Why is National Geographic doing this to me? WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO THEM? *sob* I don’t understand how they could show this guy on TV and say he’s a vampire when we all know vampires are hot, sexy, immortal and rich.
They do NOT have bad browned teeth, wiry beards, or long dirty nails and greasy hair. And they sure as hell aren’t hideously repulsive.
Who is this man and why is he trying to provoke my death through an embolism?
I need an aspirin.
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