Se7en
Did I tell you heathens I’m quarter Chinese? Yep. And for many Chinese, 7 is a verra unlucky number. What can I say, it’s associated with death (don’t tell Eva Longoria!). We prefer the number 8 because its Chinese word rhymes with “fortune,” “prosper” or “wealth.” (That’s why the Beijing Olympics will open next year at 8 p.m. on August 8, 2008—and I’ll be there, baby! :D) Nevertheless, the number 7 is considered good karma by many superstitious people. Probably because there are 7 seas, 7 wonders of the world, 7 colors of the freaking rainbow, 7 kinds of orgasms, as well as repeated references in the Bible.
Now, today is 07/07/07, and that won’t happen again evah!!!
Sheesh, fine—for a hundred years *rolls eyes*—but you’ll be dead by then, wontcha? (Told you about 7 and death. :/) So I say let’s celebrate like the 7 horny pervy dwarfs when a snowy wench came into their tavern! Bring out 7 bottles of tequila and the 7 yummy studmuffins who will serve our drinks with 7 tiny umbrellas! :P And as a contribution from The Book Bitches, I give you some of my favorite blog moments of 2007 (so far). *g*
Articles by moi, uber beautiful princess Harlot...
Now, today is 07/07/07, and that won’t happen again evah!!!
Sheesh, fine—for a hundred years *rolls eyes*—but you’ll be dead by then, wontcha? (Told you about 7 and death. :/) So I say let’s celebrate like the 7 horny pervy dwarfs when a snowy wench came into their tavern! Bring out 7 bottles of tequila and the 7 yummy studmuffins who will serve our drinks with 7 tiny umbrellas! :P And as a contribution from The Book Bitches, I give you some of my favorite blog moments of 2007 (so far). *g*
Articles by moi, uber beautiful princess Harlot...
- Seven deadly dating sins
- Why adults should read books for young adults
- A picture is worth a hundred blurbs
- F*ck you and the horse you rode in on origin
- Eric Bana’s HUGE codpiece
- I touch myself
- Remember Orbeli, remember forever...
- On men and bushes
- I like pleasure spiked with pain
- The sheikh and I
- Is the Internet tainting the relationship between authors and readers?
- You down with the Brotherhood, or what?
- I’m getting to the bottom of this!
- Are we meant to be monogamous?
- Muy delicioso
- Only my young master can ride me
- Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same! (Harlot’s Phin)
- Corrochio stampo
- What is under the kilt?
- Harlot’s lover
- Sing for me, baby
Labels: fucking around, fun and games
Love your rantings on 7..funny shit.
7/07/2007 05:09:00 PM
HI!!!
You have a great blog, I love it! I just found it:). I'm form Finland, Helsinki and I have my blog about this city and another blog about celebrities and news of the world, please feel free to visit them here
http://turistina.blogspot.com
http://celebsandnews.blogspot.com
I've just started to write so there isn't so much yet but more is coming... Have a nice summer there!!!
-Juha-
7/07/2007 05:31:00 PM
Harlot, LOL. I didn't know that about the number 7. I have always thought it's lucky. Now that I think about it, there is no concrete reason as to why I should consider 7 as lucky. I should prefer 8 instead. :P
7/07/2007 06:07:00 PM
Seven kinds of orgasms?? DO tell. Google is not my friend at the moment.
Ah, but good times you have given us readers though.
7/07/2007 08:45:00 PM
7/7/07 is also my baby sister's birthday. So it's lucky for her. Anyway, something for everyone in this post. lol!
7/07/2007 11:02:00 PM
I forgot all about this! I kept thinking of something cool to do on this day and then I completely forgot. LOL.
Oh and jealous you get to go to the Olympics!!! :-(
7/07/2007 11:51:00 PM
TTQ, Incognito, welcome. :)
B,
From g-spot orgasms to vaginal to breasts to simultaneous to multiple to continuous to it's different variations... Ah, i think that's another long post. ;)
Aggie,
Happy birthday to your baby sister. :D
Mailyn,
Yep, going to see the Beijing Olympics. :D It's not like i have a choice LOL, because my dad wants to go so...
7/08/2007 05:07:00 AM
HUH? I always thought the unlucky number for Chinese people was 4. 0.o
LOL ok ok. So guess how many babies will be born in China next year on 8/8/08? More than was born in the year 2000?? lol
And I'm jealous *pout* I so wanna go Beijing for Olympics.
7/08/2007 05:11:00 AM
Babz, 4 is unlucky. You can't have 4 steps at home and stuff like that. LOL Chinese stuff.. *long suffering sigh*
Don't worry, gorgeous. I'll share with you guys the things i'll see and experience there, heh. :P Hopefully that includes some uber hot guy... :/
7/08/2007 05:48:00 AM
Harlot, I dunno if you've ever been to China, but lemme just say.. There are no hot guys in China. No really. NONE.
7/08/2007 07:04:00 AM
But Babz, it's the Olympics. There will be TONS of foreigners in China! I can choose from my favorites: Italians, Greek gods, Italians, Latinos, British, Italians, Australians, Scots... muchos better if i'll meet some athletes! Oh man, really, it's like the whole world ripe for my harloty picking in one little city!!! :D
7/08/2007 07:35:00 AM
Oh my word how could I be so stupid. Damn you Harlot DAMN YOU. If you see any hot Greeks send them my way. Shouldn't be too diff as majority of them are hot anyways. Seriousyly, what do Mama Greeks feed their sons?
I'm going to London this Dec for a month, so I'll be taking a stroll to Paris (hopefully), Amsterdam (definitely, my bf's doing), and Scotland (bf actually balked at the idea). So yay! I should buy one of those caps with little fans on it - facing the front, and aim at many -a kilted Scot. Do you think I'd get arrested?
Try to control yourself in Beijing, Harlot. They do not condone stalking there, and I hear Chinese prison isnae verra pleasant XD
7/08/2007 08:35:00 AM
Babz, i know! What is it about those Greeks? Is it because they are descendant from the gods? :/
You damn me when you're the one who's going to harass hotties in Paris and London and Amsterdam and Scotland! Now, i'm jealous!
I promise to do my damnedest to stalk beefcakes in Olympics as long as you promise to send us pics of (un)kilted gorgeous Scots. Deal? ;P
7/08/2007 09:52:00 AM
Well, not all British men looks like Daniel Craig, not all French men looks like Oliver Martinez, not all Scots looks like Gerry Butler (I cannot think of a Dutch hunk). In reality they're all a bit pale and reddish and bit greasy lol. And that opinion came from a friend that loves the pale, red and greasy type! Uh, saying that makes me think of Jamie. I have just read the infamous belt-ass scene. He was turned on? (wtf?)
It's gonna be very weird taking pics of hunky strangers, but I shall prevail. For you I will, Harlot. My bf is so gonna put on his bitchy face throughout the holiday ;D As if I care!
7/08/2007 10:27:00 AM
7 kinds of orgasms? I've always thought 7 is lucky, and 07/07/07 is triple 7. That can't be bad. lol
7/08/2007 11:07:00 AM
Harlot! Lol. And I'm jealous about the Olympics! You will actually be able to watch the games live! Man, how cool is that?!
7/08/2007 01:28:00 PM
Bone for the boys? LOL! There is something for everyone in here :P
7/08/2007 04:00:00 PM
Blogger just ate my comment.
First, God, I'd kill to be in Beijing for the Olympics.
Second, I re-read your review on TSG. Sort of confused though. T&A ended when they had several kids already and Tatia was pregnant. Is TSG set within the timeline of T&A or after?
I HATE not having TSG yet. Freaking bookstore does not have it and it's been months since I asked. Grrrrr!
7/08/2007 09:45:00 PM
Menchie, TSG continues T&A, the period of Shura's return, with little Anthony. Don't let T&A's epilogue confuse you (though i did love that epilogue after reading T&A ;)). TSG tells the story that T&A only skimmed over, oh so briefly, in the epilogue.
I am so glad you loved PS. Anyway, let me know when you read it already!
7/09/2007 03:49:00 AM
LOL, that's funny. I would love to be in Beijing for the Olympics. I saw they altered the medals and made it Chinese-y, with Chinese writing and things like jade.
7/09/2007 02:51:00 PM
I emailed this post to a colleague and told him to read the list. Afterwards he said 'I don't know what you're implying Lorelei, but I don't have a bush'. He likes the articles by the way. lol
7/10/2007 02:47:00 AM
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