Remember that time we South Parkified ourselves? Well, now we’re going to Simpsonize you, TBB bunnies. *g*

Looky at what I did for Trollop and me; aren’t we bitchingly uber cute? :D Trollop used to do some popstar gig years ago. She can’t sing, mind you—but hey, neither can Paris and that loopy Britney. Just be thankful there are no photos of Trollop’s “kitty” going around the internet. :/

That’s moi with the barrel (oh, shut up! *hmph*) when my leisure time was spent stalking Brad Pitt and trespassing his house and nicking his briefs loving Papa Brad. (Ahh, those were the days... *lesigh*) Once, I stripped nekkid and crawled on his bed to await his return when some hoochie mama sicked the dogs on me! I KNOW—the neeeerve! Thank Xenu I did a superb landing in the bushes after jumping from the second-floor window. Crazy bitch almost killed me, I tell you! :@

Er, anyhoodles, click here to be zapped by monocular aliens, transforming into a 2D, yellow Simpsons-esque version of yourself. Then you guys (that includes you, lurkers!) send us your own creations and I will post them tomorrow. Enjoy, and then email me, baby. *wink*


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