There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters. I could be their leader.*
Maybe it’s because I’m PMSing.
Or it might be my sister telling me I should get married soon (big question is why isn’t SHE getting married?!?).
Of course she conviniently forgets that I’m not dating, or gad forbid, marrying the source of my orgasms from the last couple of months. You see, it’s not exactly acceptable by law, the state and/or definitely the church!
But then again, maybe I should be thankful that I’m not getting these:
*Peanuts, Charlie Brown
**Battery operated boyfriend
Or it might be my sister telling me I should get married soon (big question is why isn’t SHE getting married?!?).
Of course she conviniently forgets that I’m not dating, or gad forbid, marrying the source of my orgasms from the last couple of months. You see, it’s not exactly acceptable by law, the state and/or definitely the church!
But then again, maybe I should be thankful that I’m not getting these:
- love letter before sleeping together
- a silly girl’s reply
- post it to me, baby
- ever blind, er, hopeful
- would rather goof with a dude named Spoof
- hopelessly devoted and moronic
- thoughtful fucker
*Peanuts, Charlie Brown
**Battery operated boyfriend
Labels: bitchy mcrant, fucking around
Seriously! LOL. That almost beat my Valentines card which say "With all my love, Grandma" Picture on card was great, so I can understand why a horny teenage boy would miss the wordings...or could be he wasn't listening in his classes.
10/02/2006 11:28:00 AM
LOL Who is this Jeremy? I'm thinking Catherine is in dire need of a BOB. :P
10/02/2006 12:30:00 PM
Hooters? LOL
10/02/2006 01:21:00 PM
Yikes. I think Catherine needs more than a holiday at the Cloisters. She needs a brain transplant!
10/02/2006 04:41:00 PM
How could anyone be so stupid? I agree with everyone, Catherine needs a new brain.
Harlot, you're not the only one who doesn't get any love letters. Anyway I think nowadays letters are mostly being send through emails or short txt messages. Hand written letters are a thing of the past. Too bad, in my opinion.
10/03/2006 08:06:00 AM
I think Cathy is a 10 year old on the throes of her first love. Later on, I hope she'll be horrified at how "dramatic" she is, for lack of better word.
10/03/2006 08:35:00 PM
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