Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Come win a Trollopy-Harloty favor *g*

Hullo, beloved readers. Did you guys vote already? If the answer is yes, then GREEAATT! If the answer is not yet, what the hell are you waiting for?! It only takes a minute and it’s not rocket science, people (though Trollop did have a bit of a hard time, the poor thing). :P

Anyway, as that heathen Trollop announced yesterday, the bee-yoo-tiful creatures who forward us their “proof of vote” are qualified for our raffle (as a bribe thank you, of course *wink*). I don’t know about you guys, but when I join any raffle, I make it a point to find out exactly what it is I’m vying for. What? Surprise? Oh, fuck surprises! Am I going to get a hunka-hunka beef o’lurve in the mail or not?** Because ya know, I don’t want him suffocating in there, dying while waiting for my lovin’!

Now, we’ll be giving away two fantabulous prizes. Oh good lord, not Britney’s new baby. :/ More mind—er, figure friendly than that LOL. What are we giving away then, you ask?

Whoever wins our raffle will get:
  • Susan Elizabeth Phillips’ “Stars/Bonners” series, yay! This includes paperback copies of: It Had to Be You, Heaven Texas, Nobody’s Baby but Mine, Dream a Little Dream, This Heart of Mine, and Match Me If You Can.
Whoever sends us the most number of entries*** will win (drum rolls, please!):
  • Brenda Joyce’s “Deadly” series! This includes uber shiny copies of: Deadly Love, Deadly Pleasure, Deadly Affairs, Deadly Desire, Deadly Caress, Deadly Promise, Deadly Illusions, and Deadly Kisses. Imagine all that Calder Hart! Even the insatiable me would be satisfied for a month or two LOL. BUT not only that...
  • We’ll also include a set of bookmarks with different purrty Book Bitches designs. And yes, you can’t get them anywhere else since I’ll be making those myself. (Unlike Trollop who can’t draw more than a stick figure, I’m kinda good with artsy stuff. *ahem* :P)
So anymore questions? Huh? Of course it doesn’t come with money back guarantee! Geesh.

*Deadline for entries is on Sunday, September 17.
**Um, no one’s getting that. Well, you see, I was being a good bitch and “tried” him first—to make sure he’s, er, in good condition; but after our session, well, he begged to stay with me. :/ What am I to do then? I’m not that heartless, ya know.
***That includes any vote you forward directly, be it yours, or anyone else that voted through you. Make sure you put in the subject line the nick you use to comment in blog or else we’ll never know who the hell you are LOL.

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28 comment(s):

Blogger Jordis said...

Oh, great prizes! Now I hope I win. LOL Though I've never read Brenda Joyce. Is she any good?

9/13/2006 01:32:00 PM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

So, you're saying I can get a bookmark of a naked guy if I pass your e-mail to say tons of my friends and customer and they all vote?

At the very least. I mean, if I am going to be lifting my fingers for anything other than masturbating, I should be rewarded, shouldn't I?

I mean, think of all that effort!

9/13/2006 01:35:00 PM  

Blogger C Bradshaw said...

I want those SEP books. I need to replace my old copies. LOL

9/13/2006 03:23:00 PM  

Blogger Gatxan said...

I'm going to register to sooooooooo many hotmail accounts... :)

9/13/2006 04:02:00 PM  

Blogger Lola Lovegood said...

I already have 6 votes to my name. Calder Hart here I come!

9/13/2006 04:10:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

Awesome! Not that I ever win anything anyway!

9/13/2006 05:41:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Lola, you have six already? Damn. Now I have to send more too! LOL

9/13/2006 05:46:00 PM  

Blogger maximo said...

criminy. that looks complicated.

9/13/2006 06:05:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Ok I just voted again. Girls, you better win! :P

9/13/2006 06:06:00 PM  

Blogger superstar said...

jost a good life

9/13/2006 06:14:00 PM  

Blogger Mailyn said...

Totally cool of you guys to be doing this. I did vote for you guys! But I won't enter since, I do believe, these are all contemps.

