Bitchin' News (12/04)
- The next few weeks will see a box-office battle between the much-anticipated C.S. Lewis fantasy The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, which opens Friday, and the new King Kong, directed by Academy Award-winner Peter Jackson of The Lord of the Rings movies, which opens Dec. 14.
- Disfigured woman gets a new face; patient says merci after looking at her reflection. -Wonder if I’d apply for one of these. Perhaps look like Angelina Jolie? I think she is absolutely stunning, have HUGE crush on her LOL.
- Onassis billionaire heiress weds Olympian. Lavish wedding in posh area of Brazil included 1,000 bottles of champagne. -ARRRGG, life is so unfair! I mean if I had so much money I would definitely not be marrying some deadbeat loser, let alone at the age of 20 (that must be made illegal!) but would be enjoying my freedom traveling around the world, bed hopping, and trying to see how much money I could spend shopping every day without collapsing.
- WHO stops hiring tobacco users. Ban on recruitment of smokers is legal under international law. -Very much in favor of this!!!!
- Oprah scores Letterman a huge audience. Dave gets his best ratings in a decade as the two end long-running spat. -I love Letterman. :D
- Garner, Affleck welcome a baby daughter. Alias star and husband reportedly have named her Violet. -Am I the only person in the world that doesn’t get what’s so hot/great/sexy about Jennifer Garner?
- Brad Pitt is seeking to become the adoptive father of Angelina Jolie’s children, the actor’s publicist announced Friday. -Who can keep up with the strange notions and fucking absurd things stars come up with?
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Can't wait to see Narnia. Well, i want to see King Kong too, jsut because PEter Jackson is a great director. But honestly, a movie about an ape? A huge ape at that..
Euwww. That Onassis heiress has no taste. What is wrong with rich girls?! Look at Paris, now she's doing it right. LOL Well, i mean about that Stavros dude, he's cute! Good ridance with that pussified ex fiance of her. He has good taste with engagement ring though. LOL
12/04/2005 01:31:00 PM
I don't get the J Garner thing either!!
12/04/2005 04:21:00 PM
Whoa...I saw a naked picture of Brad Pitt! I think it was on Robin Schone's BB. They have this thread going about men's penises, which ones are real or fake.
Drat, lost the link, but it's here some place. After seing Brad Pitt's dick, I don't see what the hopla is all about, unless this guy has wonder tongue. With penis that small....it's really a mystery how it can be any good, no matter how much talent he has weilding that tool!
12/05/2005 01:11:00 AM
I have a HUGE crush on Angelina Jolie, too!
Mat
12/06/2005 10:38:00 PM
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