This may be crude, but I find it very funny LOL.

A woman finds out her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. She decides to send him a very special care package. He is very excited to receive a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of homemade cookies and a tape of his favorite TV shows.

He invites a couple of his buddies over and they sit around having a great time eating the cookies and watching the tape. Right in the middle of one episode, the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees, giving his best friend oral sex. When she finishes, she turns and spits inside the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, “By the way, I want a divorce.”