I was checking emails and stuff when I saw Stephenie Meyer’s newest RSS feed. It says “Slogan Contest Winners” but then:
First, *gasp* *shock* *horror* *hands on mouth and bosom* “NOOOOOOOO!!!” This can’t be! *nearly faints from abysmal dismay* I want Emily Browning to play Bella! I mean, for crying out loud, Emily Browning IS Bella!!!!!
I almost karate chopped-chopped my keyboard in my anger *GRRR* but controlled it enough to click the blasted link to read more. Alas, instead of news about Twilight movie, the stupid link showed me... WTF? Names of contest winners?!?
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?
If it is, Seth the Webmaster is a vile clown, that bastard. If it’s not... Kristen Stewart? Er, Jodie Foster’s diabetic daughter in Panic Room who looks like a gay boy? Ohh, they didn’t! They wouldn’t! Or the stupid Twilight casting directors—or whatever you call those cretins who handle this casting thingy—should be fed bubotuber pus!
I know Hollywood rarely respects the author’s decision but Stephenie REPEATEDLY mentioned Emily as her uber top choice. MINE TOO. Hmph! Surely those ingrates should at least consider that! And what about the twizillions of fans who want Emily while their hearts go thump-thumpity-thump for Edward Cullen (or Wolfboy, whatever)? They will be crushed enough to eat their Edward <3 Bella 4ever & Evah fake fangs!!! Hollywood, THINK ABOUT THAT! :@