Thursday, March 1, 2007

Yes, Trollop, Daniel Craig is fucking HOT

First off, Bond films are always marketed for men. Not that Bond is a true representation of maleness, but because he’s supposed to be aspired and imitated. Men should want to live vicariously through him, which, if you ask me, should be insulting really. In any case, Casino Royale is different. Why? Because this time, we have a Bond film that’s been made FOR WOMEN. *g*

There are the fights of course, car scenes, explosions, etc, which I enjoy; I love adrenalin-pumped action films. But in CR, instead of the usual stupid leading lady whose main purpose is to shag—or to die after being shagged—or to *gasp* die while being shagged!—Eva Green’s character is strong and smart. She’s not there as a disposable, meaningless accessory. She doesn’t have stupid, cheesy dialogues that insult our intelligence and sensibility. And yes yes, I know she died but I forgive her for that as, let’s face it, this was written in the 50’s where a woman who did something bad (and if she seduced Bond!) can only atone her “sins” by dying. *rolls eyes*

What about James Bond himself? Well, unlike the other Bond actors we got Daniel Craig who can act LOL. But what made the difference is, for the first time, 007 is a REAL man, and... Oh. My. God... what a man. *sigh* We got a Bond who displays emotions, he actually FEELS, and instead of that making him weaker or less masculine, he achieved the opposite. After all, to be a real person, you have to feel. Like that shower scene where Bond reaches out for Vesper while she’s crying and he embraces her and offers her emotional support. A compassionate 007? *gasp* Who could’ve fucking guessed?!? What’s more, DC as Bond has a brain; he doesn’t just perform, he THINKS. Intelligence is an attractive trait if you ask me.

Now, what really makes DC soooo fucking hot is this: finally, after, what?—100 Bond films?—Bond is sexually objectified. And I gotta say: ME-OWW. *g* In CR, the camera outlines Bond’s curves, pans upward his body, *sigh* across his torso, teasing us with a stimulating delight. Ay mia... He’s like orgasm on stick. He’s an object of pleasure and, oh... how de-li-cious.

It’s no surprise why women love him in CR, especially if you think how the media has been biased, prejudiced for years. Usually, it’s the women who are the sexual objects on screen. It’s rare for a man to be objectified in a good movie that doesn’t fall in the category of tasteless porn and/or brainless flick. What? Women aren’t visual and we don’t like seeing naked gorgeous men? *snort* Idiots. If you, the men, like to watch a sexual object, wet, walking out of the fucking water, SO. DO. WE.

You know, this movie is made for masturbating women LOL. Oh c’mon! I bet many women who saw CR think, “Daniel Craig, rawwwr. I’d do him!” (Slow.) (Fast.) (Hard.) (Oh my.) (On the floor, against the wall, horizontal, sliding, sitting, from behind... oh, please let me!) Honestly, I’ll be surprise if there’s no woman out there right now busy frigging herself into oblivion fantasizing about Daniel Craig! :P

Really, who needs Playgirl full of soft cocks if you have CR? *g* DC has an AMAZING body. His arse, his pecs, his abs, his shoulders... oh god, let me bite him! I want to lie on top of him and just feel him breathing. I want to glide my hands all over him. I’ll spend hours, delirious, doing it too. Hell, I’d probably come just by doing that LOL. He is, for the lack of a better term, extremely fuck-worthy.

I think we should have more movies like CR, more DC as Bond! I want to see more scenes that make me hot and bothered, make me fantasize at night. I want to drool over men’s fuckalicious bodies, just as men have been doing with ours all the time. Bring it on. About time too, I say. ;)




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29 comment(s):

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Ok, procrastinating here instead of doing thesis thingy which I sooooooo have to hand in @ 6 and have nothing! Fuck, will have to play peek-a-boob with my advisor so that'll he forget all about what I had to hand in, and do me on the floor or something. That should take care of that LOL

ANYWAY, as always, I digress. No time to read post now (putting on plunging clevage preparing to seduce advisor for all of the above) but saw the video, and I'm NOT impressed! Not into fingers :/ You gotta' do better than that babe! :P

3/01/2007 10:38:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Told ya babe, be lesbian-y.

You have to read my post, you lazy Trollop! About the video, it's my favorite scene that's why i used that.. :/ And there's something about my post that mentioned it!

Anyway, there are videos showing him naked but you already posted pics of him naked (disgusting ones though, cheater). But he is FAR from disgusting in CASINO ROYALE. Besides, anyone who HAVE YET to see the movie DOES NOT HAVE A SAY. *hmph*

3/01/2007 10:46:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Okay, replaced video for the likes of Trollop. :@

3/01/2007 10:54:00 AM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

You're killing me here! Yes, nice bod, but still ugly and not sexy... Fuck me I've nothing to show my advisor! I'm not doing so good *sniff*

3/01/2007 11:05:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Remove your bra, like that in girl in Flashdance LOL.

Daniel Craig is sexy and HOT. I'm not saying he's fucking beautiful like Brad Pitt!

