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My fairy godmother will tell you being with David Beckham’s oh so glooorious nakedness is my dream come troo. Just the thought makes me tingle all over, mm mmmm... *far away look, dreamy sigh*
Now, Jolie sent us this “leaked photo” from an upcoming issue of some magazine:
I should be thinking: Dude, totally fake. Becks is not that hairy and the Becks’ tattoos look so wrong. Instead all I can think of: WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!! Can I take a lick? Can I, can I? Pritti pritti please with Nutella on top? :P
As to not offend Trollop (my poor babe is still devastated for not winning the Welubfabio4evah Contest; she should’ve been the one to see the Battle of the Divas instead of those lucky bitches! *hmph*) the uncensored version is after the jump.
Now, Jolie sent us this “leaked photo” from an upcoming issue of some magazine:
I should be thinking: Dude, totally fake. Becks is not that hairy and the Becks’ tattoos look so wrong. Instead all I can think of: WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!! Can I take a lick? Can I, can I? Pritti pritti please with Nutella on top? :P
As to not offend Trollop (my poor babe is still devastated for not winning the Welubfabio4evah Contest; she should’ve been the one to see the Battle of the Divas instead of those lucky bitches! *hmph*) the uncensored version is after the jump.
Labels: fuckalicious
OMG. Laughing my ass off here.
I agree it's fake but ABSOLUTELY HOTTTT!
11/09/2007 01:12:00 PM
Weluvabio4evah contest? Trollop, I wouldn't have thought it of you :P
11/09/2007 02:18:00 PM
HOT!
I really like Beckham's tattoos.
11/09/2007 04:39:00 PM
Yes, Becks tattoos are verra hot. What part of him isn't? I love a few well placed tattoos on a man. The fake Becks needs to lose the 'stache.
11/09/2007 07:36:00 PM
It must be sleepiness because I thought Becks was wearing a weird Trollop lurves boxers.
11/10/2007 04:29:00 AM
I must be the only woman on earth that doesn't "get" Beckham :/
Sure, he's ok, but nothing to write home about *yawn*
Love the hairy ass though LOL LOL LOL
11/11/2007 11:44:00 AM
Beckham is fucking hot. Just don't let him speak.
11/12/2007 03:40:00 AM
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