Monday, October 9, 2006

Trollop's leaving on a jet plane party

Hullo everyone. *g* Forgive me if I’m not up on my toes today; I’ve been partying all night and still have a bit of a hang-over. You see, last night was Trollop’s despedida party and there were like a hundred men who came to bid her bon voyage (yeah, she’s a bit of a diva *rolls eyes*).

So, I was drinking and flirting with the most of them *wink* when suddenly, everyone started taking their clothes off! I was like, “Yeah, baby, now we’re having a real party.” Er, *ahem* but then, OH MY GOD, *shock* in all my life, nothing has ever rendered me speechless (quite a feat, I tell ya)—and probably left me staring with huge stunned eyes—like what I had witnessed last night: all the men were wearing WOMEN’S UNDIES!!!!!

“What the fuck is going on?!?” I asked, very confused and was still in shock (most of them wore skimpy pairs!—some were actually the see-through kinds, for crying out loud!). The guy next to me with his very suspicious flowery pink thong (actually the thong itself was lovely, but the dude, he’s, er, very hairy :/) then explained that they just want to give Trollop a farewell party she would never forget; hence, the girly undies! Good lord in heaven, I swear in all my superb porn, I have nothing to do with this!!!


Dude 1: Touch my butt, touch my butt...
Dude 2: Hmm, what firm arse you have.
Dude 3: Dude, your boobs feel so real. Hey, who’s your doctor?


“I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk...”


Isn’t my beaded-string thong purrty?


Dude, don’t touch me. I’m not that easy! *whispers* Get back to me later when I’m drunk already. *secret wink*


What are you looking at? Fishnets are back. Verra sexy, don’t ya think?!


Dude 1: Do you think my pink undies says “come here to me” to the chicas? Or is it too tight? My balls feel weird.
Dude 2: Oopsy, my bra! Dude, do me up, will you?
Dude 3: Sure, dude. But did you see that dude’s lacey bikini? Wonder where he got that...


“I’m too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love...”


Dude 2: Can you believe that freak? He’s wearing fucking fishnets, for fuck’s sake!
Dude 1: I know, dude. At least you’re wearing a very manly sock. Hey, *poke* your nipples are peaking out.


Trollop, babe, may the memory of all the women’s-undie-wearing dudes sustain you on your long flight to Madrid. Ti voglio bene. *smooches*


29 comment(s):

Anonymous 2nd Amdt said...

How drunk do you suppose they had to be to think that was a good idea?

10/09/2006 11:22:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

OMG! LOL LOL I love that guy wearing a sock LMAO

Trollop, have a safe trip! :D

10/09/2006 11:29:00 AM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

I hate to day it, but those guys look better in womens undewear than I do. LOLLOL

Safe flight to Madrid, doll!

DC :)

10/09/2006 11:33:00 AM  

Blogger Petra said...

Who are these ladies, I mean guys??? I think my favorite is the third pic with the guy walking down the corridor. He's even swaying his hips. LOL

Trollop, have a safe flight and lots of luck - not that you need it. :)

10/09/2006 12:23:00 PM  

Blogger Vixen said...

LOL. At least a few had a nice arse.
I've been out of town, so glad I came back in time to catch the re-cap of Trollops going away party!

Trollop, have a safe flight, enjoy your travels and keep in touch!

Big Smooches!

10/09/2006 01:04:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Are you sure that first guy in the third to the last pic wasn't grabbing the second guy's willy? It looks to me that's what he's doing. Heh. :P

Trollop, have a safe flight!


10/09/2006 01:09:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

I'm not sure if it's just the sight of all these undie-clad men, but I think that guy with the beaded thong showing us his ass is hot. LOLLOL

Have a fun trip, Trollop. Be safe and take care. :)

10/09/2006 01:14:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

Some of these "men" have better panties than me! LMAO

Trollop, have a safe flight!

10/09/2006 01:38:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Lorelei, I think he's hot too. LOL! How would you sit down while wearing a beaded thong anyway? Wouldn't those beads jab your, ahem, private places? :P

10/09/2006 01:55:00 PM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

Trollop, fly safe! Be sure to bring a book. ;)

Harlot, these pics are funny, in a disturbling kind of way. LOL.

