Connery: Warrior Prince
Over at FABB’s this afternoon I innocently opened a thread and, quite by accident, found myself looking at this... this...
I will never be able to see Sean Connery again and not think of those thigh high boots, the orange diaper and that braid!!! What the fuck is he wearing? And what movie*** is this from? “The Gay Warrior”? “Hairy King of the Slopes”? “Puss in Boots”?
**BTW, Harlot is my soup dealer. She contrabands packets of soup out of the Philippines for me. (She pretends they’re books so she doesn’t have to pay taxes on them. That thief! LOL) Gotta love my babe for it; these things are mmm mmm good!
***Let’s pray on bended knees that this was actually for a movie and not him dressing like this for kicks and fun!
Labels: celebs crap, fucking around, fun and games
I should be working on thesis (very very behind, actually starting to worry now :( having nightmares about it too) and not here procrastinating. I wasn't even planning on posting anything today. But JFC that pic has me obsessed LOL
I will go now *sniff*
3/14/2007 04:31:00 PM
eeeeek! wish you hadn't posted that thing! Is it actuly Sean Connery? My headache got way worse after seeing this!Those boots! Ah, the shame!!!
3/14/2007 07:44:00 PM
O.M.G.
I will never forgive the fucking photographer who took that horrible picture.
I've always thought of him as old and great...now, thank you so much...I have to picture him in a badly done cloth diapers!
3/14/2007 07:47:00 PM
OMG!
What the hell is that??
I actually have a thing for Sean Connery. You have to admit, he's a dinosaur (how old is he now?) but is still sexy!
3/14/2007 08:01:00 PM
OMG. ROFL!!!
This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
OMG. LOL. Thanks Trollop. Still laughing!
3/14/2007 08:20:00 PM
I don't know what to say! I adore Sean Connery but this picture...
Is it not fake?
3/14/2007 08:33:00 PM
Oh, my eyes. It's funny in a horrific sort of way.
Also, I don't recognize Sean Connery without the grey hair; I would never have known this was him.
3/14/2007 08:47:00 PM
Oh my goodness... This is probably the reason why God invented fire. Burn this horrendous picture!!!
3/14/2007 09:16:00 PM
I know I shouldn't be laughing. Sean Connery is great. But this... this... LOL
3/14/2007 09:17:00 PM
I don't know what's the worst: the braids, the disgusting mustache, the weird no-heels stripper boots, the red suspenders or the red diapers. I wouldn't be surprised if he's wearing a wedding garter under one of that fancy boots! LOL
3/14/2007 09:26:00 PM
PO doesn't trust me. :S Don't i look innocent enough??? Honestly, they think i'm a soup smuggler. *sniff*
P.S. How SMALL are Sean Connery's feet?!?
3/14/2007 09:37:00 PM
Those aren't his feet Harlot!!
They belong to some gay Sean-Connery-wannabe!
3/14/2007 09:45:00 PM
Tami, is the pic fake then? OMG, i'm actually disappointed LOL. :P (Though i do think SC is verra kewl.)
I usually look on men's feet, it's a thing for me (as i've explained here). When i see a man with smaller feet than me, god forbid he stand beside me. I'm evil enough to "accidentally" step on him with my heels! Ok i am fucking late!
3/14/2007 09:54:00 PM
LMAO! Trollop, this is hilarious! I would be laughing even with just those boots on!
Harlot, soup smuggler? LOL! I'm with you about the wedding garter. 5 bucks says it's color orange!!!
3/14/2007 10:24:00 PM
ROTFL! What on earth is that?!
I have got to show this to my mom who thinks Sean Connery is the sun, moon and the stars. With that getup, I bet he's also the Milky Way Man!
3/14/2007 11:10:00 PM
How dare you girls suggest Sean Connery is a dinosaur. He is a veritable mojo man! lol
Trollop, this is so funny! Love the comments!
3/14/2007 11:28:00 PM
OMG! LOL!
Sean Connery is now what? 70? 75? But he is still hot. Of course I'm not basing his hotness by this picture, LOL.
3/14/2007 11:43:00 PM
I don't know if it is available on DVD, but that is a real pic of dear Sean, from the 1974 sci-fi film Zardoz. Plot Summary: "Brutals are told that when they die they will go to the vortex, where the Eternals live immortally. Zed, an Exterminator-class brutal who worships the stone head Zardoz, comes upon an old library where a mysterious stranger teaches him how to read. When he finds a copy of L. Frank Baum's The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, he sets out to learn the secret of the god he worships, and disrupts life in the vortex."
