Friday, December 30, 2005

Harriet Klausner must be stopped

Who IS this woman? Anyone who reads romance and/or mystery has probably come across this familiar name in book reviews, mostly Amazon, but you can find her everywhere. Similar to a heat rash, and just as annoying!

Has this woman ever come across a written word that she didn’t LOVE? Has she ever given a bad review to a book? NEVER. Which makes me think that either:

a) She is not a real person, but a made up character created by publishers to peddle their books. Hollywood studios did this a couple of years ago before they got busted. They made up a critic that always gave rave reviews to their movies.

Or:

b) Harriet is a book pimp. She pushes bad books for the perks. I am outraged that someone would do this. Good books are sacred, for heaven’s sake! Good books are to be shared, talked about, and revered.

I know damn well Harriet hasn’t bought a book in years. I can just see the UPS truck delivering cases of books to her on a daily basis. That bitch. How dare she push bad books for her own personal profit?!?

Harriet Klauser has no credibility. She must be exposed for what she is, a book pushing whore. She must be made to cease. And when this parasite does stop... I want her fucking job.

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2 comment(s):

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't even think she actually reads all those books, probably just the cover blurbs and a few pages here and there.

Her reviews bore me.

12/30/2005 01:18:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys, this is hilarious! I can't believe people actually spend time to track the 'readings' (or 'non-readings') of this HK woman. For me, the most telling thing is that the link to her name (in the chat transcript) led straight to the Amazon front page). 'Nuff said.

Sam.

2/14/2006 03:51:00 AM