I remember when Trollop and I would wipe each others’ tears of happiness because we were finally getting 50 readers per day (yep, that’s how we started). Actually, I remember our excitement when we hit 30 readers LOL, especially after we came upon this blog by a Singaporean girl who gets more readers than she and her obviously “photoshoped” pictures deserve. (I’m telling you, that girl can’t write to save her life—and she claims to be a contributor for some magazines? There must not be an editor in that mag, or else everyone who works there is a blind moron.)

In the beginning, our modest goal was to get 200 readers per day. We weren’t asking for much, right? Especially because we have excellent stuff LOL, not to mention first-rate but still, er, tasteful porn, if I may say so myself. *g*

We don’t know exactly when people started noticing of our fun, delightful and exceptional articles. :P But now, after Trollop’s rehab for nymphomania, Bawdy’s brush with the jungle law and Tart’s fainting spells (I still believe this is because of her meeting with Johnny Deep—not a misspell), we have surpassed our humble expectations on readership. Hit the bongos, Bawdy...

WE HAVE 51,280 READERS IN JUST UNDER FIVE MONTHS!!! We are now averaging of 550 visitors per day and that just makes the greedy Bitches in us very happy. *sniff* We are currently ranked in Technorati at number 45,816 out of *gasp* *shock* 31,300,000 blogs!!!

There are 1,560 links to our site in Yahoo! and 2,409 in MSN. We don’t know exactly how many links in Google we actually have, but when you google “book bitches,” we are on TOP, numero uno, baby! We are kicking many bitches asses *evil grin* including Guerrilla Girls: Bitches, Bimbos and Ballbreakers *gleeful laugh* and Bookworm Bitches! This makes us very, very proud—though we don’t really have any idea who those other bitches are LOL—still fun to be number one. :D

The Book Bitches THANK YOU, our wonderful readers, from the bottom of our wicked little hearts, for visiting every day and posting your thoughts and comments. It humbles us that you like us, that you really, really like us. As Britney Spears would say, LOVE Y’ALL! *sniff*

For our little tradition, here’s a treat for the Gentlemen:



Now (in addition with my locker room hotties below), here’s another one for the Ladies: