Monday, December 10, 2007

Stuff it like Beckham

Hullo, my beauties. Yes, I’ve been lazy. No, I didn’t elope with Hunky Sugarplum. I have no illusion of becoming one of his Candy Cane lovers. Truth be told, I’ve been in a man-hate mode this week. It’s in a cancerous stage where I was already contemplating sewing myself (and I don’t even sew!) a shirt that says: “Just stick your dick in me and SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

That is, until I saw this:

Mm mmmm... The first of many David Beckham ads for Armani underwear collection 2008, shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. Now, I heart David but methinks that is a sock in his man-undies... That or he stuffed one of his anorexic android wife’s implants in there. :/


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16 comment(s):

Blogger Isabella said...

OMG. There has to be a sock in there! I don't think David is that big. LOL

No matter. Becks is still finger-licking hot!

12/10/2007 05:07:00 PM  

Blogger Terri said...

LMAO ... I want one of those t-shirts !

12/10/2007 05:29:00 PM  

Blogger Menchie said...

definitely a sock. i've seen pics of him in a white speedo while he was on vacation on a yacht and it definitely wasn't this big. but he's still hot.

12/11/2007 01:06:00 AM  

Blogger Jolie said...

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12/11/2007 06:07:00 AM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Stuffed. Or Victoria wasn't lying when she said her hubby had a big dick.

12/11/2007 06:29:00 AM  

Anonymous Trollop said...

I still don't get the becks thing. Sure he has a nice bod, but he also talks like minnie mouse, obviously stuffs his undies and is a pouter.

What IS up with all that pouting?

12/11/2007 08:57:00 AM  

Blogger Midas said...

Stuffed or maybe he got a bad case of balls hernia.

12/11/2007 09:32:00 AM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Definitely stuffed. Not that I'd say no to THAT. ;-)


12/11/2007 12:52:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Harlot, you should patent that t-shirt idea. *G*


12/11/2007 12:59:00 PM  

Anonymous karamia said...

Trollop, I know what you mean...I think he's hot, what woman wouldn't? But then he speaks and it's all over for me.
Still, that is one fantastic photo. Stuffed or not.

12/11/2007 08:30:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

Damn, pure hotness. But that is so stuffed to high hell.

I don't like him in this position. It's too obvious and a little fake. The best part of Beckham is his face. (I'd say his feet but I don't watch soccer lol) He didn't have to pose like that.

12/12/2007 08:43:00 AM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Looks like his nuts are swollen...

12/12/2007 10:11:00 AM  

Blogger Petra said...

LOL. That's stuffed. We have all seen David in his speedos.

Very hot but fake.

12/12/2007 12:15:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

"I think he's hot, what woman wouldn't? But then he speaks and it's all over for me."

What I want to do with Beckham doesn't require speaking. ;)

12/12/2007 07:45:00 PM  

Blogger said...

Hello, pretty.

(and I say stuffed too. or CGI or photoshopped or whatever. it looks rather fake, not that it takes away from the pretty.)

Maybe he could be in the Twilight movie too? He doesn't have to have a part or any lines. Just walk around. Modelling underwear -- that would pay for the whole movie, don't you think?

12/13/2007 04:19:00 AM  

Blogger Aggie said...

Ha! I think Victoria is the better footballer ... she obviously kicked him in the balls to make the photoshoot ... no wonder she bends it like Beckham!
He sounds like hes been kicked and knackered too!

12/14/2007 01:40:00 AM