Thursday, October 25, 2007

This is a nightmare

Why is National Geographic doing this to me? WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO THEM? *sob* I don’t understand how they could show this guy on TV and say he’s a vampire when we all know vampires are hot, sexy, immortal and rich.

They do NOT have bad browned teeth, wiry beards, or long dirty nails and greasy hair. And they sure as hell aren’t hideously repulsive.

Who is this man and why is he trying to provoke my death through an embolism?

I need an aspirin.


Labels: , ,

10 comment(s):

Anonymous Crystal said...

Yikes! The yellow teeth are definitely gross!

10/25/2007 03:28:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

I am honestly upset about this guy pretending to be a vampire! I swear, I get so mad whenever I watch that video.

That guy is hiddeous how dare he pretend to be a vampire and shatter all my dreams!!!!! *sob*

10/25/2007 04:17:00 PM  

Anonymous 2nd Amdt said...

Just because you're gross and drink blood (or pretend to) does not make you a vampire.

10/25/2007 04:29:00 PM  

Blogger DumSpiroSpero said...

Yeesh, I can't believe the National Geographic Channel played that bullshiat. I like my vampires hot and hygienic, thank you very much.


10/25/2007 07:53:00 PM  

Blogger Thomas J. Brown said...

What. The. Fuck.

I used to play the vampire role playing game. This is just insulting.

10/25/2007 10:21:00 PM  

Blogger Midas said...

Okay, is this a hoax video? Kind of like that microwave plastic with food and you die hoax?

10/25/2007 11:54:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Oh god LOL. This is, um, a little embarrassing but i watch a lot of NGC. :S I mentioned about how i love archeology and history and ancient stuff and they show a lot of it. Also they have very cool shows like Mega Structures, Exploration, NG Investigates and Air Crash Investigation. Yes yes, i'm a dork.

Now this is their show called Is It Real? It feature "mysteries" like crop circle phenomenon, big foot, stigmata... and yes, i've actually seen this vampire episode. :/

10/26/2007 12:50:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eww ... breaking out the garlic already!

10/26/2007 02:33:00 AM  

Anonymous carmen said...

wasn't he on one of those reality tv shows?

10/26/2007 03:09:00 AM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

This is very disconcerting and very disgusting I might add!

10/27/2007 12:39:00 AM