Friday, June 2, 2006

All by myself


BF is away for the weekend in one of the most exotically beautiful islands with the best beaches here in our country. He’s sleeping now after a day of paragliding and scuba diving. Yeah, without me. *sniff* Now, in addition to that, Trollop just left for a much needed weekend vacation. In a little while, she’ll be jet-skiing and dancing the hula. Uh-hmm, without me. *sniff* So you see, not only am I here alone without my BF, I don’t have my Trollop too! *weeping* The injustice!


You know... *blows my nose then sniffles* now that I think about it, they probably planned this together to punish/torture me. I mean, they both think I always do something wrong—even if, I swear, it’s not ALWAYS my fault! Sure it’s me who “attracts the freaks” and in some way “causes havoc” (Trollop’s words), but I never mean to cause any harm—really! And, well, yeah, yeah, I’m the one who killed the bunnies (BF’s gift), but I didn’t mean to. :/ Besides, we all know they died of natural causes anyway (I stand with my belief they were bitten by a poisonous evil bug!).


I don’t know why they do this to me. *sniff* If truth be told, I’m the best girlfriend to the both of them, those ungrateful meanies! Hmph! It’s not fair that even when they were just leaving, they both still thought I’ll do something bad when they’re not around. Look at how our conversations went (grr!):

Yesterday, before BF left...

BF: No wild parties while I’m away.
Harlot: Nope.
BF: Now tell me you’ll miss me.
Harlot: You’ll miss me. *g*
BF: (Er, too scandalous to be mentioned here. :P)
Harlot: Okay. *grinning like an idiot* I will, baby.


Today, before Trollop left...

Trollop: No wanker parties again!
Harlot: Nope.
Trollop: Babe, BEHAVE.
Harlot: I will. *innocent eyes*
Trollop: *looking at me suspiciously*
Harlot: I will, I will! Geesh.

See what I have to live with?! Tell me, which of my very OBEDIENT answers translate to trouble??? Seriously, I’m not the devil’s spawn here who despicably left to have fun WITHOUT ME! Grrr...


I know, I’m rambling LOL. *breathe* Alright, I better stop and do some work. I should finish all of them now; best not to have any distractions later while thinking of ways to make some people feel extremely guilty. Hmm, where’s that damn list again? Oh, there it is. Let’s see...
  • Set up Karen Hawkin’s interview for this coming Monday.
  • Set up BBC selection for June.
  • Set up party for wanker.
  • If asked, deny any knowledge of said party.
  • If get caught, play innocent. (Must practice this, just in case.)
  • If that didn’t work, blame it on the party goers, corruptors of innocent girls such as myself.


Wow, wanker is fast LOL. He really likes me, apparently. :P Anyway, since our lovely wanker is already here, listen up, you guys, and I want to make this very clear: BF and Trollop better not find out about this because, if I get in trouble, I swear I will take you all down with me!!! *angelic smile*

Good. Now that we’ve all agreed, what are you all waiting for? Pass around the tequila!

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40 comment(s):

Blogger Aggie said...

Harlot: Thanks for my share of the Tequila - very tasty, especially when smothered in salt, lemon ... & the worm in nutella? Of course, I will drink the most and get the worm ... and he is a very cute nekked Black & white 'smouldering eyes' worm too.
I love these wanker parties!
I'm in heaven! *Sigh*

6/02/2006 07:23:00 PM  

Anonymous Linka said...

Hmm, don't know what a wanker party is, but, dude, you KILLED the bunnies?! How could you?! Poor bunnies. :-(

Recently bought and read "All Through the Night" as par your reccomendation. I loved it! I read it in less than 3 days, it was that good. I couldn't bear to put it down except I had to because it was getting late and I had to sleep.

Btw, it's weird to me that the naked man in your pics has a smooth chest and hairy armpits. It's quite the contradition. *shrug* I like his eyes, they're pretty intense!

6/02/2006 08:01:00 PM  

Anonymous vanessa said...

OMG he's back! Sigh.

I love this wanker. LOL

6/02/2006 08:21:00 PM  

Blogger C Bradshaw said...

