis said...

I would have preferred to see Fantasy Boy win, but Raoul's video makes me drool. Faint! :P

9/11/2006 08:38:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

The other day I saw a photo of Raoul wearing an armor and riding a horse. LOL Don't know from what movie though. Harlot, hot pics!

9/11/2006 08:44:00 PM  

Blogger T-girl said...

Shoshana... I did not realise that was him either! OMG! I wanted him SO bad in that movie! I remember watching it with my MIL and going "OMG is he for REAL?" But I could say nothing! LMAO Yeah I will take him on a plater!

9/11/2006 10:11:00 PM  

Blogger Angel Jamie said...

darn! i guess i'll have to wait in line... for now, i'll just drool! lol so Raoul is in that movie Under The Tuscan Sun huh?! i better watch it, then drool some more. Harlot i still want Naked Chef or Mr. Delish!! LOL Aahhh, it's getting hot in here!!

9/11/2006 10:25:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

T-girl, he's gorgeous in UTTS but I think Raoul looks MUCH better now. :P Like Polly said, like a fine wine. LOL And that body! Sigh...

9/11/2006 10:26:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

AJ, i have more of Mr Delish. LOL Probably next week. ;) And i agree with Izzie. Raoul was most fuckable before, but now, he's a god. *sigh*

9/11/2006 10:33:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

OMG love MY Raoul's black briefs and love that pic where he's putting his pants on and looking at me take my clothes off *wink* Needless to say, those pants didn't stay on for long LOL

9/12/2006 01:24:00 AM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Traci,

I'd take Raoul as dirty as they come and then I'd strip him naked and wash him clean baby *wink* then might have to wash him again after spreading him with Nutella and licking him ALL OVER- twice around the good parts :P

BTW, where have you been? You've been missed :P Still trying to convince Harlot to post more female eye-candy for ya'

9/12/2006 08:41:00 AM  

Blogger Jordis said...

I don't mind female eye candy, as long as there's more man candy. LOL

Still watching that damn video!

9/12/2006 03:13:00 PM  

Blogger Barking Up Trees said...

i'm overwhelmed... suddenly i realize why women hate men who luuuuuuuuuv women...

9/13/2006 11:11:00 PM  

Anonymous Noni said...

OMG thank you for these pics. And that video....ooh yeah baby!

9/20/2006 09:26:00 PM