Thursday, July 12, 2007

I hate Victoria Beckham

I never did like Victoria even when she was still lip-singing with the Spice Girls. I don’t even get it why she is considered a style icon when she dresses like a dominatrix-gone-wrong. She rarely smiles and her boobies look like they’re made of stones surely people are afraid to hug her in fear of getting crushed. :/ But what I simply cannot forgive is this: for an android masquerading as a stick-figure with no soul, she is with David Beckham!!! Ye gods, of all the injustice!!! *breathe*

Just look at this spread on W’s August 2007 issue. Shouldn’t I be the one in there caressing Becks instead of her? *sniffles*
























P.S. Thanks to Menchie for forwarding us this delicious bit.


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26 comment(s):

Blogger Menchie said...

If only we could cut her out of the pictures altogether.

Lucky bitch.

7/12/2007 10:23:00 AM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

Harlot LOL! I'm not a Victoria fan either but I think they look hot together. ;)

7/12/2007 11:37:00 AM  

Blogger Aradia said...

Yes! it's working now! yoohoo!
OK, I don't like Posh and Beck is too working class for my taste so I don't envy her! but what I really don't like about Victoria is that she is out of proportion. she looks like a wire hanger with big boobs!
I used "Tucker for mayor..." as a title for my new post and (of course) I linked to BB. It is OK,right?!

7/12/2007 02:58:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

God, Becks is hot. Who cares about Victoria? Though I really like her hair...

7/12/2007 05:20:00 PM  

Blogger Jerseygirl said...

I thought she looked much better with her long dark hair. And for being married to an athlete, she's kind of bony (except, of course, for the boobs..lol). And I just saw Casino Royale...jeez, is that really the color of his eyes? INTENSE!

7/12/2007 05:32:00 PM  

Blogger Virginia, like the state! said...

Glad to see I'm not the only one who despises her. She's all over the tabloids and stuff and for what? She looks like she's going to drop dead from malnourishment at any second! Bleh.

7/12/2007 05:39:00 PM  

Blogger Desi said...

Yeh her head is just the weirdest shape and thing ever, plus way too bony for my taste indeed!

7/12/2007 05:43:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

I thought I'm the only one who thinks Victoria looks like a skinny robot with unnatural looking boobs. But I do like her current haircut, very stylish.

7/12/2007 05:59:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Jerseygirl, doesn't Daniel have the best blue eyes? And his body... yum. Speaking of Daniel, I saw he has a new movie (suspense/mystery I think) with Nicole Kidman.

7/12/2007 06:02:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Welcome Desi. :)


Jerseygirl,
Ohh, i love Casino Royale. I think that's Daniel's real eye color. Daniel, Superman and Frodo have the most beautiful blue eyes i've ever seen. (Disclaimer: I don't fancy hobbits. :/)

Trollop, who i should point out has YET to see CR, doesn't understand Daniel's appeal. *rollseyes* Forgive her, she's a heathen. I think DC is the most fuck-worthy man of 2006. Definitely yummy!


Aradia,
Sure, gorgeous. Please feel free to link us anytime. :P

7/12/2007 06:55:00 PM  

Blogger LOVE AND IMMIGRATION CRIER said...

I bet many here wish you were her.You may despise her personality and not her in person.She is human being same like any of us and has just been opportune and she is enjoying.She just can spend any amount on what ever her thoughts tell her.Who hates such a position she has gained in the world?Get up and live up to her standards.It is hard work applied and gained.

7/12/2007 07:17:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

I like Victoria with longer hair. I don't know why but this short cut makes her look like one of the neighbors of the Space Jetsons family.

Could Beckham be any hotter? I love his tattoos!

7/12/2007 07:30:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Android, lol...She does looks like one, doesn't she? I think Victoria is too skinny. Plus she spends ridiculous amount of money on stupid things. Didn't she spend half a million dollars on a closet?

Olly

7/12/2007 07:49:00 PM  

Anonymous Gabrielle said...

I like Posh's hair. Not a big fan of her though.
Beckham is very hot but the sound of his voice is a bit of a turn off. But I never knew he had so many tattoos! They look really good.
Lollie Rose, Daniel Craig' new movie is called the Golden Compass and its more of a historical fantasy. Nicole Kidman, Eric Bana and Eva Green. It looks amazing.

7/12/2007 07:56:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Half a mil on a closet?? Are you kidding?

Gabrielle, no I know of The Golden Compass and I'm looking forward to seeing that one as well. But I didn't know Eva is there too! I think she and Daniel look good together in Casino Royale. :)

I looked it up and the title of the movie is The Invasion. I hate stupid titles like this.. lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427392/

7/12/2007 08:04:00 PM  

Anonymous Gabrielle said...

Oh ok then :D
I just saw the trailer of it yesterday so I think I got a bit excited.
I'll check out the Invasion. It should be good if he's in it.

7/12/2007 08:15:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

I like Posh's hair too. But it must be hard to maintain. I can't be bothered to always go get a trim.

Beckham's tattoos look really good. I don't like him with bleach hair though.

7/13/2007 04:15:00 AM  

Anonymous karamia said...

Gabrielle, I totally agree about Beckham- love love love him, but wish he were the strong, silent type. I hate it when he talks. His voice is terrible. But if he can help U.S. soccer, I am all for it.

As for Posh, I think she is ridiculous. and she has her own special on T.V. that details her coming to America.... As if we care.
and yes, she is oddly put together. I don't think any part of her looks real, not just those weird things that pass for boobs on a woman that supposedly gave birth to 3 kids.

7/13/2007 03:24:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Oh i agree with Karamia and Gabrielle regarding Becks' voice. Such a turn off. I'd rather he doesn't speak. :S Thank goodness you don't have to speak while kissing. :P

7/13/2007 04:52:00 PM  

Blogger Lily Moon said...

Lol Harlot! I really like the pictures. Beckham is ridiculously hot!

7/13/2007 06:33:00 PM  

Blogger Jerseygirl said...

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7/13/2007 07:45:00 PM  

Blogger Jerseygirl said...

Harlot:
Yeah, I'm not much for Hobbits, either...I far prefer Elves. LOL! Anyway, I think Becks is pretty hot, so I just listened to his press conference today. You guys are right...his voice is way too high-pitched and dorky! :) Anyway, psyched that Daniel Craig is going to be in a new movie (though I only really liked NK in "The Others..." My husband would vote for "Eyes Wide Shut, though...lol), disappointed in the Harry review (Love Alan Rickman, too...remember him as the villain in the first "Die Hard?"), and I have to pre-order Hallows before I find out all about it early! Gotta run..the Yankees are making a rally (a team that has some hotties as well..move over, Becks...:)!

7/13/2007 10:07:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

"she has her own special on T.V. that details her coming to America.... As if we care."

Karamia... lol

Why is everyone referring to the Beckhams' return like it's the first time they got here? Becks' American "debut"... helloooo they've been here for a year!

Olly

7/14/2007 09:35:00 AM  

Blogger Tiffany said...

Oh my goodness!!! She is too OTT for my tastes.

7/18/2007 11:20:00 PM  

Anonymous donna said...

tiffany
okay, i'm clueless: what's OTT?

7/20/2007 02:50:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Donna, i think that means "over the top". ;) But dunno LOL. Tiffany where are you?

7/20/2007 06:17:00 AM