Talk about an acid trip!
3/15/2007 01:20:00 AM
Valerie, this pic is real then??? OMG. LMAO!
3/15/2007 04:04:00 AM
First he's the warrior prince. Then the gay warrior, hairy king of the slopes, puss in boots! But now he's also the milky way man and the mojo man? And here I thought he's only 007!
3/15/2007 04:06:00 AM
Oh, my eyes! Trollop, I'll never be able to think of Sean Connery the same way again!
3/15/2007 04:40:00 AM
LMAO! I never thought I'd be laughing my ass off at Sean Connery's expense!
3/15/2007 04:54:00 AM
I'm afraid to ask but what exactly do Gay Warrior, Mojo Man and Milky Way Man do?
3/15/2007 04:57:00 AM
Valerie, Zardoz? This is real? No fucking way! OMG LOL LOL
Jordis, dunno why but "milking" comes up to my mind whether it's Milky Way Man, Gay Warrior or Mojo Man. :P Oh good god, the images it brings!!!!
3/15/2007 06:48:00 AM
Milking with that costume on. The image it presents, lol! You girls are killing me with your comments!
3/15/2007 08:37:00 AM
It's real alright. I found this site that offers original pictures from the movie Zardoz: Zardoz pictures
Something this funny has got to be real. LOL
3/15/2007 09:06:00 AM
OMG. How funny!
3/15/2007 09:58:00 AM
OH.MY.GAWD.
Is that some gay bondage queen's wet dream or what?
I will now scrub this pic out of my brain and only remember that he is now sexier than he was at that age. And I still want phone sex with him.
3/15/2007 10:50:00 AM
Re: Talk about an acid trip!
I don't know about you ladies but when I thought the picture isn't real, it's funny. Now that I know it is, it's fuckin hilarious!
3/15/2007 11:11:00 AM
QB, LOL, I can understand the phone sex thing. Isn't Sean Connery the voice of Aslan from the Narnia movie? I think SC has a sexy voice.
3/15/2007 11:16:00 AM
That is sick...but funny!
3/15/2007 11:22:00 AM
Who was it that said Sean Connery is yesterday, today and tomorrow? I can see now why... he's a time traveler, from a galaxy far far away!!!
3/15/2007 02:00:00 PM
When I scrolled down to read this entry, I practically snorted. My gawd, that's...interesting. If not disturbing.
My favorite movie with Sean Connery in it is Highlander. XD
3/16/2007 01:21:00 AM
oh, that is just wrong. wrongwrongwrong!
3/16/2007 01:33:00 AM
Speaking of "Highlander", what ever happened to Adrian Paul? sigh Or better yet, Methos (a.k.a. Peter Wingfield)? Talk about a wet dream! :)
3/16/2007 02:23:00 AM
Adrian Paul is sexy! Just his name in Highlander, Duncan... yummy. :)
I think The Rock is my favorite Sean Connery movie. That and The Untouchables.
3/16/2007 02:47:00 AM
Sean Connery never did it for me, but i admit he's a kewl dude. Anyway, want to share these two funny pics i found from the movie ZARDOZ. LOL
gay float
hippie zombies
3/16/2007 06:16:00 AM
and this just after I have feasted my eyes on the gorgeous men of 300!
my mouth's still hanging open from the movie..
3/16/2007 07:10:00 AM
Harlot,
What the hell movie is that?!?! Who would happily take the role of that hairy gay puss in boots? I understand a starving actor or something, like maybe that guy from Charles in Charge (wonder what happened to him btw LOL) but why why why would Sean agree to such a thing?!?! It boggles the mind.
3/16/2007 07:56:00 AM
Menchie, I totally agree with you on the men of 300. Drool.
3/16/2007 10:22:00 AM
OMG! I'm blind!!!!
Speaking of Puss in Boots, lol, Shrek the Third is coming soon!!!
3/16/2007 04:19:00 PM
Thanks for the nightmares!
XOXO
GWB
3/21/2007 08:20:00 PM
OMG! Wasn't Sean Connery the height of cool during the 60s/70s? Was it because of this? LMAO!
3/22/2007 07:40:00 PM
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