Anyhow, if you guys remember, just last March we posted how thrilled we were when, after only a short time (but many a hardship, I tell ya *sniff*), our purrty blog finally got its 50,000th reader! That was very exciting for us. *g* And now, only 2 months later, after Trollop’s current run-in with the law, you can just imagine how ecstatic we were when that number actually DOUBLED!!!! (Yep. Trollop and I are doing the salsa with Raoul. He, of course, is facing ME, has his eyes only for ME... his hands on my waist, almost no space between his yummy body and mine...)
Er, *sigh* where was I? (I have a fever but I’m actually getting hotter! LOL) Oh, yeah. Well, we sexy wenches have ample reasons to celebrate because WITHIN JUST 7 MONTHS, WE’VE ACTUALLY HAD 102,020 VISITORS!!! And still counting! YAYAYAYAY! I’m guessing it’s because (despite Trollop’s shortcomings) we continually present “fun, delightful and exceptional articles,” :P not to mention our occasional superb, topnotch eye candy. *wink* Right now, we have an average of 650 readers per day, and we are currently ranked at number 16,703 in Technorati over *gasp* 41,500,000 blogs!!!
Seriously, *weeping* Trollop and I are very proud of this and really, really happy. Really.** Especially when authors we enjoy are actually willing to be interviewed by a pair of crazy heathens like us LOL. (We shouldn’t be announcing this yet, but we can’t help it! Also, the stubborn one *ahem Trollop* insisted.) So, during the following weeks, we’ll be having an interview with a darling author who mostly writes funny and very sexy ebooks, a Green Beret, four beloved romance authors, one of the founders of the chic lit genre, and a world renowned New York Times bestseller whose words, “There are some men who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever,” I so totally agree with. Yep, we really try for you guys, you know?!
Actually, *blush* what we’re really trying to say here is: THANK YOU, our wonderful, lovely readers, from the bottom of our wicked little hearts, for visiting every day and posting your thoughts and comments. It humbles us that you like us, that you really, really like us. WE LUB Y’ALL! *sniff* (Except for those thieves who fucking steal our stuff/ideas without linking or even mentioning us, GRRRR! We know who you are, fuckers!)
Now, we’re breaking our little tradition by posting a treat only for the Gentlemen. Well, to have a balance of sorts after Friday’s glorious wanker. So, here’s for the boys, and also, for Traci from Ohio. :D
P.S. Trollop wants to remind you all that this month’s BBC discussion will start tomorrow. So for those who have yet to read Bel Canto by Ann Patchett, what the hell are you waiting for? It’s a fast/short read; after that, of course, PARTICIPATE AND POST, YOU LAZY BITCHES! Otherwise, wanker down there better satisfy you for a long time because I won’t be shelling out any eye candy for a while if people are too lazy to participate!!! *angelic smile* Now, if everyone does their job, you can count on me happily sharing another batch of sweet pics this coming weekend, featuring wanker himself. Yep. And let me tell you, unlike in those first ones, he’s not wearing pants there. *wink*
**People from different countries are actually enjoying our blog! There are those who found us through word of mouth, and then, there are the ones who searched and discovered us by typing “jamie fraser abusive fuck,” “nancy grace is a hillbilly,” “do me and give me hand sexy bitch,” and my fave, “how can you become a member of erotic spank without signing” LOL.