20 things I hate about Trollop
How exactly do I hate Trollop? Oh, let me count the ways...
I hate that she leaves chats without saying goodbye. Grrr.
I hate that she does things for people who can fucking do it themselves! (I DESPISE those fuckers who keep popping up and asking her for stuff. What? Too stupid to think/do it yourselves?!?)
I hate that she doesn’t know how to let go, worries about things she knows she has no control of. (Comes with wanting to be a dominatrix, I suppose.)
I hate that she can cook anything—and I mean anything—even when she’s not prepared and there’s not enough time.
I hate that she lives far away from me.
I hate that she works too much.
I hate that she gives too much.
I hate that she gives the best advice.
I hate that she is usually right.
I hate that she has the ability to make me worry when I’m the Queen of I-Don’t-Care Land.
I hate that she knows what I’m thinking, even before I say what’s on my mind.
I hate that she knows what I’m feeling, even when I say “I’m okay, babe,” she knows it’s a lie.
I hate that she is nice to people who don’t even deserve her smiles.
I hate that when she’s sad, she makes me sad too.
I hate that she can make me laugh even when I cry.
I hate that she doesn’t always see the great things in herself.
I hate that compared to what she has achieved I haven’t done enough out of my life.
I hate that she makes me want to be a better person, and I’m forced to do it too because if I don’t, I’ll look like a loser when we stand side by side.
I hate that, no matter what happens, even without me, she’ll always do fine.
I hate that, even with all the breath, smiles and tears of all my life, I’m only going to be second best Book Bitch, yet still makes me love her with all my might.
I hate that she leaves chats without saying goodbye. Grrr.
I hate that she does things for people who can fucking do it themselves! (I DESPISE those fuckers who keep popping up and asking her for stuff. What? Too stupid to think/do it yourselves?!?)
I hate that she doesn’t know how to let go, worries about things she knows she has no control of. (Comes with wanting to be a dominatrix, I suppose.)
I hate that she can cook anything—and I mean anything—even when she’s not prepared and there’s not enough time.
I hate that she lives far away from me.
I hate that she works too much.
I hate that she gives too much.
I hate that she gives the best advice.
I hate that she is usually right.
I hate that she has the ability to make me worry when I’m the Queen of I-Don’t-Care Land.
I hate that she knows what I’m thinking, even before I say what’s on my mind.
I hate that she knows what I’m feeling, even when I say “I’m okay, babe,” she knows it’s a lie.
I hate that she is nice to people who don’t even deserve her smiles.
I hate that when she’s sad, she makes me sad too.
I hate that she can make me laugh even when I cry.
I hate that she doesn’t always see the great things in herself.
I hate that compared to what she has achieved I haven’t done enough out of my life.
I hate that she makes me want to be a better person, and I’m forced to do it too because if I don’t, I’ll look like a loser when we stand side by side.
I hate that, no matter what happens, even without me, she’ll always do fine.
I hate that, even with all the breath, smiles and tears of all my life, I’m only going to be second best Book Bitch, yet still makes me love her with all my might.
Labels: trollop and harlot’s stuff
Oh babe, i forgot to include this. Should be 21st on my list:
I hate it when you think Raoul is yours, when we both know he is MINE, you evil woman!!!
6/22/2006 01:37:00 PM
LMAO! HARLOT- You will NEVER be second best in my book! From where I am standing you are right there side by side! "I love you man!" (what movie was that from? Probably some bad 80's flick...)
I have to say she DOES do the chat thing and NOT just to you. You will be going along fine, talking away and all of a sudden NOTHING! Just silence, you can call out, you can "buzz" her and still... static... then she comes back as if she did not miss a moment and half the time mid-sentance so you have to think back to figure out wtf you were talking about. Maybe she has narcalepsy and doesn't know. LMAO I have found that just not chatting with her does the trick. LMAO JUUUUUUST kidding! Speaking of which I need to catch one of you here soon, never an easy feat since I have been trying since like 1982 I think to catch you. I have what we discussed like six months ago for you! :) (yes you really DO need smilies, I feel like it is 1997 EM in here! LMAO)
6/22/2006 01:53:00 PM
Awww, Harlot that's wonderful. Trollop, I hope everything went okay with your thing this morning. :)
6/22/2006 02:03:00 PM
aaawwwwww. That was lovely and a nice change for me to see a blog with some positive ju-ju's.
Know what I hate about her? That she's so damned cute. LOLLOL
But I kinda dig her too :)
Dakota :)
6/22/2006 04:04:00 PM
Awww that's lovely. :)
Trollop, hope things are better. :D
6/22/2006 04:26:00 PM
Awwwww...
I think you're both lucky to have each other. It's not everyday you find someone you "hate" this much. LOL ;)
6/22/2006 05:08:00 PM
Longer, brighter days ahead for all of us. And here's to your friendship, Harlot and Trollop - friendship like yours are gold.
6/22/2006 05:15:00 PM
Oh, that's lovely. :)
Cheers to you both!
6/22/2006 06:43:00 PM
Trollop,
You can cook anything? Anything at all? What about lobster/shrimp lasagna in a white wine and parseley sauce? LOL Had that in Jamaica once and have tried to make it mysekf to no avail!
Harlot,
I am sure Trollop hates you too! ;-)
Petra,
I know who the mantittie people are, but who are the other two? Curious... (if it's top-secret or will start a fight it's better if you don't tell me) :-)
6/22/2006 08:32:00 PM
I didn't know we have a Harlot appreciation day. *sniff* And i am not a bunny killer!!! Grrr
Lola,
Trollop can even make a bread with that loster/shrimp lasagna (YUM!) of yours. From scratch. Bruschetta(sp?) even if you want. Uh-hmm. ;)
6/22/2006 08:38:00 PM
yeah, you guys are really classy :)
DC :)
6/22/2006 09:10:00 PM
Awwwww.... so sweet! A great friendship always deserves a celebration. So for you both and this wonderful blog, big salute!
BTW Trollop, I love bruschettas. :D
6/22/2006 09:14:00 PM
Hola! Greetings from Chile.
Great blog.
6/22/2006 10:21:00 PM
Harlot, this was great post.
Re: cooking. Trollop have you tried that portabella/feta/pasta dish I emailed you?
HM, will you share your meatball recipe?
6/23/2006 12:03:00 AM
Great post. T-girl..."I love you man" got really mainstream after Wayne's World came out :)
~hehe
6/23/2006 05:32:00 AM
YES! THAT is what I was thinking of, it was a Miller (may have been Coors though not sure) commercial I think back in the 90's!
Thanks guys! I need all the help I can get!
6/23/2006 02:36:00 PM
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