Monday, April 10, 2006

The devil in leotards

Madonna has been making the media rounds lately to pimp her new CD and upcoming tour, which incidentally she announced on The Ellen Show wearing, yet again, leotards.

This leotard shit has got to be stopped. It isn’t dignified. You don’t see Tina Turner pulling these “look at me, aren’t I hot?” stunts, and yet she leaves Madonna in the dust in the sexy department. The Material Girl is now middle-aged and her public attempts to hang on to her youth are just plain embarrassing.

Look, I remember Madonna from way back when, you know, when her music rocked. I remember the first time I heard her, I thought it was a “black girl” group. I couldn’t believe she was a white chick. It wasn’t her voice, it was her music; she made dance music cool again. Come on, admit it, it was disco by another name...

Then she started believing her own hype. She became too self-important and self-involved; she was a Superstar! She actually requested (God’s honest truth) that the staff of, the then new station, MTV not look directly at her face. What an asshole. Wait, upon reflection, her asshole must have more aesthetic appeal than her face.

Truth or Dare, the documentary, pretty much confirmed that the woman lacked any depth as a person. She showed us just how shallow, superficial, one-dimensional and way too in love with herself she’d become—and those were her good traits! The best thing about this movie was Julie Brown’s spoof of it, Dare to be Truthful. Ms. Brown’s wicked portrayal of Madonna is nothing short of brilliant.

Madonna became the master of media manipulation, still is. But let’s ponder this: has she ever used her media savvy to promote anything but herself? Has she ever supported a cause that wasn’t self-serving?

I will admit that on occasion she did promote the AIDS cause way back when people wore the AIDS ribbon to awards ceremony. How many years ago was that? And she might do charity work that has not been made public. But that is not the point of this post. She had the power to get people to rally for a cause, to bring it to the awareness of the world and work to have global injustices exposed. You know, sort of the way she worked tirelessly to have every body part she possesses spread out in her birthday suit for her sex book.

Bono, Princess Diana, and Angelina Jolie are just a few who have used their immense power to make the world a better place. And the Material Girl? The soulless skank is presently promoting, what else? Madonna. This woman is an empty vessel with nothing to give. You’d think that all that yoga and kabbalah would have kicked in by now.

Skanky, perhaps you can look into getting the soul that you traded in for fame back. In the meantime, please, for god’s sake, put some clothes on. We’ve seen enough.

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23 comment(s):

Blogger Aggie said...

Ewwww - Barbie Pink and RED hair. Eek she clashes. I have a colour migraine already! HELP - she needs help!

4/10/2006 03:05:00 PM  

Blogger Gun_Wielding_Bitch said...

OK so 80's Madonna was cool 'cause she showed it was ok for girls to kick ass. 90's Madonna tried to be cool by giving up ass (A FRICKIN' LOT) and 2000's madonna is old trying to be young. I'm not impressed.

Sure, she might have a great body (due to personal chef and trainer, rich bitch) but you can park a station wagon in her va-jay-jay!(Last word was for Gray's Anatomy fans.)

P.S. Leotards & fake British accents suck!

4/10/2006 03:30:00 PM  

Anonymous Tart said...

Yeah, I'm so over the 70s hair and leotards - I love that some are calling her 'Vadge' (in the UK she's known as Madge, so some snarky bloggers are calling her Vadge cos of her love of leotards) LMAO.

But, I still love her music. Her latest album is very cool. I never looked up to her and have never expected her to be a humanitarian or goodwill ambassador. Personally, I just want her to make good music that rocks.

4/10/2006 06:44:00 PM  

Blogger kb said...

Rock on - your site peaked my interest. You bitches are wicked funny =) I will be back.

4/10/2006 07:39:00 PM  

Blogger Bawdy Babe said...

anyone know whats up w/ her droopy left eyelid? looks like a blotched surgery to me. hope someone has the dirt on this one.

4/10/2006 08:10:00 PM  

Blogger Bawdy Babe said...

Tart, you disappointment me. I didn't imply said she should be good will ambassador aka jolie. but for heaven's sake women, do something! does anyone know if she is donating any of the proceeds from her children's book for child causes?

this reminds me of the quote "to whom much is given, much is expected".... 20 years later, still waiting.

4/10/2006 08:17:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

fearing being dismembered by Bawdy lol I have to say madonna's body rocks! I mean, she's what, like 105? and the only thing droopy about her are her eyelids, or maybe she was just stoned in that pic? lol

Anyway, I like that she keeps reinventing herself and hasn't let age deter her career.

With that said, she's a selfish bitch! She could be doing so much. It's sad how artists get to the top and think that after they get there they don't owe anything.

And really, how much would it take her to help a worthy cause? A phone call here and there, have her publicicst schedule some appearances, her accountants write up some checks, and take a picture with a starving kid here and there. lol She could probably do that in her sleep!

4/10/2006 08:41:00 PM  

Blogger Bawdy Babe said...

take a pic a token starving kid! yeah, thats the ticket! oh trollop, you slay me.

