Monday, February 11, 2008

One little two little three little toes...

Whenever I’m with a man and I get the chance, I look at his feet. *g* No, I don’t have a foot fetish. As I told you, I’m not a character from your pornos and I do not suck anyone’s toes. I’m also not talking about drooling at a man’s feet while rubbing peppermint foot scrub all over myself and meow-meowing like a cat in heat. I’m simply implying I peek to see if he takes care of his toes. God forbid I get one of those tricky blokes who look clean and shiny outside but secretly have feet as if they didn’t wash after ploughing the farm! IICK!

Now, I stumbled upon this haven for foot freaks like Trollop, Barefoot Male Celebs. I think they have a fab collection, and even though I’ve yet to swim into the deep pond of this Feet Paradise, *wink* here are the ones I’ve seen and liked:

I have a thing for Adam Levine. I think he’s verra, verra sexy. *sigh* So I’m glad to see he has gorgeous feet. I’d like to cuddle barefoot with this Maroon 5 hottie till he whispers to me, “And if I should ever find the key you hide so well, will you tell me that I can spend the night?” Oh, Adam, yes yes yes YES! Mm mmmm...

I don’t care if they say Jake Gyllenhaalallallaaal is gay, it’s just he doesn’t do it for me (especially when he smokes, yuck). Still, there are times I find him so fucking hot I might consider being his Brokeback love slave, hee.

Oh, my holee foot deity. Chris O’Donnell, what manly manly MANLY feet you have. Me thinks he needs some serious tickle tickle. Oh, yoo-hoo, Mr. O’Donnell...

Okay, this one I’m not even looking at the feet. Helloooo, look at him! I just want Eric Bana to lose that feaking robe and I’d ecstatically nibble on him. Mama mia... Thankee Xenu for the inventor of that pool lounge floating thingy!!!

So. Fess up. Who do you think have the bestest looking feet? Who will you consider playing footsie with? ;P

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12 comment(s):

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Eric Bana gets me all hot and bothered (and wet *wink*). I'd suck his toes any day, if he's into that. I'm not, but I'd make the sacrifice LOL

As for feet, you have to be VERY careful about feet.

I once dated a guy who called me about a month after I stopped seeing him to tell me he had some foot fungi thing called beruca and had I given it to him. I was like WHAT? and he said the doctor told him he got it from a bathroom or whatever and I had showered at his house a couple of times. ACKKKKKKKK

I couldn't sleep FOR WEEKS; WEEKS, I TELL YOU! I found out all I could about this beruca thing and immersed my feet in bleach two nights in a row. Of course the bleach was hell on my poor little feet but I needed so bad to make sure I didn't have that thing. I read you could have it and not show symptoms for up to 9 MONTHS!

I was so scared *sniff*

2/11/2008 01:06:00 PM  

Blogger said...

Oh, yikes, trollop. I would freak out too.

Have you guys seen this site? Some of the pictures are a bit o.O.

2/11/2008 02:59:00 PM  

Blogger ~Virginia~ said...

I haven't been by in a while so I thought I'd stop in. :) As for feet, it drives me insane that my man has softer feet than I do! He never walks around barefoot! Whereas I almost always do.

2/11/2008 03:42:00 PM  

Anonymous karamia said...

Eric Bana gets my vote, yum. Not that I would suck his toes. Although I might suck.....HeHe

Anyway, Trollop, how horrible for you!! What a nasty boy, accusing you of giving him a foot thing. Good that you got away from him.

2/11/2008 06:54:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Eric Bana is gorgeous but I like Chris O'Donnell's feet. Look at those!

I'm with Virginia here. It's flecking annoying that my BF has softer feet than me!

2/11/2008 08:20:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Yikes, Trollop. Good you didn't catch anything, that's nasty.

Dance, I think I've seen this website before but instead of feet, it's full of wet men. LOL

2/11/2008 08:23:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

Oh wow. I love Jake. I wouldn't mind playing footsies with him.

No Maroon 5 fan here but Adam is looking way too hot lately.

Trollop, lucky for you you got out in time. Imagine having that. :S

2/11/2008 08:45:00 PM  

Anonymous Kristy said...

Eric Bana!! OMG. Thank you for this!

2/11/2008 08:54:00 PM  

Blogger said...

Dance, I think I've seen this website before but instead of feet, it's full of wet men. LOL

They also have men in glasses, men in skirts, men with hands... :D

And I believe they've added women to it too.

2/11/2008 11:44:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do the foot peek too. Thankfully, my husband passed the God Foot Test! lol

2/12/2008 09:02:00 AM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

I like Bana, but O'Donnell has really nice feet.

2/12/2008 11:39:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

I am going to see Maroon 5 in concert this March, yay! My friend said he'll try to get us backstage passes so i can do my very bestest to be near Adam. *sigh*

2/13/2008 03:40:00 PM