And yes, the news I’m referring to is the confirmation that the bestselling novel by PG is being made into a movie, starring none others than the very exotic Natalie Portman, who will play Anne Boleyn; the incredibly sexy and oh-so-fuckable Eric Bana will have the role of Henry VIII; and lest I forget, the very weird looking Scarlett Johansson will
I was going to ask Harlot what she thought of the casting, since she has read the book and I haven’t, but decided against it. Harlot’s answer to any casting is “Me.” This is more or less how our conversations on movie roles go:
Trollop: Babe, so who do you think would make a great Meredith Bancroft/Tatiana Metanova/Aunt Jemima in a movie?
Harlot: Oh, I’d be great for that part!
She’s still peeved that she wasn’t approached by the HP4 producers and offered the role of Cho Chang LOL. She’s been plotting all sorts of evil schemes to “get rid” of the poor girl that got the part hoping they might hire her for the fifth installment of the series.
So guys, what do you think of the casting? Who is a good hit and who is an awful miss?