4/10/2006 09:01:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Well, you know. That's what celebrities do!!! lol They are always in pics with starving little boys :/

b/c let's be honest here, can't they buy them some clothes first? They should start the charity there, getting those poor children something to wear, and maybe something to eat that isn't that pasty white thingy they're always eating in the commercials.


4/10/2006 09:09:00 PM  

Blogger Bawdy Babe said...

honey, wasn't stone throwing at all. thought you were funny as shit. and you are right about dressing up the shabby kids w/ dirty faces and hair. had never thought of it before. you make a most excellent point.

4/10/2006 09:39:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Bawdy, lol good. Was all day working in excel, doing some merger and financial statements crap so a little drugged up lol. :P Just re-read what you wrote.

KB, tks. Welcome aboard and post often! :D

4/10/2006 11:32:00 PM  

Anonymous Tart said...

You know who has the worse wonky eye? Parasite Hilton! Ugh. She is so skanky. I'd rate her lower than Madonna. At least Madonna has some talent, Parasite Hilton has nada. Zip. Zilch.

4/11/2006 01:30:00 AM  

Blogger rebelheart said...

With Madonna is like hate her or you love her!I haven't decided yet...I own almost all her albums,I think she has done some cool stuff,but still I haven't decided!No doubts she is one of the greatest icons of these last 20 years!

4/11/2006 05:10:00 AM  

Blogger bodhi said...

isn't she like...old now? I mean she's got to be like 65. She sure looks nice for her age,tho

4/13/2006 06:14:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you people are all jealous assholes.
But,thats the way it is!
Someone makes a name for them selves,& whats next?
Madonna, you go girl!
If i had the money she has made,
i would be greedy too!
There is no law stating that you have to do this,& that,or give your money away just because you become famous.
PLEASE,worry about your own life,
& quit degrading others.
You may find that life is much better!

P.S. And NO! Madonna is not 65 yrs old.Shes only in her early 40's.
She's still a young'un!

4/14/2006 11:16:00 PM  

Blogger Bawdy Babe said...

madonna is 48. she may have money, but she has no soul. no law saying you have to give away money if you are rich. but very telling of who she is that she doesn't. kinda interesting for someone who pushes spirituality thru kabala and yoga. and the i wouldn't be dissing madonna if she would just get the fuck out of my face and stop promoting herself. 20 years is MORE than enough.

4/15/2006 05:26:00 PM  

Blogger Bawdy Babe said...

oh and by the way anonymous, i would respect your opinion more if you used your real name and didn't hide behind "anonymous." Coward.

4/15/2006 05:28:00 PM  

Anonymous morris said...

My suggestion is if you don't like what you see, stop looking at it.

4/16/2006 10:45:00 AM  

Blogger Bawdy Babe said...

good suggestion morris, when you find the planet that is madonna promotion free, you let me know.

4/16/2006 12:48:00 PM  

Blogger Gun_Wielding_Bitch said...

Bawdy, I love you. You are a bitch after my own bitchy heart.

"Anonymous" you chicken shit! I make fun of everyone, rich or poor, famous or not. Everyone is subject to my bitch-E-ness! I don't play favorites. Madonna has sucked for a long time now. Get over it. And while you are getting over it, stick that soap box back up where it came from. Is that why you are so up tight?

Morris, this is a bitches forum. We talk about shit and we bitch about shit. If we didn't look, we wouldn't be able to BITCH and that would ruin our fun. If you don't like our bitching, take your Pamprin lovin', hippie, love all ass elsewhere!

Ms. McBitcherton!

4/18/2006 04:09:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Bawdy, you rock my face off!!! -err, not sure exactly what that means, but I think it's good lol heard my little cousin saying that the other day- Anyway, so true.

GWB ohhh that's so sweet of you to defend us *grin* but really there's no need. We allow everyone to voice their opinion, regardless if they agree with us or not. I don't agree with either Morris or Anon, but they're both welcomed to share their thoughts with us...


4/18/2006 06:26:00 PM  

Anonymous Reese said...

Tina Turner is sexier than Madonna??? Are you all off your fucking gobs??? Tina Turner looks like a fucking gorilla, guys. Get with the program.

Madonna lives by her own rules and makes apologies to NO ONE. Show some respect. Y'all are setting back the cause here and you don't even know it.

And who gives a damn what causes she does or doesn't promote. That's her business.

p.s. I think those leotards look wicked cool. Let's see y'all in shaking your asses in tights at the age of 47. Hmm. I didn't think so.

4/20/2006 08:13:00 PM  

Anonymous edmund said...

Tina Turner looking like a Gorilla!!??? What a load of nonsense, that woman is beautiful and she's aging gracefully, probably the sexiest sexagenarian around, not a heck of a lot. I don't have issues with Madonna though, I think she also looks awesome but I think she might need help if she wants to stay looking young by the time she reaches the QUEEN OF ROCK'S age(67). You know what they say BLACK DON'T CRACK!!

11/25/2006 05:40:00 PM