Friday, November 23, 2007

Santa's trollopy-harloty little helpers

If you think Christmas season comes too early—TOUGH. Dude, for Rudolph’s sake, ’tis a season to be jolly! Fa-la-la-la-la. Stop complaining and just suck up to Santa and he might finally give you bigger boobies.

Look at me and Trollop; just because we’re naughty bitches doesn’t mean we’re not doing our part this Christmas season. Nope, not lying. Or my elf’s name isn’t Cutie Chilly-Helper and Trollop’s not Tumbleflump Bunny-Tummy.

Oh, I wish I were lying...

Watch our little video here and you’ll see.

Really, good luck finding anything bitchingly uber cuter than us. *g*

To get your elf name, click here. To elfify yourself or your kids or your BOB, click here. Do share and post your links here so we can all see. Have fun! :D

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26 comment(s):

Blogger Harlot said...

I keep watching our video, so cute LOL. Trollop did this elf thingy last year and she said we should do it together this time. Now i can't get enough! Heh :P

11/23/2007 11:34:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

LOL! Too cute and too funny! Trollop, what's with the tongue? I love that elf video :D

Here's my elf name: Fuzzy Brandy butter-Pixie

11/23/2007 12:30:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! That's great BBs. Love the snow too :)

11/23/2007 02:15:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

I remember when Trollop did this last year. Love the two of you dancing with the elf costumes. LOL!

11/23/2007 02:18:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Petra, yes I did it last year, only difference was my tongue wasn't hanging out like a thirty dog's!!! Harlot did that to torture me and then showed it to her whole family!

She's a grinch!

11/23/2007 03:29:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

A grinch? I resent that!

I love Xmas.

I fucking *LOVE* Xmas.

I'm Ms. Super Happy Elf! :@

11/23/2007 04:32:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Oh, btw, after watching our elf dance, my mom laughed like forever. She loved it, hmph.

11/23/2007 04:35:00 PM  

Anonymous Sheila said...

I love your site. One of few I check daily that isn't political. Thanks for the great reviews-- (Although I totally disagree about the Black Dagger Brotherhood,I love the series and am not yet disappointed)--and the eye candy.

My elf name is fuzzy-bunny elf. I'll tell my husband to call me that tonight!!

11/23/2007 05:34:00 PM  

Blogger DumSpiroSpero said...

Hmm. My elf name is Cutie Horny-Helper. I'm not really sure what that says about me...


11/24/2007 03:56:00 AM  

Anonymous Gabrielle said...

Lol! Love the dance.

My elf-name is Cutie Floppy-Bum...
Its cute yet not very flattering :D

11/24/2007 04:01:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Histerical! I am laughing here like crazy. Thanks for sharing BB.

11/24/2007 04:40:00 AM  

Blogger Jolie said...

LOL! Harlot, looks like Trollop beats you in the dancing department. ;)

I love my elf name: Cutie Chocolate-Fairy

11/24/2007 05:04:00 AM  

Anonymous Raisin said...

You two crack me up. Love the dance.

My elf name is Lucky Horny-Cheeks. Odd, but I kinda like it ;-)

11/24/2007 05:50:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

These elf names are hilarious. I'm thinking i should start calling you guys with those heh. :P

11/24/2007 06:26:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Christmas definitely does start too early that it makes Christmas less special. I enjoy Christmas but I don't like the fact it is shoved down my throat 3 months before the festival actually arrives.

11/24/2007 09:02:00 AM  

Anonymous Carmen said...

I've had a bad week and a half and you two have me cracking up!!! Thank you so much. I really really needed that! Love yall


11/24/2007 06:58:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

Love the dance! LOL

11/25/2007 04:37:00 AM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Ahahahaha! Too funny!

11/25/2007 01:38:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

It doesn't matter how many times I saw this dance, it's funny every time!

11/26/2007 12:31:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

"yes I did it last year, only difference was my tongue wasn't hanging out like a thirty dog's!!!"

Trollop, tongue in or tongue out, you're a very cute elf. ;)

11/26/2007 05:51:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! I love the dance.

Happy Holidays!

11/26/2007 06:12:00 PM  

Anonymous karamia said...

This had me rolling, even my son loved it. My elf name is lucky sugar socks. I think it fits me. Merry Christmas!!

11/27/2007 09:22:00 PM  

Blogger Lily Moon said...

Hahaha! You two crack me up. That was hilarious! My elf name is Giggley Dancing-Noodles. ^.^

11/28/2007 06:53:00 AM  

Anonymous Shoshana said...

You have way too much time on your hands! LOL. It's loading slowly for me...let's see if I can make an elf out this mug.

11/28/2007 02:40:00 PM  

Anonymous Shoshana said...

You got some really cool moves!

11/28/2007 02:42:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

Is the elf dance link still working? It won't let me watch it. :-(

My elf name is Happy Floppy-Noodles. Good thing I don't have a penis or I'll be very insulted. LOL

11/29/2007 12:25:00 AM