Stuff it like Beckham
Hullo, my beauties. Yes, I’ve been lazy. No, I didn’t elope with Hunky Sugarplum. I have no illusion of becoming one of his Candy Cane lovers. Truth be told, I’ve been in a man-hate mode this week. It’s in a cancerous stage where I was already contemplating sewing myself (and I don’t even sew!) a shirt that says: “Just stick your dick in me and SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
That is, until I saw this:
Mm mmmm... The first of many David Beckham ads for Armani underwear collection 2008, shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. Now, I heart David but methinks that is a sock in his man-undies... That or he stuffed one of his anorexic android wife’s implants in there. :/
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That is, until I saw this:
Mm mmmm... The first of many David Beckham ads for Armani underwear collection 2008, shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. Now, I heart David but methinks that is a sock in his man-undies... That or he stuffed one of his anorexic android wife’s implants in there. :/
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Labels: fuckalicious, kinky lifestyle
OMG. There has to be a sock in there! I don't think David is that big. LOL
No matter. Becks is still finger-licking hot!
12/10/2007 05:07:00 PM
LMAO ... I want one of those t-shirts !
12/10/2007 05:29:00 PM
definitely a sock. i've seen pics of him in a white speedo while he was on vacation on a yacht and it definitely wasn't this big. but he's still hot.
12/11/2007 01:06:00 AM
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12/11/2007 06:07:00 AM
I still don't get the becks thing. Sure he has a nice bod, but he also talks like minnie mouse, obviously stuffs his undies and is a pouter.
What IS up with all that pouting?
12/11/2007 08:57:00 AM
Stuffed or maybe he got a bad case of balls hernia.
12/11/2007 09:32:00 AM
Definitely stuffed. Not that I'd say no to THAT. ;-)
Olly
12/11/2007 12:52:00 PM
Harlot, you should patent that t-shirt idea. *G*
Olly
12/11/2007 12:59:00 PM
Trollop, I know what you mean...I think he's hot, what woman wouldn't? But then he speaks and it's all over for me.
Still, that is one fantastic photo. Stuffed or not.
12/11/2007 08:30:00 PM
Damn, pure hotness. But that is so stuffed to high hell.
I don't like him in this position. It's too obvious and a little fake. The best part of Beckham is his face. (I'd say his feet but I don't watch soccer lol) He didn't have to pose like that.
12/12/2007 08:43:00 AM
Looks like his nuts are swollen...
12/12/2007 10:11:00 AM
LOL. That's stuffed. We have all seen David in his speedos.
Very hot but fake.
12/12/2007 12:15:00 PM
"I think he's hot, what woman wouldn't? But then he speaks and it's all over for me."
What I want to do with Beckham doesn't require speaking. ;)
12/12/2007 07:45:00 PM
Hello, pretty.
(and I say stuffed too. or CGI or photoshopped or whatever. it looks rather fake, not that it takes away from the pretty.)
Maybe he could be in the Twilight movie too? He doesn't have to have a part or any lines. Just walk around. Modelling underwear -- that would pay for the whole movie, don't you think?
12/13/2007 04:19:00 AM
Ha! I think Victoria is the better footballer ... she obviously kicked him in the balls to make the photoshoot ... no wonder she bends it like Beckham!
He sounds like hes been kicked and knackered too!
12/14/2007 01:40:00 AM
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