Oh, good lord in heaven! And here I thought Trollop getting caught playing the dirty nurse with two half-man half-amoeba dudes was the funniest breaking weird news evah!
On Friday, Clooney and gal pal Sarah Larsen were having dinner at L.A. eatery Madeo next to Fabio and a group of women. All was well until one of Fabio’s pals started taking pictures of her friends. According to numerous eyewitnesses, Clooney, assuming the woman was taking snaps of him, asked her to stop—prompting Fabio to explain that the shots were of his group, not Clooney, and to tell the superstar, “Stop being a diva.” Clooney started arguing back, and he and Fabio then got into a shoving match. (Page Six)
I would never have dreamt this, not even in my wildest, twisted, perverted dreams. It has to be written in some empyreal law—somewhere in the rainbow—that Hollywood’s Numero Uno Stud and the King of Romancelandia shouldn’t be calling each other *gasp* DIVAS! And what exactly happened next? Did the shoving match escalate into some bodice ripping with heaving bosoms and shoulder-length locks yanking?
Also, how’s it possible that Fabio can afford to eat where George does? I had no idea romance cover models made that much money; I’m seeing Fabio in a whole new light, baby! That burned hair and those greasy pecs aren’t looking so synthetic-buttery now... *g*