Aggie, I'm with you. I love these wanker parties. :P

Harlot, we promose not to tell. Besides, Trollop will understand. He's too yummy! Drool.

6/02/2006 08:33:00 PM  

Anonymous Vixen said...

Harlot, you are so lovely to throw us a "Wanker Party"!

I have no problem taking some of the blame on this, it's well worth it!

Thanks for a great start to my weekend! :P

6/02/2006 08:45:00 PM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

The wanker's back! And we're having another party woohoo!!!!

Pass me that tequila, Vixen. So, do we each get to take a shot with yummy wanker? LOL

6/02/2006 08:56:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

Oh my... I knew there's a reason why I'm here even if it's Friday night, LOL.

Is this how this works? Passing the tequila? Ok, I'm next Danielle! And pass me some of those lemons too. I would love a shot with wanker myself. :P

Great pics Harlot! :D

6/02/2006 09:21:00 PM  

Anonymous rosalinda said...

Sigh. Petra, give me a shot too.

Boy, I love this guy... I would love to do all kind of dirty things to him. LOL

By the way, Harlot, i read Karen Hawkins. She's funny! I'll be looking forward to your interview. :)

6/02/2006 09:49:00 PM  

Blogger Helena said...

Yummy - Tequila
Yummy - Hottie Naked Babe
Yummy - Long Weekend here in N.Z.
Yummy - Wanker Party
Yummy - we won't tell on you
blame it on Aggie! After all the
early bird catches the worm - why not the BLAME too?

6/02/2006 10:01:00 PM  

Anonymous kat said...

OMG hot hot wanker!

Sigh, what a great way to start the weekend. :)

6/02/2006 10:30:00 PM  

Blogger nica ha said...

what's all this talk of shots with him? it's more like body shots!!! lol

6/03/2006 12:25:00 AM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Can't believe wanker is back, LOL. Where has he been hiding all these time? Sigh.

My favourite's got be the last one. He was like, come here to me. LOL


6/03/2006 01:30:00 AM  

Anonymous noni said...

Harlot, love the pictures. Really, who is this guy? So hot LOL! I promise not to tell on you. :P

Linka, I also read "All Through the Night" after Harlot and Trollop recommended it on the sidebar. OMG, I loved it! Don't you just love Jack, sigh. It's now one of my favorite romances together with "Paradise" (Judith Mc Naught) and "Dreaming of You" (Lisa Kleypas). :)

6/03/2006 01:53:00 AM  

Anonymous bea bee said...

Oh my gawd!!!

Thanks for a good Saturday night. :D

6/03/2006 03:05:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

How could anyone resist those eyes? Sigh. Come to momma!

6/03/2006 03:24:00 AM  

Anonymous hehesnort said...

One of these days I'm going to get fired for going on this website! I somehow think that my (female) boss would understand though. No worries about being alone for the weekend though. My bf and bf left me for the weekend too. I immediately went out and got some wine, bubble bath, ingredients for peanut butter marshmallow squares and a new book. I've pretty much got the weekend all planned our...oh! and I got some suntan lotion too. Hopefully I'll be bronzed and beautiful for the bf's return!
Hope your weekend goes well too!

6/03/2006 04:59:00 AM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

And he's back. LOL

Harlot, I'm sure you'll find a lot of things to do while your BF's away. A fun girl like you always know how to kill the threatening boredom. ;)

Hope your weekend will still be a good one.

6/03/2006 07:33:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...


So happy to see you here, ent! :D

Told ya. :P Am glad you loved the book. It's one of my keepers. I LOVE that one. And Connie Brockway is amazing. Are you reading more of her?

I know what you mean about the smooth chest LOL. I don't like thatches/thickets/pelts or rug of a chesthair, ACK! But some would be nice. ;)

6/03/2006 08:06:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...


Peanut butter marshmallow squares?!? You think you can just say that and actually leave??? You better come back and tell us the ingredients! :P

Have plans of course. ;) Actually just got home from shopping LOL. Bought some new books and a new dress that will make BF beg, that jerk. *sniff*

Later, will read. Of course i always have my Nutella to comfort me when BF or Trollop, or in this case BOTH, hmp, are being meanies.

Hope you have a good weekend too!

