Monday, February 26, 2007

Harlot and Oscars

Within the next 24 hours, many people will be talking about the Oscars; mostly making fun of this and that actress who “had a fugly dress” or “whose necklace/purse/shoes don’t match with her gown, euw,” acting like they’re the next Pat Field or something. *snort* Of course I’m going to poke fun too LOL, but I don’t think I can pretend I’m an expert since, let’s face it, I wear leggings with girly flat shoes because I look fucking cute on them (anyone who says otherwise has humogous thighs and/or jealous *hmph*).

Now, we have a late telecast and Kate Winslet just presented (LUB her, though boring dress tonight). The show isn’t over yet but I’m falling asleep and I don’t want to wait tomorrow to post some of the thoughts I had regarding this year’s Academy Awards (might forget them), so:
  • God, Penelope Cruz has an irritating voice. Still, she’s one the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Bitch. And, even though her train could have been a carpet on my dad’s office, loved her gown.

  • Helen Mirren looks FANTABULOUS. I’m pretty sure she’ll win, but I want to hear Meryl Streep deliver one of her funny/gracious speeches...

  • Where the fuck is Brad Pitt?

  • Beyoncé FINALLY found out it’s alright to wear other colors besides fucking gold—praise be Jesus! Halleluiah! HURRAH! But, er, WTF is she wearing? She looks like a professional wedding crasher with a cheapo dress. :/

  • Loved Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt’s Devil Wears Prada bit.

  • Eva Green looks like Morticia Addams.

  • If I were Jennifer Hudson and the oh-so-fuckalicious George Clooney gives me an award, fuck the Oscars! I’ll throw myself on George and faint! If I don’t loose consciousness I’ll pretend to just so George could carry me off that stage on his mighty arms and have his wicked way with me. Oh, my. :P

  • OMG, is that (ex) cutie Gael Garcia Bernal??? *gasp* What the hell happened to him? It seems like, instead of growing some inches, he’s grown into one of those always rumpled-looking professors who don’t replace their briefs for days... :/

  • I’ll shag George Clooney on stage if they let me. Oh, George... *sigh*

  • I’m disappointed Daniel Craig wore a tux. I wanted another moment like that on Casino Royale where he walks out of the water in his swimming trunks, the camera panning upwards, across his torso, his arse, his pecs, highlighting every ripple... and this time, with him on a semi hard-on. Delicious. *g*

UPDATE: For the list of winners, click here.

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13 comment(s):

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

I´m in school skipping class to work on my bloody thesis so no time to read the whole post *sniff* but let me just say this: daniel craig is D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.

It has to be something he did in 007 that has people crazy about him but jesus, I, who haven´t seen it, can´t help but cringe everytime I see a pic of him.

He´s a bald albino for fuck´s sakes, is everyone else blind?!?!

2/26/2007 05:18:00 AM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

Harlot, I didn't recognize Eva Green! Actually I didn't know who she was until I recognize she's the latest Bond girl!

I'm glad Martin Scorsese finally won an Oscar, and it's for Departed too, awesome movie. It was great when Spielberg, Copula and George Lucas presented him the award.

I thought the Oscars was boring last night. I'm not sure if it had something to do with Ellen hosting...

2/26/2007 07:41:00 AM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

Trollop, Daniel Craig is hot! LOL. And you're right, it has something to do with Casino Royale.

2/26/2007 07:43:00 AM  

Anonymous ~Callie~ said...

The Oscars was boring but I loved J Lo and Penelope Cruz's dress. Cameron Diaz looked drunk, that little girl from Little Miss Sunshine is adorable, and is it just me or Reese is getting too thin?

I laughed silly when Jack Black and Will Ferell had a duo with another actor who I recognize but don't know by name.

That movie Pan's Labyrinth got a lot of awards. I've never even heard. Anyone who have seen it?

2/26/2007 10:15:00 AM  

Blogger said...

I forgot it was on and only switched on the TV in time to see some life-sized shadow puppets, and Helen Mirren and Scorcese win. Missed all the pretty (except Mirren - I want to look that good at 60).

Lucas, Spielberg and Coppolla presenting Best Director were pretty funny, although I almost wonder if it was rigged that those three would be the ones to give Scorcese the award. Not that I saw any of the movies this year (or follow these particular directors), but I've been seeing stuff about Scorcese finally being given his due.

Daniel Craig - I'm not sure I get the appeal either, but I haven't seen him in anything except still shots.

2/26/2007 10:57:00 AM  

Anonymous tami said...

I want to go to whatever surgeon Helen Mirren goes to *evil grin*

I didn't watch it. Was Matthew there?
Brad Pitt is lost in a desert somewhere with Angelina I think. Couldn't find his way back to the airstrip :P

2/26/2007 04:11:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

I think they distributed the Oscars quite fairly this year. I did find it boring and slow.

I loved Helen Mirren's dress and I wish I would be that graceful when I'm her age!

2/26/2007 07:41:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

I have to agree about Daniel Craig. Now that the hoopla about Casino Royale is subsiding, I don't think he's that hot at all. But, let me watch CR again and I do believe I'll be sighing, LOL. I'm just saying he didn't do anythign for me when he appeared on the stage. George Clooney however looked really hot.

2/26/2007 07:45:00 PM  

Blogger Polly King said...

I love Ellen but it felt like the show was too long. They should just have let her do her thing, cutting off the unnecessary things and I'm sure the show would have been better.

My highlight was when Daniel Craig presented with Nicole. I love him in a tux!

2/26/2007 08:18:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

I agree about Beyonce, what was she thinking? Not that she always wore the best of gowns but that flower sash thing going on, that was bad. She is so beautiful she doesn't need all that additional thing on her.

I thought Kate Winslet looked great. Reese Witherspoon's gown looked amazing on her. Nicole Kidman and her bow I didn't get, but I actually loved the color on her.

2/26/2007 08:27:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

BBs, isn't today supposed to be BBC discussion? :)

2/26/2007 08:29:00 PM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

The shadow puppet show bugged me. It was nice and all but I think Ellen doing some of her bit instead would have been better.

I'm glad Eddie Murphy didn't win. I don't like him. I have yet to see Little Miss Sunshine so I can't say anything about Alan Arkin.

Anne Hathaway's gown was bad. What's up with the big black bow? But she looked so beautiful I can't really complain. I loved her bantering with Emily Blunt and when they included Meryl Streep, that was really funny.

The highlight for me was when Martin Scorsese won. He should have won a long time ago.

2/26/2007 09:22:00 PM  

Anonymous luci said...

Your comments are too funny!!

I agree with each one of them. Especially the Brad Pitt one.

You forgot to mention Reese - she was too cute and her dress was really original and beautiful.

2/27/2007 02:31:00 PM