Thursday, November 15, 2007

Fabio and George Clooney's romance novel, "Birds of a Feather," now out!

I love romance novels but I have no love for its covers, particularly the likes of a groping couple riding some legless horse or a huge beribboned mountain goat. Still, I gotta admit—IF I WAS FORCED TO, like I was trapped in a cave on a deserted island somewhere with no handy porn or a BOB—I could probably fiddle with myself while imagining some hunky hero on some romance novel cover art. But this... this...

Erm... *ahem* I’m not gonna lie to you; I’m thinking I’d get better results imagining some platypuses humping than picturing George Clooney and Fabio gettin’ it on because JFC, I’d die laughing!

Fabio has a big problem with birds. First he was humiliated and bloodied after a flock of ducks collided with his face as he rode a roller coaster. A few years later, he was attacked by a flying bird again after his date tried to take a picture of George Clooney sitting at a nearby table. I was seduced by the idea of Fabio and Gorgeous George embracing on the cover of one those cheesy romance novels Fabio used to pose for and I was overcome with the burning desire to paint it. Breathlessly, I held my pen and allowed the tantalizing image to pulsate through my body and onto the paper. Swoon. Medium: ink on paper, digital color and collage.

Here’s a page torn passionately out of Fabio and George’s romance novel Birds of a Feather. Written by Candace Kirby, it will leave you begging for more. (Source)

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12 comment(s):

Blogger Mallie said...

I would just like to say "WHAT THE...?!?!"

11/15/2007 09:50:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

LOL! This Fabio and George scuffle just wouldn't die! Too funny.

11/15/2007 10:22:00 AM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

When Fabio and George collide...

I love this cover. Beats the other Fabio covers I have on my shelf.

My only complain: George should have been shirtless, too. *g*

11/15/2007 12:47:00 PM  

Anonymous Alice said...


(this is mikal, by the way)

11/15/2007 04:39:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

He rose from the table and then what? What? I have to know what happened!

Stunning cover. lol

11/15/2007 05:18:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too too funny!

11/16/2007 01:01:00 AM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Haha! It looks like Fabio is trying to breastfeed George. Look at those nipples. Dude, they're huge... and throbbing.

11/16/2007 03:08:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Oh god, Jolie, the horror of that image! George sucking (or is it suckling? *confused*) Fabio's aching, harden nubbins. So wrong. So so so wrong... :S

11/16/2007 03:35:00 AM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Yes, delectable, tingling nubbins.

Throb, throb, throb. *G*

11/16/2007 04:46:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...


Too freakin funny!

11/16/2007 05:11:00 AM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Ah, the romance novels' covers... Always the butt of the joke and Fabio in the middle of it.


11/17/2007 09:16:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...


*falls over laughing*

11/20/2007 01:09:00 AM