Isabella, believe me, beaded thongs are not all that good. Cute but very uncomfortable. :P

10/09/2006 03:14:00 PM  

Blogger Serendipity said...

Trollop, have a very safe flight.

Have fun in Madrid, and check out some Madrid buns for us.

10/09/2006 03:23:00 PM  

Blogger Kris said...

Oh my geez. What a way to say hello to a new I LOVE IT!


10/09/2006 03:23:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh. I didn't know you guys were in college yet?

Well, good for you! Best times of your lives!

10/09/2006 03:41:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

My last post before I board the plane.

You guys take care.

I'm very sad :(

Will miss my bf tremendously :( been crying all day. I DON'T WANT TO GO!!!

Will log on some time tomorrow. I think :/

Harlot, ti voglio bene anche io! :D

10/09/2006 04:09:00 PM  

Blogger Marg said...

That was some party!!

Safe travelling Trollop!

10/09/2006 04:16:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis said...

Trollop, have a safe flight! Looking forward to hear about your Madrid adventures. :)

Take care.

10/09/2006 05:20:00 PM  

Blogger Tisty said...

Great party, but why wasn't I invited I could have done with a laugh :-D

Anyway Trollop, safe flight and I'm sure you'll get over the glums very quickly. Like at the airport. Where you meet this tall dark handome not to mention semi naked male-spaniard.

the reasons for going will all come flooding back to you!!!

best of everything!

10/09/2006 05:22:00 PM  

Blogger ames said...

LMAO!! That's a sight I won't forget for a long time!

10/09/2006 05:27:00 PM  

Anonymous Rosalinda said...

OMG LMFAO!!! I know men love women's panties, but not like this! LOL

Trollop, safe travelling. :)

10/09/2006 06:06:00 PM  

Anonymous tami said...

Ooh, I like the red and white bikini, not the guy, the suit!

Trollop, I'll be thinking about ya flying up there, and off to an exciting adventure. Happy Trails, til we meet again :D

10/09/2006 06:43:00 PM  

Blogger Lily Moon said...

OMG I think I have that red bra. LOLLOL

Trollop, hope you have a great time in Madrid. Safe flight. :D

10/09/2006 07:16:00 PM  

Blogger Rachel said...

I think that guy with the sock looks like my ex. lol

Anyway, Trollop, have a safe flight. Take care.

10/09/2006 08:29:00 PM  

Blogger Sabby said...

LMAO this is the funniest thing I have seen today. Thanks for the laugh, ladies. Trollop, have fun in Madrid!

10/09/2006 08:58:00 PM  

Blogger Nikky said... sock pic, guy NOT wearing the sock...(gimme a sec to clean up the drool) wow... nice chest, NICE ARSE, nice arms... forgive me, I haven't had any ahem...anything in quite some time...I may just spend the night with my laptop.

Trollop, enjoy Madrid, it's really a great city (Look for Cactus Charlie's, it's a bar and grill, they all speak English there, they might be able to hook you up with books!)

10/09/2006 10:50:00 PM  

Blogger Aggie said...

What a hoot of a party - safe travels Trollop - have loads of fun. Sock it to 'em .. *ahem*

Wonder if all the females that these guys got the underwear from knew about it??? LOL.

10/10/2006 12:48:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great pics, Harlot!!

Trollop, I guess you're already in Spain!? I Hope you had a comfortable flight!
You'll'll have a great time in Madrid and time will fly...soon you'll be at home again.

Have fun and enjoy your stay in Spain!


10/10/2006 03:54:00 AM  

Blogger Maroo said...

Humboldt State University needs a few lessons on how to party from these animals.

Watch out Victoria Secret models, there's a new trend for selling fashionable bras and... socks.

10/10/2006 06:37:00 AM  

Blogger C Bradshaw said...

Trollop, have fun in Madrid!

You know because of these pics, I just had a flashback of the college parties I've been to. LOL :P

10/10/2006 07:13:00 AM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Fun party and fun pics! LOL

Trollop, hope you're having a good time in Madrid. Enjoy and don't worry. Besides, Madrid is a beautiful city. :)

10/10/2006 02:48:00 PM