6/03/2006 08:13:00 AM  

Blogger HOTMAMA said...

Harlot, what a doll you are to host a wanker party for us!

Because tequila leaves a very bad taste in my mouth, I've brought a very dry, ice cold bubbly :P

And look who came too...darling Raoul (because you know when the cat's away ...and all that!)It'll be our secret, shhh...You may all give him a chaste kiss on the cheek, the rest is mine for the duration :P

So let the wankin begin :D

Btw, love Karen Hawkins. Just bought her new release and have all her others.

6/03/2006 11:08:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

I'm sorry, but that's not Raoul. You see, even though MY Raoul would like to spend time with me, he can't come to this party. Just for the girl, you see. ;)

And yes, Raoul's MINE. :P Oh, excuse me, he's calling me now. LOL. Later, chicas!

6/03/2006 11:31:00 AM  

Blogger HOTMAMA said...

Oh, my mistake Harlot lol. I thought Trollop was Mistress and commander of Raoul/Cal. Hmmm...Ok. How about if I invite Josh/Phin for my own wankin? Bec, this wanker, although nicely arranged here, doesn't...quite.. well, um, anyway...;) So, what books did you get? :P

6/03/2006 12:32:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Nope. I am. LOL I saw him first. The only reason Trollop knows him is because of me. ;) Yep. I'm the Harlot around here, haven't you heard? LOL Plus, Raoul loves ME. Uh-huh.

Oh, i got some good books:
LA CUCINA - Lily Prior
BOOKENDS - Jane Green
THE TEA ROSE - Jennifer Donnelly (2nd copy)

But really, loving the new dress. *sigh* Now, i have to go back shopping ASAP to buy matching shoes! :P

6/03/2006 01:30:00 PM  

Anonymous jordis said...

Oh man, how could I miss the wanker's party?!

Damn, he's so fine. He's looking at me like he's begging me to jump on the bed with him. I'm coming, darling, I'm coming!

6/03/2006 01:39:00 PM  

Anonymous theboy said...

Thanks ladies for loaning me to Aggie for her Hot Sundae feature. I had a really, really hot time. Please send me there again, anytime you like.

6/03/2006 07:43:00 PM  

Anonymous Linka said...


I got Brockway's Rose Hunter series. But currently, I'm reading the In Death series, which is like a futuristic version of the Deadly series. They're uncannily similar what with the law enforcement female lead, her mega-rich hopelessly devoted businessman lover, and the asshole chief. It's all the same except I like NR's writing style better than BJ's stilted and abrupt sentences.

And yes, really hairy chests, I daresay, are not attractive. I swear some of those pelts could make entire sweaters. There should be a charity: donate your man-pelts to make clothing for the poor.

6/03/2006 07:44:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Boy, i'm sure Aggie treated you nice with all the sundae and a good lick. ;)

Didn't like NR. :S Well i've only read one so i can't really give much opinion especially when she has like a gazillion books LOL. Also, i've yet to read her writing as JD Robb, which people say is better.

Donate your man-pelts for clothing?! Is this why men in book covers have no hair ANYWHERE in their bodies (except on their heads of course, with all that flowing mane *snort*) even if in the book, the author continuously mentions the hero's thatches of chesthair? *confused*

6/03/2006 10:27:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

Harlot, I also noticed the same thing. The hero could be described as someone hairy like an ape yet still appear hairless on the cover. LOL

6/03/2006 10:59:00 PM  

Anonymous Vixen said...

Harlot, a friend just gave me "Bookends" by JG. She loved it. Have you read Jemima J by JG? That is a great book!

6/03/2006 11:56:00 PM  

Anonymous Vixen said...

Oh, almost forgot, I feel the need to stake my claim. Although Phin, "Wanker" and others have been most delicious.


6/03/2006 11:58:00 PM  

Anonymous Linka said...

I've never read any NR book also...just finished Naked in Death though. Liked her characters...the mystery even had a twist, the plot is kind of violent though for romance (although it's technically classified as mystery), but probably not so violent as most mystery stories.

About the man covers...well, the cover characters rarely look as they're described anyway, even when you get down to such basic characteristics as the hero and heroine's hair color. And the people that are usually on the cover are never as attractive as I imagine them, so I prefer no people.