3/01/2007 11:18:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

De-lurking here...just gotta say, I love that clip from Lara Croft! He made the movie so worthwhile.

- Amal

3/01/2007 12:38:00 PM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

I MUST see this Bond movie--I MUST. I'm not much into them, but I keep hearing about it and the ocean scene :)

Dakota :)

3/01/2007 12:51:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

Daniel Craig is hot. It's true about the objectification of women. It's about time we get our sexual object to look forward to.

Dakota, whoever told you about that ocean scene is right. LOL. Really hot!

3/01/2007 02:03:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis said...

Die while being shagged? Too much orgasm? LOL

I'm not really into Daniel Craig until I saw Casino Royale. He really did a great job playing James Bond.

Loved that video!

3/01/2007 02:25:00 PM  

Blogger Bloody Whore said...

Daniel Craig..*drools*

3/01/2007 03:59:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Amal, Bloody whore LOL, welcome. :D

Dakota, how are you? You have got to see CR! It's AWESOME. *g*

3/01/2007 04:11:00 PM  

Blogger Menchie said...

Like I said, I never noticed Daniel Craig until CR. Gotta go get a DVD so I can feast on Daniel Craig to my heart's content.

I think the shower scene where Bond puts Eva's finger in his mouth was really sexy and very subtle considering the other Bond films where at that point they would've been shagging already.

It was really refreshing to see a Bond film where the focus in on the man rather than the usual Bond girls (like Denise Richards -- who would even believe she was a physicist named Christmas! That was really dumb).

3/01/2007 06:03:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

all it takes is one hot man to get me to delurk. I like drooling among friends, lol. I should mention, however, that I still have not seen CR.

- Amal

3/01/2007 06:40:00 PM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

I'm good, honey--you? I've been kind of out of the loop lately with deadlines!

And yeah, Petra--I gotta see it. LOL

DC :)

3/01/2007 09:13:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Hey Dakota :)

I digress. Daniel Craig has been hot since he appeared in Lara Croft. I think that bathroom scene is the only saving grace of that movie!

I love Daniel as Bond, he's the best one yet in my opinion.

3/01/2007 09:22:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Drooling with friends is right, heheh. I think the best way to watch Casino Royale is with your girlfriends. It's fun to watch all that stuff while swooning with your friends. I couldn't say much when it's with my hubby... LOL

3/01/2007 09:37:00 PM  

Anonymous Gun_Wielding_Bitch said...

OK cut off his head (the one on his shoulders) and tell him to have his gun loaded and ready to go, not sitting there useless like it was, and I'd think he was perfect.

3/01/2007 10:18:00 PM  

Blogger Polly King said...

Harlot, you make Daniel Craig sound like the hottest man on earth. I loved the video!

I loved Casino Royale and I want more Daniel Craig as James Bond. Eva is also good and she and Daniel have a great chemistry. It's too bad she can't go back for the next movie.

3/01/2007 11:13:00 PM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

hey, Jolie!!

I gotta see this flick. LOL

DC :)

3/02/2007 12:14:00 AM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Yes, you have to. LOL. And Amal and GWB! :P It's really good :)

3/02/2007 12:18:00 AM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

I was wondering how AJ ends up w/ DC...and how come I don't remember it?

3/02/2007 07:51:00 AM  

Blogger mezza said...

I'm a guy, and a Bond affacionado, and I think DC's better than Brosnan, but less so than Connery (sorry, Sean's just too cool).

And on top of that, Eva Green is the most a-bloody-mazing Bond Woman EVER

3/02/2007 10:07:00 AM  

Anonymous Shoshana said...

Mezza, I'm so with your on Sean Connery. That's guy is amazingly sexy!

3/02/2007 04:43:00 PM  

Anonymous Deaf One Eyed Hooker said...

Daniel Craig is nasty looking, he looks like a freaky sicko and the blonde hair is a turn off for me. (I rather have the sexy brown or black hair.) Overall this guy is just un-fuckable on my list, in fact I can barely stand looking at him let alone even think of any fuckingness with him. I AGREE with Trollop 7891375801249082410%.


Tiny Penis + Sick, Slimy, Perverted Pedofilic Smile, Blonde Slick Backed Hair = Daniel Craig = The Monster from my worst nightmare.

3/02/2007 09:46:00 PM  

Blogger ...dance? said...

Tee hee. That's some strategically placed furniture.

Me? I'm still off in la la land with Teh Pretty. :D

3/03/2007 02:55:00 AM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

OMG Deaf one eyed hooker,

How much do i love your name?!?! LOL LOL LOL

3/03/2007 06:24:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

You know ladies, yesterday was Daniel Craig's birthday.

Birth name: Daniel Wroughton Craig
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185819/

3/03/2007 10:44:00 PM  

Blogger C Bradshaw said...

Wroughton? I love Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. Sigh.

Vesper and Bond are really good together and they have this strong chemistry. She shouldn't have died.

3/03/2007 11:44:00 PM  

Anonymous Lindsey said...

Daniel Craig. Hot. Very, very, very sexy. Very, very, very hot.

Lindsey

3/04/2007 01:05:00 AM