Friday, December 8, 2006

HO, HO, HO... THE BITCHES ARE BACK!!!

Not a month ago, I told Trollop I’m getting tired of blogging. Our stats are wacky at best, many readers are too lazy to comment, *sniff* and there’s also the fact I promised myself I’ll stop blogging when it ceased being fun. For a while, I gotta admit, it did. It’s amazing actually that I lasted this long LOL because, unless I’m being fascinated, I get bored easily. The fact I’ve been busy with establishing something of import to me, and Trollop too occupied with school, also played a part with my feeling so worn-out.

However, during the TWO FREAKING WEEKS our blog was down, I realized something: this little space in the world wide web, despite how it’s SUCH a pain in the arse sometimes, is one of my few solaces. Yeah... I mean, for fuck’s sake, I panicked like a pregnant Mexican prostitute when our blog disappeared from our dashboard! And to think I was just planning of leaving it?!? I felt totally bereft and restless, awfully mad and extremely frustrated (blindingly so!) that something very important was just snatched cruelly under my feet—without a fucking warning!—and then I was left with nothing? WHAT. THE. FUCK? Even nuclear bombs count down before they fucking explode!!!

It didn’t help that for the past 16 days, all my cries for Blogger’s assistance felt like it’s falling under deaf ears. I gotta admit each passing day I was cursing them to perdition, comforting myself by thinking of imaginative and painful ways in which the rotten fuckers who took away our blog should DIE. After a week, I even contemplated moving the blog to another host like WordPress; but even if that’s what I wanted, I HAVE NOTHING TO MOVE!!!

It was maddening; pure torture, I tell ya. *sniff* But thank the good lord, a certain Blogger Employee named Jordan answered my prayers (yes, I know how to pray, you witches). After stalking him at Blogger Help Group, bombarding him with emails (some are rude, yikes *shame*), he finally took pity on little oh me and investigated our blog. And now, because of him, FINALLY, my lovely beauties, The Book Bitches are soooo back!!! YAYAYAYAY! (You know I am so relieved and ecstatically happy I’m grinning like an idiot! It’s like having a blinding orgasm—or something better!—if there’s such a thing! LOL)

Jordan, really, I thank you from the bottom of my wicked harloty heart. Really, really. *big smile* Right now, “You are the sunshine of my life...” (why yes, I’m singing :P). As for you, our beloved readers, for hanging in there with us, Trollop and I promise a lot of new posts :D and, yes, GALORE of yummilicious eye candy. *wink* What say you? I think, “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas...” LOL

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44 comment(s):

Blogger Isabella said...

WOOHOOO!!!! THE BITCHES ARE BACK THE BITCHES ARE BACK!!!! :D

12/08/2006 03:56:00 PM  

Blogger Tisty said...

Good to have you back!!!!!!!!!! This has turned a decidedly beige day smiley!!!

The Bitches are back, God is in his heaven and all is right with my little universe!!!

12/08/2006 07:59:00 PM  

Blogger Aggie said...

Thank the good Lord above ... my eye candy withdrawal symptoms are worse than being addicted to Heroin (at least I think so?)
Welcome back ladies ... long may you reign ... bow, bow, scrape in adoration.

I had to feast off old eye candy .. nekked chef Brian, Wanker Boy, Raoul ... sigh ...

12/08/2006 08:09:00 PM  

Anonymous karamia said...

It is soooo wonderful to have you back. You were missed. It was so damned depressing to see "You Complete Me" pop up everytime I clicked on the favorites link. Yes, The Bitches are in my favorites. Yes, the universe is right again.

12/08/2006 08:42:00 PM  

Blogger Angel Jamie said...

it's about freakin' time the BB's are back! i know, i know! i'm one of those lazy people who wouldn't post a comment, but i visit this site everyday!!! oh Harlot, (& Trollop) never, ever, ever! think again of not blogging, see what you get when you think of such awful things! :p i'm really glad you guys are back... isn't it obvious?! i'm posting a comment! LOL

12/08/2006 09:20:00 PM  

Blogger Nikky said...

YEAH!!! I, too, am bad about not leaving comments although I stop in EVERY day... and for the past 2 weeks, I was checking more than once a day (is it fixed yet? is it fixed yet?) Made me realize how addicting you bitches are!!
I'll be a better lurker from now on, I promise. HOnestly it felt like I was being punished! the blogger gods were some kind of pissed off!
Nice (so nice!!) to have you back!!

12/08/2006 09:34:00 PM  

Blogger Vixen said...

Welcome back Bitches. It's good to see you up and working again.

YAY JORDAN for helping the Bitches.

Looking forward to the eye candy.

12/08/2006 10:01:00 PM  

Blogger HOTMAMA said...

Hey you Beautiful Bitches!! *smooches*

Muchos Gracias, Senor Jordan :D

This is sort of like " Are you there Santa, Its me Harlot " LOL! Get over here and fix my fucking....er.......my dang... blog....PLEASE!

Does anyone know what happened?

12/08/2006 10:16:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

YAY!!! Finally! So happy you bitches are back! We missed you BBs and your fun posts!

12/08/2006 10:17:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

Good job Jordan! That two weeks felt like a year! I check in everyday just to see the blog still not fixed and I get sad. :( But now, I can't wait for the new post and the "galore of eye candy"! LOL So glad you BBs are back! :D

12/08/2006 10:20:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Longtime Lurker.. New Poster.. Welcome Back :) You were missed. -- Mnem

12/08/2006 10:55:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis said...

Welcom back Bitches! So relieved you are back!

12/09/2006 05:36:00 AM  

Blogger Marg said...

Yay!! You're back! So glad everything got resolved!