6/03/2006 11:59:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

I don't have JEMIMA J but i've read BABYVILLE. It's okay. People say that JJ is Ms. Green's best book though.

I shouldn't be saying this LOL, but er, one of the authors coming by for our interview, well, i think you can ask her for some JEMIMA J questions if you have some. *wink*

This Chef Brian is very popular with the ladies. Trollop and i should really track him down and drag him here LOL.

Not sure if i'll be reading any NR soon LOL. But i'm glad you liked her.

I prefer no poeple on my covers too, thank you. I'd rather have just boring plain letters than a girl giving the hero a tit-fuck. :S

6/04/2006 12:09:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Okay, posting this from tagboard so my Trollop will see. She'll be happy that people, and wanker LOL, learned from her article. Am proud. *sniff*

3 Jun 06, 08:22 AM
Harlot: Tagboard is next to wanker pic 3, which is my fave. :heart: He's so cute! He looks like he's telling me, "come here, i'll ravish you." LOL

3 Jun 06, 06:58 PM
Hussy: I wonder Harlot if he can deliver the promise of great sex?

3 Jun 06, 06:59 PM
Hussy: Or maybe, he'll be a lousy lay because he's resting his laurels on his great looks...and it is great!

3 Jun 06, 07:43 PM
theboy: I always keep my promises ladies

3 Jun 06, 09:48 PM
Harlot: Hi Hussy! :D

3 Jun 06, 09:48 PM
Harlot: Well, boy, good for you. But you know, just because you're calling doesn't mean i'll come. *smile*

3 Jun 06, 11:21 PM
theboy: I think I could guarantee it - I've been reading up about G-spots on the BB's Blog - I'm armed with knowledge

3 Jun 06, 11:45 PM
Harlot: LOL, you dirty boy! You know, i meant, come to you. :P Well, i'm glad you learned a thing or two from that g-spot article. Practice that with someone else lucky then. ;)

4 Jun 06, 12:18 AM
theboy: That Raoul's a Lucky Man

4 Jun 06, 12:23 AM
Harlot: Why thank you. He is. :P

6/04/2006 12:27:00 AM  

Anonymous Vixen said...

OMG, Harlot! I swear you ladies are so freaking fabulous, hot/sexy naked men, authors we love. All stopping by, what more can a girl ask for?

Er, okay, I do have one more request...

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, with Nutella on top bring Naked Chef Brian over, or just send him here to me. As I am his and he is mine I will not share *acting like spoiled child*

6/04/2006 12:37:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Why thanks Vixen. :P Since i already gave hints, one more won't hurt LOL. Another BELOVED chic lit bestselling author is coming too. All i can say is, Trollop loves her more than anyone else i know. ;)

About Naked Brian, we'll try to drag him here, either with clothes or none at all LOL.

6/04/2006 12:49:00 AM  

Blogger Helena said...

Harlot: You don't know what you are turning down. He WORE Aggie out. (That's a first, I can tell you.) She's sending him over to my place for 'finishing off' as it were.
Err, now where did I put those fluffy handcuffs?

6/04/2006 12:49:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Oh LOL, hi Helena.

Well, good for Aggie! Wanker's very cute, but really, i have my Raoul. And i'm telling you, if it's up to him, i won't be leaving our bed. He always wore me out, i usually can't even remember my name. Yet still, he wants more. *sigh* :P

6/04/2006 01:03:00 AM  

Blogger C Bradshaw said...

OMG. Harlot, am I right in assuming two of the best chic lit authors are coming over?! WOOHOO!

6/04/2006 01:26:00 AM  

Anonymous hehesnort said...

Hey ladies,
I'm at work right now but I will look for my recipes when I go home and post some of my faves on here...or post them on my own blog and link it to you. I have some dandies...funny tho that I'm a diabetic and have some of the best sugary recipes I know of...yet another testament to the fact that I'm a giving person, and I must admit that I would give and give and give to soem of the hunnies you post on here ;)

6/04/2006 01:52:00 AM  

Anonymous mimi said...

Oh my, what a wonderful Sunday morning. :)

6/04/2006 08:23:00 AM