"You still have time to order this before the wedding," he said.
My BF emailed this link to my best friend who’s getting married this weekend—BTW, she’s been living with my brother for 5 years LOL:
This sounds positively disgusting UGHHH.
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. It’s easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
Feature: · Easy to use · Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse · Soluble and expandable at body heat · Clinically proven non-toxic to human · No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction.
This sounds positively disgusting UGHHH.
Labels: fucking around, kinky lifestyle, trollop and harlot’s stuff
Who would want their virginity back? It was bad enough the first time. Teehheee
12/29/2008 11:32:00 AM
Exactly what I was thinking, LiSa! It was horrible. All I remember is pain and tears, but why anybody would want to fake that crap is beyond me.
12/31/2008 12:31:00 AM
After doing russian jumps landing into front splits for 8 years while cheerleading, I broke mine long before the actual event of first time sex.
Are we really still caught up in the double standard of the guys having experience while the gals wait patiently for marriage- or even just to let a guy know he is the first one to break the barrier? And do you really want to fake something like this just to please someone else? Ugh.
This totally makes the feminist in me come out strong. I think this sounds disgusting.
12/31/2008 11:10:00 AM
Uhg, disgusting, indeed. But also funny. Can't believe that stuff like that really sells, but I fear that it's a top seller.
1/01/2009 10:25:00 AM
i wish a happy new year to you.
1/02/2009 05:51:00 PM
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