Just last December, I, Harlot, *batting eyelashes* became a member of Judith McNaught’s BB. A long time fan of this phenomenal author, it was a pleasure for me to post there—plus it’s a great place to dig up gossip for blog LOL. I liked that, similar to my other BB, women there appeared to be refined and welcoming. Boy, WAS I WRONG.
Ladies there have tried to run Trollop and me off the BB by ignoring and/or trashing us; unfortunately for them, to no avail. *g* It’s very funny, I tell you. Haven’t they realized already that: a) we don’t care, as in we don’t give a flying fuck, b) we’re smarter, MUCH smarter (humility is not a virtue, besides it’s true :P), and c) we’re shameless bitches.
I’m not sure when/how they started thinking of me as the “enemy.” Maybe it was the time I stood up for someone they were humiliating, or perhaps the time I mentioned the word “boobs” on a post. I mean, had I any idea that it was okay to backstab people, call them names, humiliate and belittle them, be rabid hypocrites and play God was okay—but that naming parts of the anatomy was wrong—well I’d have acted much different! I’d have told them that they had “huge-ass tits that look like oranges inside old socks!” Or would have that been wrong too? *confused smiley*
After doing some research, we, that is, Trollop and I, finally saw the bigger picture. We started understanding how the JMBB really works; some might see it divided between the so called “veterans” of the board and the lowly newbies. But mostly, the board is divided between the chickenshit members who are afraid of the “vets,” and the ass-kissing members who want so badly to belong that they’re willing to sell their first born child for it, not to mention their common sense and integrity.
Now we present you with facts and you decide for yourselves:
Fact: Not all the so called “vets” are putrid gossipmongers. To our knowledge it’s only: Di Westmoreland, Casee McCord, Shan Van, Shannon, Shirly, Evelyn, and Bren. (Though, anyone that wants to chime in with a name is mighty welcomed. :P)
Fact: Most ladies in the board are nice.
Fact: Di, we’re going to take a vicious bite out of your “cellulite ridden ass” (as you asked us to) and it isn’t going to be pretty, not to mention disgusting. *gag* We’ve seen blue ribbon hogs smaller than you.
CHATTING WITH THE ENEMY**
Exact transcript from PRIVATE emails exchanged with Bren Westmoreland. But since, apparently, she felt the uncontrollable urge to share them with the entire BB to continue bashing and trashing Harlot, not to mention making fun of her, I think it’s only fair that I make her emails public too!
Di Westmoreland (1/12/2006 9:27:42 PM): LaWhore?
Email from Bren: “This was not Di. If you are talking about the chat where I heard Harlot called the names you mentioned before, I can unequivocally tell you it was not Di who was talking about Harlot. I won’t deny she agreed with what was said but so did many people who were there. She did not say one thing to sway anyone’s opinion of Harlot. You have the wrong person. I won’t tell you who because it doesn’t matter. I’m just tired of everyone assuming it’s always Di who’s doing something when in this matter it clearly was not.”
Di Westmoreland: (about Harlot’s hot seat day) A lot of references to sex??? It was disgusting. And she thought it was amusing????? WTF? It was hideous! And she thought she was being amusing? I’m sorry – but I beg to differ. Oh! I heard through the grapevine that Niki’s questions upset her greatly. To the point of tears.
Bren, I’m sorry but when did I say that she was upset to the point of tears? So you’re not only a person without any integrity whose word is worth less than used toilet paper, but you’re a liar too?
**Transcripts from actual chats initiated and promoted in the JMBB. (For those of you whose images shrink when you click the link, hold your mouse over the bottom right hand corner of the image, a little zoom box will pop up; click it to expand the image to its regular size.)
RELIEF EFFORT, CHUCKY: COMING TO THEATERS SOON
Oh, Di, you poor thing. Constantly fighting, “blood, sweat and tears” to keep your pretend marriage alive. (That makes me wonder who’s keeping your real husband alive while you’re fighting for the fake one. On that note, who the hell is raising your kids? As I calculate, you’ve spend an average of 8 hours a day in that BB for the last SEVEN YEARS as we’re so fucking tired of hearing.) I’m guessing Kaddison caught you on a bad day, perhaps problems with your real husband? Or even worse, *gasp* problems with your fake one?!? Shame on you, Kaddison, for having a perfect life, and *shock* for sharing it with others!!! Tsk, tsk... What were you thinking to discuss such a vicious, dirty thing on Di’s BB?
Oh, and BTW, Di, you mentioned Katrina. If you were so worried about the victims and thought that Kaddison was being a heartless bitch and should have used her time better, why didn’t YOU? The hours you spend on that BB harassing and humiliating others could have been well spend to help those less fortunate than us. So instead of using up that time to rip Kaddison apart, why didn’t you drag that lard ass of yours out of that chair and used it for something worthwhile?
