For this year’s Halloween celebration I have a special treat for you: The glamorous and elegant wedding of 16-year-old Missy Quinn and her 17-year-old boyfriend. As you can see in the pictures, it was class all the way! LMAO
Missy went to a wedding dress designer in London and specified a two-piece ensemble encrusted with Swarovski crystals, along with a three metre-wide train. The outfit weighed an incredible 24st. The sheer size of the dress meant Missy had to spend the night before her wedding day in a hotel—as the dress wouldn’t fit in her parents’ caravan (trailer). Missy had to squeeze her way up the aisle, ripping the outfit on a pew as she struggled to the altar. “It was huge,” she says. “I wanted to outdo everyone else’s wedding dress".
But the beautiful
The £100,000 bill—around five times the cost of the average UK wedding—was picked up by Missy’s dad Simon, 35, who tarmacs driveways for a living.
Showing no signs of being affected by the credit crunch, guests’ outfits featured crystals and feathers and they were plastered in gallons of fake tan. Girls as young as nine posed proudly in bikini tops, high heels and full make-up, while babies wearing £350 dresses were carried into the church.
Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, whose £700 hot pants and bra top outfit was handmade by a Welsh dancewear company, explains: “This isn’t unusual—it’s just what we do at weddings. It’s all very extravagant. Everything is paid for by the bride’s daddy.”
I specially love these little girls (now on PETA’s most wanted list); aren’t their tans darling? They looked like they were attacked by the tanning machine:
And these girls here, the one in white seems to have popped in right after work—we can just imagine what that is LOL—and the other seems to have come by just after swimming practice.
At first I thought this was surely a joke but now I’m not so sure. WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?