Subject: Hello dear [real name]
How are you today i hope that every things is ok with you as it is my great pleassure to contact you in having communication with you, please i wish you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happened in future.i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to know all about each other, and also give you my pictures and details about me, i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.
What. The. Fuck?
Why would some freaky perv think I’d be interested in “getting to know all about each other” and sending her my pictures?
I just know this has something to do with Harlot.
While I’ve been busy keeping the cosmic karma of the world balanced she’s done nothing but moan and complain that I haven’t posted BBC. Well, you know, bearing the world’s karma on your shoulder is a big responsibility and it takes a lot of time to prepare big things. *wink* I haven’t had this much fun doing research for a post since “Ding Dong, the Bitch is Dead.”
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