Monday, October 2, 2006

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters. I could be their leader.*

Maybe it’s because I’m PMSing.

Or it might be my sister telling me I should get married soon (big question is why isn’t SHE getting married?!?).

Of course she conviniently forgets that I’m not dating, or gad forbid, marrying the source of my orgasms from the last couple of months. You see, it’s not exactly acceptable by law, the state and/or definitely the church!

But then again, maybe I should be thankful that I’m not getting these:This is why, sometimes, you’re better off with a BOB.** :/

*Peanuts, Charlie Brown
**Battery operated boyfriend

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13 comment(s):

Blogger Shoshana said...

Seriously! LOL. That almost beat my Valentines card which say "With all my love, Grandma" Picture on card was great, so I can understand why a horny teenage boy would miss the wordings...or could be he wasn't listening in his classes.

10/02/2006 11:28:00 AM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

LOL Who is this Jeremy? I'm thinking Catherine is in dire need of a BOB. :P

10/02/2006 12:30:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

Hooters? LOL

10/02/2006 01:21:00 PM  

Blogger Gun_Wielding_Bitch said...

Catharine isn't in need of a BOB, she needs a good F* by some bad boy so she can quit writing those vomit inducing letters! UGH.

Jeremy needs an English class and to stop smoking the weed. LOL. He sounds like Boner from Growing Pains. (Yes, that was a throw back from the 80's)

10/02/2006 02:31:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

I think Catherine should be sent to the Cloisters. LOL

10/02/2006 04:21:00 PM  

Blogger Gun_Wielding_Bitch said...

LOL Petra, you are right, because she would have to be HIGH to deal with that.

10/02/2006 04:27:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Yikes. I think Catherine needs more than a holiday at the Cloisters. She needs a brain transplant!

10/02/2006 04:41:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

Poor Catherine, what choices! To get better it's either she needs to change her lifestyle or to change her brain. LOL!

10/02/2006 04:45:00 PM  

Blogger Aggie said...

"Occifer, Occifer, it's not my frontal labotomy, it's the bottle in front of me!" LOL!

Brain donor volunteer needed urgently - contact Catherine de Twit!

Yo, Jeremy, a BOB up your ass!

At least a B.O.B. doesn't bring on vomiting like these letters do. Ha!

10/02/2006 07:10:00 PM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

Oh my god, what an idiot.

Aggie that was funny! LOL

10/03/2006 06:43:00 AM  

Blogger Polly King said...

How could anyone be so stupid? I agree with everyone, Catherine needs a new brain.

Harlot, you're not the only one who doesn't get any love letters. Anyway I think nowadays letters are mostly being send through emails or short txt messages. Hand written letters are a thing of the past. Too bad, in my opinion.

10/03/2006 08:06:00 AM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

A toilet bubbling over with sputum?

LOL wtf?

I really like Jeremy LOL If I were dating/sleeping with Katherine I'd be at Hooters with Spoof too! LOL

10/03/2006 10:42:00 AM  

Blogger Serendipity said...

I think Cathy is a 10 year old on the throes of her first love. Later on, I hope she'll be horrified at how "dramatic" she is, for lack of better word.

10/03/2006 08:35:00 PM