Good luck! :-)

9/13/2006 06:50:00 PM  

Blogger Angel Jamie said...

oh great! i forwarded three proofs last night but i didn't mention my nick! lol i was in such a hurry i forgot to.. for sure Harlot will claim those three accounts now! boo hoo!!

9/13/2006 08:34:00 PM  

Anonymous Cora said...

I've voted but where do I send the proof? Gosh, I want those SEP books so I need to vote more! Argh!

I enjoy reading in Spanish though. It reminded me of my low grades in Spanish haha! :)

9/13/2006 09:25:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Those Brenda Joyce books are historicals. With one of the most fuckable heroes EVAH. *sigh* No vampires though. LOL

What a horrible, horrible thing to suggest! Hmp. (Now, my votes are less than 3. :/)

Hey gorgeous. You can forward them here: ;)

9/13/2006 09:40:00 PM  

Blogger Lily Moon said...

Just voted! Btw I tried to vote again with another email account but it won't let me. :(

9/13/2006 10:16:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Lily, that happened to me too! I have four accounts and when it was my second time to vote, even using a different name, it didn't let me. :/

I think to be sure use a different nickname :P but actually, this one's the one that did the trick for me. After you see that pop-up window thanking you for voting (step 6), AFTER clicking "cerrar ventana" i just close the site. But on top of the list, below the banner, you'll see this:

Bienvenid@ yourname [salir]

Click [salir] to logout. Then close window and start with a new one. :D Hope that makes sense LOL. I suck at giving instructions!

9/13/2006 10:44:00 PM  

Blogger Lola Lovegood said...

Hi ladies,

I justlinked the instructions in my site so my whole family and friends can vote!

Best of luck to you guys, and to me! =P Calder I'm getting warmer baby!

9/13/2006 11:01:00 PM  

Blogger Barking Up Trees said...

g. digs u the most.. !

9/13/2006 11:07:00 PM  

Blogger Nikky said...

ok, so I will go vote... but I wanted to say, Monday is September 18th (It's my birfday, so I should just win the uber wonderful prizes anyway!)

9/13/2006 11:11:00 PM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

niiiiice :)

Dakota :)

9/14/2006 01:10:00 AM  

Blogger Tisty said...

Look Ok I'm going to vote, but it is going to take me some time. I'll have to get into my zen mode if I'm to even have a chance of following SPANISH instruction. I struggle in English. This is v cruel. Still it is for a good cause....

9/14/2006 03:54:00 AM  

Anonymous Lindsey said...

Best of luck BBs!

9/14/2006 04:14:00 AM  

Blogger We Three said...

Yah, same thing happened when We Three tried to each vote. Would only let one of us do it. Yeesh!
Will keep trying though.

9/14/2006 04:23:00 AM  

Blogger Mailyn said...

Those Brenda Joyce books are historicals. With one of the most fuckable heroes EVAH. *sigh* No vampires though. LOL

LMAO! Maybe I should enter again. I only like 4599756465 emails! Don't ask. They are leftovers for when I used to run as many sites. LOL.

9/14/2006 10:27:00 AM  

Blogger Natalie said...

I’ve been a long long, long, long time lurker of the book bitches, but hey I thought that I had better come out of lurkdom to vote for you guys as I love your site; it always manages to put a HUGE grin on my face (ok so the chance to win great prizes never entered my mind!!) Good luck with the contest I’ll keep my fingers crossed that you win.


9/14/2006 01:48:00 PM  

Blogger Sherry said...

Hola BB's

I just used all of my emails to vote for you guys but it seems as though I won't be winning for the most votes as I've recently cut my accts. down to five. I hope that you guys win though!

Amor y Abrazos

9/15/2006 12:30:00 AM  

Blogger Petra said...

BBs, just voted again for you! I think I have four already. :P

9/15/2006 10:30:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Thanks you guys. :) For those who haven't voted yet, you can still vote till Sunday! :P

9/15/2006 05:17:00 PM