BEAUTY AND THE “VETS”
KAM is a regular poster of the JMBB. I had no idea as to what they were referring to when I first read a “HUG” threads that started on the BB (thread has been since erased, probably due to threat) in which they were giving Mrs. KAM some support. Of course, my instincts told me there was something verra, verra fishy going on there; so I started digging. Surprise, surprise, but what do I find: the “vets” knee deep in doodle. Seems to me they quite enjoy it, as it appears to be their favorite place. I don’t have the exact transcripts of this fun family affair, all this live from their “virtual living room” where a person nicked Vicious Trollop is not welcomed (but apparently trashy behavior and dirty words are all the rage), but I do have a copy of the thread posted for KAM. Click here.
LEARNING TO LIVE WITH VERBAL DIARRHEA
Wendy Sue (okay, just the name is funny). Actually she’s the least important as she can’t form an opinion on her own. All she does is agree with her god, Di. I pity her. Somehow I keep imagining her as big lips (for kissing fat-ridden asses) on top of a neck, without a head. My heel has more class than this homophobe.
“Well, I tend to flush my crap on a regular basis.”
Thanks for sharing, Wendy. That was very enlightening and, uhhh... fucking gross!
“I was just wondering... if someone is... gay... Does that mean that they’re attracted to themselves?”
I’m sorry, lady, but someone has to take a whip to you. That is, most probably, one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.
“Queif is when you fart out of your HOO-HA LaQuiefer has bery stinky hoo-ha.”
Quite the gem our precious Wendy. *g*
And then there was the time she told us the charming story of her vaginal infections during her honeymoon but, alas, this post is taking too long as it is and I’ve no time to search for this specific thread. *sigh*
NIKI NIKI BOBIKI! BANANA FANNA FOFIKI! FE FI MO MIKI! NIKI!
Meet Niki: the sociopath adulteress.
This is the lady who keeps insinuating I’m a whore. Niki, babe, surely you’re the sharpest knife in the drawer. How did you ever discover my secret? Oh, wait, my nick is HARLOT, what else would I be? And honestly, I’m Harlot but you’re the Whore of Babylon, for who else would boast so proudly of being a cheater?
“That was my wedding song!!!! And, it’s about not cheating....(guess what, I did)! If you knew my ex- husband, you’d be proud of me, and understand the “Guess What” part.”
“I wish others were as cognizant of what constitutes TMI.”
These were Niki’s words to me! LOL
Shannon, now you, my dear, are both dumb and cruel: bad combo. Maybe an exorcist could help? Be sure and let me know how that works out.
“... What hurts me most is that Judith has not stepped up to defend the veteran posters here. At all. I’ve met you on 2 occasions Judith and found you to be a lovely, gracious woman, but this just breaks my heart. You’ve stood up for the new posters, but not those of us that have put our heart and soul into this board – and you – for years. This board long ago ceased to be a fun place for me. I’m not sure why I’ve held on so long except that letting go is always hard. I can’t take the negativity in my life anymore.”
So Shannon not only confronted Judith but threatened to leave, which was really funny because:
a) Judith bid her farewell, and didn’t beg Shannon for forgiveness or for her to stay (as she was apparently hoping for)
b) because she stayed!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO! After totally humiliating herself she stayed! *wiping tears from my eyes*
***Note: Jsgirl, whoever you are, you TOTALLY ROCK! (Plus you saved me tons of research time, hee.)
THE SINS OF JEZEBEL AND CICILIGHT “THE WISE”
These girls joined the BB when JM announced a raffle of an early copy of Every Breath You Take. And guess what happened when Jezebel won: the “vets” had to be locked up in a “resting home” (AKA a looney bin). After all that “blood, sweat and tears,” after “seven years,” after “all the time and effort we’ve put into this board,” JM gave the ARC to Jezebel. Poetic justice if I’ve ever seen any—and pretty damn funny too!
I wish I could say I’ve learned something from this tasteless ordeal but, alas, no. Perhaps, after this post, these “ladies” will learn something about humility (though I honestly doubt it). It seems to me some of these women are bitter outcasts, shunned from polite society, and the only way they can feel good about themselves is by humiliating others. (Those who want to chip in to pay for some therapy sessions, please email us. I’m sure they’ll be most grateful!)
I don’t know if Judith McNaught is aware of any of this. My guess would be no, because I don’t think she would condone these things, let alone allow them to continue happening. It’s very sad that this is the way she is being represented in her online home.
So now you know, dear readers, we are the “Bitch Police” blowing the whistle on losers like these. Watch out and behave because we, like a bad rash, are everywhere. Ha!
Di, what say you? Because we say: DING DONG, THE BITCH IS DEAD!