Nick and Jessica are no more? How can this be?!? I believed in them more than Brad and Jennifer. They were supposed to make it, damn it! They were the ones who were going to prove that HAPPILY EVER AFTER does exist! Goddamn it.

Do you remember how Jessica literally took Nick’s breath away when she walked down the church isle in all her virginal white accompanied by a weeping father giving away his buxom little girl? Joe Simpson was probably bawling knowing full well Jessica would get plowed good and hard by the guy waiting at the end of the altar before the night was over, maybe before they even got in the limo on the way to the reception. Heaven knows Nick had a well deserved blow job coming to him after waiting so long for some action. Can’t say I blame him one bit. Lick, lick.

We romance Book Bitches need our illusions, especially after Bridget dumped her Cowboy; almost had to go into therapy after that bombshell.

Jessica saved herself for him. She had no other man before her husband. How can Nick possibly imagine another man fucking his wife? Or her going down on him? Men don’t handle this well. They are very possessive and that is even when girlfriend is the Whore of Babylon.

Oh well... Hollywood marriages, sort of an oxymoron. Anyone want to wager them getting back together?