Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!

Boyzilian n. A Brazilian bikini wax applied to a man.
Also: boyzilian, boy-zilian

HURRAH! Finally men get it: hairy balls and pubes = no blowjob 4 U LOL

Intimate waxing is gaining popularity among males gay and straight salons. It wasn’t the first thing most people noticed when they saw the posters of David Beckham modelling a new range of designer underpants. But once they had finished inspecting the xylophone stomach muscles, cooed at the snug fit of his briefs and imagined themselves as the object of his come-hither look, their eyes were drawn to the footballer’s upper and inner thighs. They looked awfully smooth. Had he ... he hadn’t, had he? ... done his bikini line?

All over the country more and more men (gay and straight alike) are marching into beauty salons and demanding a “Boyzilian”, or as one Yorkshire-based salon bills it, “the Full Monty”. In other words, the complete or near-complete removal of hair in intimate areas using wax. If you have £120 to spare, you can even get it done in Harrods, in the Refinery spa.

Business is booming. “A year ago I was doing three men a week. Now I am doing three men a day,” she said. “I don’t know why it has suddenly become more popular, but when people come in they do mention David Beckham. Now that celebrities like him are open about waxing, it makes other men feel more comfortable about it.”

And people say celebrities don’t use their fame for good things. Ha! Becks has shown them!

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11 comment(s):

Blogger Babz said...

He is definitely a pioneer on men's "awakening" in self-maintenance, appearance, and fashion.

If I'm not mistaken he was one of the 1st men the term 'metrosexual' was attached to.

All I can say is, thank The LOOOORD for Becks. Now, if only all men pay attention.

1/29/2008 03:24:00 PM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

So, they do it at the saloon? Hair cut, waxing balls, LOL....that's great you know.

1/30/2008 01:05:00 PM  

Anonymous karamia said...

Men should know that a good wax makes things down south look a lot bigger. That combined with the fact that blow jobs are more frequent should have every man running for the nearest salon.
God bless Becks.

1/30/2008 02:17:00 PM  

Blogger Sarah McCarty said...

Obviously a minority here, but I absolutely hate the hairless look. Such a turn off. Always makes me think, "Now here is truly a man striving to get into and live in his feminine side."

Likely a generational thing. I do hate facial hair though. Grosses me out.

1/30/2008 03:26:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

I'm with Sarah here. I prefer some hair down there. Trim if you must but don't leave it bald.

1/31/2008 07:18:00 AM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Clean face and hairless balls please. If I have to shave so does he. Hair is itchy and it irritates the skin.

1/31/2008 07:50:00 AM  

Blogger Petra said...

Hairy or not hairy. As long as it doesn't taste funky.

2/01/2008 08:48:00 AM  

Anonymous Sara said...

LOL. Definitely nothing funky.

2/02/2008 06:57:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Hee hee. This reminds me of Sex and the City: "you've got a funky tasting spunk".

2/02/2008 09:11:00 AM  

Anonymous Amanda said...

Is waxing for men safe? They should ust shave. I keep imagining skin tearing off.....

2/04/2008 05:30:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are all idiots. natural pubes are hot!

6/02/2010 09:12:00 AM