Sunday, March 26, 2006

Doing happy 50,000 dance!!!

I remember when Trollop and I would wipe each others’ tears of happiness because we were finally getting 50 readers per day (yep, that’s how we started). Actually, I remember our excitement when we hit 30 readers LOL, especially after we came upon this blog by a Singaporean girl who gets more readers than she and her obviously “photoshoped” pictures deserve. (I’m telling you, that girl can’t write to save her life—and she claims to be a contributor for some magazines? There must not be an editor in that mag, or else everyone who works there is a blind moron.)

In the beginning, our modest goal was to get 200 readers per day. We weren’t asking for much, right? Especially because we have excellent stuff LOL, not to mention first-rate but still, er, tasteful porn, if I may say so myself. *g*

We don’t know exactly when people started noticing of our fun, delightful and exceptional articles. :P But now, after Trollop’s rehab for nymphomania, Bawdy’s brush with the jungle law and Tart’s fainting spells (I still believe this is because of her meeting with Johnny Deep—not a misspell), we have surpassed our humble expectations on readership. Hit the bongos, Bawdy...

WE HAVE 51,280 READERS IN JUST UNDER FIVE MONTHS!!! We are now averaging of 550 visitors per day and that just makes the greedy Bitches in us very happy. *sniff* We are currently ranked in Technorati at number 45,816 out of *gasp* *shock* 31,300,000 blogs!!!

There are 1,560 links to our site in Yahoo! and 2,409 in MSN. We don’t know exactly how many links in Google we actually have, but when you google “book bitches,” we are on TOP, numero uno, baby! We are kicking many bitches asses *evil grin* including Guerrilla Girls: Bitches, Bimbos and Ballbreakers *gleeful laugh* and Bookworm Bitches! This makes us very, very proud—though we don’t really have any idea who those other bitches are LOL—still fun to be number one. :D

The Book Bitches THANK YOU, our wonderful readers, from the bottom of our wicked little hearts, for visiting every day and posting your thoughts and comments. It humbles us that you like us, that you really, really like us. As Britney Spears would say, LOVE Y’ALL! *sniff*

For our little tradition, here’s a treat for the Gentlemen:

Now (in addition with my locker room hotties below), here’s another one for the Ladies:

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20 comment(s):

Blogger Maddie said...


Congratulations Bitches!

3/26/2006 12:35:00 PM  

Blogger Malicious Strumpet said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Yes, I'm shallow. Yes, I'm okay with that. I am enlightened. Seriously. I think my retinas are injured. ;)

Congrats to the baddest 4 babes on the internet. Y'all ROCK!

3/26/2006 02:05:00 PM  

Anonymous Vixen said...

Congrats Bitches! You guys rock!

3/26/2006 03:49:00 PM  

Blogger Marg said...


3/26/2006 04:07:00 PM  

Anonymous Tart said...

LMAO...I know men can be hirsute, but to literally have a hair suit? Dude. Let me introduce you to Nair!

And yay for us! :P

3/26/2006 07:23:00 PM  

Blogger T-girl said...

OMG! I was going to say congrate and glad I could help but NOW... Now I am just going to run for the hills! LOL Thanks bitches I am BLIND! LOL

Ya'll rock!

3/26/2006 08:09:00 PM  

Blogger Alexa Nickels said...

Very nice blog..

Alexa Nickels
Earn Residual Income

3/26/2006 08:17:00 PM  

Blogger kupkake said...

Congratulations, ladies! Now excuse me while I totally barf! MJ w/ tits is just sooo wrong, so very, very wrong. If Hairy Suit Man went swimming, could we call him Aqua Ape?

3/26/2006 08:17:00 PM  

Blogger Angel Jamie said...

CONGRATULATIONS BITCHES!! keep the posts coming and i'll keep reading, i really enjoy ur site! :D

3/26/2006 09:59:00 PM  

Anonymous Helena said...

Oh - is this an experiment to try to find a way to turn a man into a teddy-bear?
Theres a ways to go yet girls if so. Sorry. Me No takee!

Congrats on the super-stats tho

3/27/2006 02:47:00 AM  

Blogger Aggie said...

Maybe Helena, you had better cast one of your little white magic spells to help this process out.
Great work BB's - Congrats all round.

3/27/2006 02:49:00 AM  

Blogger Dylan said...

That's great news guys!!! CONGRATS!! I'm so happy for you guys!!

3/27/2006 04:35:00 AM  

Blogger Bawdy Babe said...

thanks ya'll, sure the porn has more to do w/ our ratings than my ranting columns. oh the power of penis. sigh.

3/27/2006 07:47:00 AM  

Blogger Nika said...

Congrats from one bitch to four others. You gals have a great blog, I check in with you pretty much daily, and you always have me leaving with either a smile or I'm ROFLMFAO! KUDOS!

3/27/2006 01:27:00 PM  

Blogger ag said...

Hey there you bunch of sassy smart mouthed bitches, Congrats on surpassing your earlier benchmark.

Oh yea, I know which Singers blogger you're referring to ;) and you gals deserve this love much, much more than she does.

Stay sassy and saucy!

3/28/2006 07:45:00 AM  

Blogger Jill Monroe said...

That Michael Jackson is just disturbing!!!

3/28/2006 10:18:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Thanks you guys. You're the reason we try our best. *sniff*

Oh Bawdy, people love your political rants. I myself look forward to them (as you well know i only get my info from you :P). They make great discussions too!

3/28/2006 04:35:00 PM  

Blogger MotherReader said...

Congrats! What's your secret for getting so big so fast? Y'know, besides your wonderful writing and occasional man meat.

3/29/2006 12:15:00 AM  

Blogger agi said...

Wow... Congratulation on your great achievement. Also suggest how did youa chieve this. it will be helpfull for the beginer like me :)

3/29/2006 04:09:00 PM  

Blogger Meg said...

yes indeed, me have same question.... currently at less than 50 despite labouring on earnest posts.

3/31/2006 08:55:00 AM