There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters. I could be their leader.*
Or it might be my sister telling me I should get married soon (big question is why isn’t SHE getting married?!?).
Of course she conviniently forgets that I’m not dating, or gad forbid, marrying the source of my orgasms from the last couple of months. You see, it’s not exactly acceptable by law, the state and/or definitely the church!
But then again, maybe I should be thankful that I’m not getting these:
- love letter before sleeping together
- a silly girl’s reply
- post it to me, baby
- ever blind, er, hopeful
- would rather goof with a dude named Spoof
- hopelessly devoted and moronic
- thoughtful fucker
*Peanuts, Charlie Brown
**Battery operated boyfriend