Summit Entertainment announced today that Robert Pattinson will star as Edward in the highly anticipated feature film production Twilight opposite Kristen Stewart.
Erik Feig, Summit Entertainment’s President of Production, stated, “It’s always a challenge to find the right actor for a part that has lived so vividly in the imaginations of readers but we took the responsibility seriously and are confident, with Rob Pattinson, that we have found the perfect Edward for our Bella in Twilight.”
The perfect Edward??? When this broomhead played Cedric, he reminded me of Legolas hopping like a lizard and now he’s the PERFECT Edward?!?!
Oh, for Voldemort’s nipples! Why oh why do these cauldron bums do this to me? Must I kill a unicorn in the Forbidden Forrest first before they stop torturing me? If they’d chosen Henry Cavill to play my beloved, we wouldn’t have a problem because all I’d see is a rainbow and my head would be full of Dobby dancing. But noooooooo. *GRRRR* They had to push me into making those “Support Henry Cavill/Cedric Stinks” freakin’ badges that I’d swish and flicker in front of those SONS OF BANSHEES!!! :@
**Thanks to gorgeous Anan for the tip.
***More of Cedric here.