Bitchin' News (07/17)
- Woman allegedly called 911 for “cutie” deputy faces jail after purportedly asking dispatcher to forward her number. A woman who called 911 to get “the cutest cop I’ve seen” sent back to her home got a date all right—a court date. -Oh come on, give this poor lady a break; everything’s fair in love and war LOL. I bet if she’d been good looking he wouldn’t have arrested her! Wonder how hot he really was. Should I call and have him send over to find out? *g*
- Paris thinks skinny women “look gross” and Keira Knightley is vexed that her boobs keep getting digitally enlarged for American magazines and movie posters. -So, I take it Paris doesn’t think she’s thin? Try skinny as a waif!
- A Virginia man was sentenced to 150 years in prison for sexually exploiting minors and operating child pornography web sites. -I don’t think modern society has punishments harsh enough for scum like that. I say we should go back to the old ways: tie him naked to a pole in a public square and have him beaten with wooden sticks while he’s sodomized by a well-endowed donkey. That would teach him, fucking perverted piece of shit!
- Kuwaiti women are casting their votes—and running for office—for the first time in national elections. -A big step for women’s rights!
- Amazing Race moves to new night time. The three-time Emmy-winning reality show is moving to Sunday nights at 8 p.m. on CBS. Its 10th season will start in Seattle, with the teams traveling westward for the first time and stopping in China, Mongolia, Vietnam, Kuwait and Madagascar, among other countries. -This is the only show I’m still watching in primetime. Sunday nights will be perfect for me. Great way to unwind and end the weekend. *g*
- Police are on the lookout for members of a machete-wielding gang in angry clown makeup after a rampage of robbery and violence that left nearly two dozen people injured in a park in western Washington state. -HA! And this is why I’m scared silly of clowns. They can be vicious creatures, I tell you!
- Goofball comedies were no match for a goofball swashbuckler this weekend as Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest again took the top spot at theaters. -YAY for Pirates and Johnny Depp! *running to get BOB* Just thinking of JD “shivers me timbers” (whatever that means LOL).
- The Indian government Sunday said that it has developed a vaccine to fight the deadly avian influenza or bird flu.
- Working long hours has a greater negative impact on women than men because it makes them more likely to smoke, drink coffee and eat unhealthy food. Both sexes consume less alcohol if they spend more time working, but toiling extra hours makes women crave unhealthy snacks. -No wonder I’m a fat fuck. :/
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Saw PIRATES the other day (finally, arr!). It's not as good as i expected it to be. :/ But Johnny is sooooo fucking funny! I really love Jack Sparrow, oh my. The 3rd movie should be really good.
Honestly, i liked SUPERMAN better (i know :S). It's definitely one of the best movies i've seen so far this year. I REALLY loved it. And no, not because of Superman's package, you pervs!
7/17/2006 09:50:00 AM
OMG--I read the one about the woman calling 911 and had to go, huh?
Knucklehead. LOL
Dakota :)
7/17/2006 12:06:00 PM
I heard about that woman too! OMG LOL
I think Paris was talking about Nicole Richie. But seriously, she's as skinny as Nicole is!
7/17/2006 12:51:00 PM
Bird flu really scares the shit out of me. LOL. Especially after seeing that Oprah episode where her guest talked about how it could eradicate the world's population. And we're not talking about science fiction here!
Anyway, I think Pirates would still be number one till next week. I don't see any big movie coming out soon.
BTW Trollop, if you're fat, then the only one skinnier than you is Paris. You're not fat!
7/17/2006 01:48:00 PM
Why does CBS keeps changing Amazing Race's timeslot? This is the third time they have changed it.
7/17/2006 05:39:00 PM
Amazing Race, though popular among the critics and has loyal followers, its ratings are not good. So TV execs keep looking for a timeslot that would give it more viewers. No matter how great a show is, if it doesn't have high ratings, it will soon be axed (ie. Arrested Development).
7/17/2006 08:29:00 PM
I am SOOOO embarassed to admit this... the woman, who called the cop... yeah two towns over! The cop... he is ok, cute, nothing MAJOR but cute. He is very nice, at least he has always been to me, also (hubby knows him through work), well at least if you don't call 911 and try to pick him up! LMAO I almost DIED when I saw that on Yahoo's main page. Maybe I will blog about all the "pick-ups" the hubby tells me about one day! Some funny stuff- you'd be amazed at what length some woman will go to! LOL
Hadn't heard about the clowns! LMAO The little girl next to me and my daughter FREAKED at the 4th of July parade when the clowns came down the road... now I know why! LMAO How f-ed up is THAT? Machete wielding CLOWNS!
7/17/2006 10:21:00 PM
OMG, I don't like clowns either. They scared me silly when I was a kid and they still scare me once in a while.
Casey, I really love Amazing Race. Really hope it won't share AD's fate.
7/17/2006 11:19:00 PM
So T-girl, how "cute" really is this cop? Hmm, i'm thinking a bit fatty Colin Farrell in Miami Vice. He's definitely not the clean looking/slim/uber hot version of Colin Farrell i used to know :/ but still, always dirty and, well, sexy. Btw, is he single? (What? Am just curious.. :P)
7/17/2006 11:31:00 PM
Yeah, Paris just indirectly called herself "gross." So yeah, not only is she "gross" but stupid too. *rolls eyes*
Huzzah for Pirates! I had fun, even though it's only half a movie, grr to the ending!
7/18/2006 01:41:00 AM
Eww, re the Viginia sick *uck.
Why should the donkey be made to suffer?
Now Jack Sparrow would swift cutlass him and feed him to The Kraken.
Sick *uck Mince! Now theres a punishment!
7/18/2006 03:55:00 AM
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