Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Love is blind... as a bat

I’ve ranted about Stephenie Meyer’s Eclipse like a religious fruitcake hell-bent on abolishing infidels and the Trollops of the world but that doesn’t mean I’ve stopped loving Edward Cullen. Oh, Edward... oh, Edward... *dreamy sigh* Er, heh. What I’m trying to say is, even if I hated Eclipse—H.A.T.E.D. *GRRR*—with its stupid Interview with the Vampire meets Dawson’s Creek meets fucking Wuthering Heights Edward-Bella-Dog-Love-Triangle, I still found Patrick McDonell’s Mutts Twilight-themed Halloween comics verra, verra awwdorable. *g*

Yep, ya heard right: Twilight comics, yay! It progressed the whole week of last week featuring a bird and a bat named Bella and Edward. I KNOW. Talk about oh so cute, huh? :D

Well, I think they’re very cute, even if each day I couldn’t help but wonder if Jacob’s going to show up and ruin everything by eating Edward. Stupid dog. Dunno if wolves eat bats... :/ Or maybe Jacob would be another birdie—since he’s still human and the same species as Bella—like a woodpecker! Wacky species, birds, uh-hmm... Also, wonder if Patrick is implying that Bella and Edward are just waaaay different to ever be accepted togedah forevah no matter how troo their lurve is... Yeah, yeah, I’m 26 and have been analyzing these things. (Shut up. *hmph*)

Anyhoodles, here are the comics, enjoy (or not—if you don’t get the references :P).

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14 comment(s):

Blogger Mallie said...

Ahhh the Twilight love. There is surely no greater man than Edward (or should I say teenager? surely being a 105 year old in a 17 year olds body qualifies for adulthood..hmm)

And those Mutts comics are hilarious, I was following them religiously all well. Heheheh. They're classic.

10/30/2007 09:23:00 AM  

Blogger Midas said...

LOL. The dog will not show up until the third installment. After all, this is only Twilight.

10/30/2007 09:28:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

LOL. I'd love to see Jacob drawn as a dog, that would be wonderful, though I doubt Jacob would eat Edward. I don't think bats taste good... He could eat Bella haha!

10/30/2007 11:08:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Midas, I think it pertains to the whole Twilight series. What kind of bird do you think Bella is? I love that they have flown away together.

10/30/2007 11:13:00 AM  

Anonymous di said...

Love is indeed blind Harlot. That is why I still crush over the artist formerly known as Prince LMAO

10/30/2007 06:22:00 PM  

Blogger ...dance? said...

Hee. I like that Edward a lot better than the one in the books.

(and I think I'm in love with Bruce Springsteen. OMG.)

10/31/2007 02:15:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohh, how adorable :-D

10/31/2007 03:47:00 AM  

Anonymous Lalaina said...

A bird and a bird together loving is more probable than a bird and a bat.

Team Jacob!

10/31/2007 03:54:00 AM  

Anonymous Gabrielle said...

LOL! They are so cute!

"Oh, Bella..." hahaha =D

10/31/2007 04:04:00 AM  

Blogger Jolie said...


So there are teams now?

Edward is too perfect sometimes but I'd rather choose him than Jacob. But I would love to see Jacob in the comics, he'd be the shaggy dog. :D

10/31/2007 04:21:00 AM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

LOL! Very cute. If Jacob made a cameo it'd be so cute to see Bella perched on the wolf's shoulder. Maybe next year.

10/31/2007 11:41:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...


Okay, then i'll be Team Edward Looooves Harlot Forever and Ever. :D

11/01/2007 12:40:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehehe! That is the cutest thing ever! Thank you for posting them! =D

I <3 Jacob

11/02/2007 02:42:00 AM  

Blogger Lily Moon said...

Hahaha, stupid dog....I heard about this on the Lexicon so I too followed it every day. They are so adorable and cute!

11/03/2007 03:05:00 AM