My movie star crushes
Okay, admit it, every woman out there—even the 100% heterosexual ones, like me—have had a crush on at least one movie star.
For years I’ve had a mental, ever-evolving, top three list. I’ve gone from the voluptuous Salma Hayek (whose boobs have gotten so big, she now resembles a Swedish milkmaid), to Nicole Kidman (who, I swear, was bitten by a vampire and/or Michael Jackson—who is, very suspiciously, starting to look like her long lost twin!), to Cameron Diaz (I know, I know, my only excuse is that I used to consume massive amounts of liquor at the time LOL).
I thought it would be interesting to post my current list, and see what you guys think—or who you guys dig! *g* So here I go:
I really like Jen. She appears to be very sweet, and has great clothes!!! Looking at her face, I can tell she wouldn’t mind sharing them—not that this is the only reason I like her! I’m not that superficial! Mmm, though there’s also the shoes... :P
Julia is the only person that has remained constant in my list. She has such a simple beauty. I love the way she smiles, it never looks fake or practiced; she seems to me like a very genuine person. If she dressed better, she would be perfect!
Anyone, man or woman, that doesn’t have a crush on Angelina must have cataract. She is absolutely stunning and VERY sexy. I think we should start a fund to buy her a case of blistex, since my only problem with her is that her lips are always chapped and dry. Wonder what she’s doing to cause this...
For years I’ve had a mental, ever-evolving, top three list. I’ve gone from the voluptuous Salma Hayek (whose boobs have gotten so big, she now resembles a Swedish milkmaid), to Nicole Kidman (who, I swear, was bitten by a vampire and/or Michael Jackson—who is, very suspiciously, starting to look like her long lost twin!), to Cameron Diaz (I know, I know, my only excuse is that I used to consume massive amounts of liquor at the time LOL).
I thought it would be interesting to post my current list, and see what you guys think—or who you guys dig! *g* So here I go:
I really like Jen. She appears to be very sweet, and has great clothes!!! Looking at her face, I can tell she wouldn’t mind sharing them—not that this is the only reason I like her! I’m not that superficial! Mmm, though there’s also the shoes... :P
Julia is the only person that has remained constant in my list. She has such a simple beauty. I love the way she smiles, it never looks fake or practiced; she seems to me like a very genuine person. If she dressed better, she would be perfect!
Anyone, man or woman, that doesn’t have a crush on Angelina must have cataract. She is absolutely stunning and VERY sexy. I think we should start a fund to buy her a case of blistex, since my only problem with her is that her lips are always chapped and dry. Wonder what she’s doing to cause this...
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LOVE Julia and Jen. But Angelina Jolie, ooh... the bane of all women's existence. She's ravishing. Soo beautiful and very, very sexy. Damn her! LOL
I think the reason for Jolie's lips: she sucks blood. Uh huh. Look at Brad Pitt now! He had never looked so bad. His usual oh-so-licakable bronzed skin looks deathly pale. And don't let me start with his unkempt look and new hair! Ugh.
12/13/2005 05:31:00 PM
Well, I have to agree with you on Ms Jolie - she's so damn sexy! The other two, Meh. Nothing special about them (and I"m not even going to comment on their acting LOL).
I like Julianne Moore a LOT. She is beautiful, smart and can act. For pure eyecandyness - then Jessica Alba (her body is incredible).
12/13/2005 08:31:00 PM
big angelina and aniston fan
agree on tart's alba
but i have a few favorites of my own:
catherine zeta-jones
uma thurman
sienna miller
12/13/2005 09:23:00 PM
Oh dear! Someone call a doctor..I think I have cataracts!
12/14/2005 05:06:00 AM
I saw a naked picture of Brad...I can't see why he keeps getting these women...absolutely nothing impressive "there"!
12/14/2005 08:10:00 AM
Anon: totally agree with you on Uma, she's quirky yet cool and sexy at the same time.
Serendipity: I've seen that picture of Brad too LOL. So obviously it's is personality that attracts the girls, huh? (Gee bitchy much?)
VT: Jessica Alba looks skinny? Oh, that's a shame. She has such a nice curvy and toned bod. I hope she doesn't go the way of the lollipop like Nicole Richie! :D
12/14/2005 11:39:00 PM
Liz Hurley
Heather Graham
Beyoncé Knowles
mat
12/15/2005 07:20:00 PM
these women are gorgeous, dont get me wrong. but i prefer hot women that look like trash. like courtney love.
12/16/2005 01:17:00 PM
I agree about Angelina. Very sexy.
12/16/2005 02:18:00 PM
my three are
jennifer lopez
salma hayek
monica bellucci
12/16/2005 10:20:00 PM
Some good choices, but I like them younger (under 30).
Here's a few of my favorites, and in no fucking way is this
in order of priority:
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Elisha Cuthbert
Brittany Daniel
Jennifer Love Hewitt
12/17/2005 07:32:00 PM
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