Are you on Blogger Beta now permanently?

12/09/2006 07:49:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Hey guys! I sure missed all of you. *sniff*


Hotmama,
Jordan didn't really tell me what happened. However, I do know what's wrong. I can tell you this: if, somehow, we lost access to the blog again (i sure hope NEVER AGAIN!!!) i'll know, WITHOUT A DOUBT, why. Fuckers.


Mnem,
Glad you posted!


Marg,
Yep, now on Beta. I don't care if it's different as long as we have access on the blog and nothing is wrong with it, i'm uber happy LOL.

12/09/2006 08:24:00 AM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

OMG, bitches, I am so happy you're back! This is a wonderful way to start my morning. Kudos to Jordan, whoever he is. My day is incomplete without this blog. Looking forward to new eye candy!

12/09/2006 10:18:00 AM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

OMG, YOU'RE BACK! Welcome back BBs, you were missed. We are sad without our BBs and lonely without new posts eye candy from you. Thank God you're back!

12/09/2006 12:29:00 PM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

You know, I thought it was just me and I was missing something when I kept seeing the daggone You complete me post...

So, just the other day I decided to actually LOOK under the comments and I find you've been having blogger troubles. Duh on me :)

Sweet mother and all 12 apostles amd I EVAH glad you're back and you decided to keep blogging. LOLLOL

Huggles,
DC :)

12/09/2006 12:44:00 PM  

Blogger Polly King said...

Thank god you're back, Bitches! You were sorely missed. I kept checking every day and every time I saw the post "You Complete Me" I wailed, LOL. Took you long enough, LOL, but thank you Jordan. I can't begin to tell you how much I'm glad the problem is over. What a relief.

BBs, you better not leave us again!

12/09/2006 12:59:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Hurrah! It's about time the BBs are back. So glad everything is already back to normal. Looking forward to more posts and eye candy!

12/09/2006 01:19:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay! Welcome back Bitches! Oh happy day at last.

Andy

12/09/2006 01:55:00 PM  

Blogger Claudia said...

what a relief. I was wondering what happened to you!

12/09/2006 02:48:00 PM  

Blogger green eyed godess said...

Welcome back!!!!! You bitches were truly missed.

12/09/2006 08:36:00 PM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

Welcome back dear Bitches!!!!! I thought you won't be back until January I was getting mad myself! Thank you Jordan for fixing the blog.

I kept complaining about your problem to my boyfriend that even he began checking your site for me. LOL.

Keep on rocking BBs!

12/09/2006 10:27:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!

So happy you're back!

Thank you Jordan. Now please take care of the BBs blog and never let anything wrong happen to it again! ;P

12/09/2006 10:38:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

You know how depressing it had been when this blog was down??

12/09/2006 10:40:00 PM  

Anonymous Desiree said...

Bitches, very happy you're back!!! WOOOHOOOOO

12/09/2006 10:45:00 PM  

Blogger C Bradshaw said...

Welcome back, BBs! So glad the blog is finally fixed!

12/09/2006 11:40:00 PM  

Blogger Rachel said...

YOU'RE BACK!! WOOOHOOOO!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!!!

12/10/2006 12:25:00 AM  

Blogger Lily Moon said...

For the last two weeks, I always stop in thinking, are they back yet? Please be back...

So glad the problem's already resolved. Looking forward to more wicked posts from you dear bitches!

12/10/2006 02:18:00 AM  

Blogger Menchie said...

OMG!!! Finally!!! I am soooooooo glad you're back.

And yes, blogger's a bitch. For a while I couldn't post comments and my picture kept getting lost. *Grrrrrr*

Really, am super happy to get my daily dose of the bitches once again!

12/10/2006 09:26:00 AM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

OMG, you're back! Wooohhhoooo!!!

It's about time. Seriously! Two weeks is a very long time to be without a daily dose of the book bitches!

Olly

12/10/2006 12:17:00 PM  

Blogger Sabby said...

The last two weeks, I keep logging in checking if your blog problem got fixed already, and each time I see the "You Complete Me" post on top, it was disappointing. OMG, I was worried you decided to stop blogging. It's like taking away my every day fix! Bitches, I am sooo glad you're back!

12/10/2006 03:58:00 PM  

Anonymous tinker bell said...

So glad you're back!!! You were terribly missed.

Happy Holidays :)

12/10/2006 11:33:00 PM  

Blogger Lulu said...

Excellent! Glad you're back!

12/11/2006 01:55:00 AM  

Anonymous Lindsey said...

Yay! Welcome back!!!!!!

Lindsey

12/11/2006 02:42:00 AM  

Blogger Gun_Wielding_Bitch said...

They went away and we hung around
and bothered them, every night.
And when they wouldn't post new stuff for us we whined and that's not very nice.

The Bitches are back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la The Bitches are back)
You see, they'll be posting stuff on the double
(Hey-la-day-la The Bitches are back)
We've been thinking that they were untrue
(Hey-la-day-la The Bitches are back)
So look out now cause they got a lot of stuff that is new
(Hey-la-day-la The Bitches are back)
(Hey, we know that they've been tryin')
(And we know that we've been dyin')

They've been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la The Bitches are back)
Now they're back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la The Bitches are back)


Ok, that is as much talent as I have for making shit up. I can't do a whole song but WELCOME BACK!

12/11/2006 10:53:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

GWB, LOL, love your song! :D

12/12/2006 12:04:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

GWB, oh what a bee-yoo-tiful song. LOL :D Lub the hay-la-day-la bits too. ;)

12/12/2006 12:46:00 AM  

Blogger Sherry said...

Oh man, I'm so-o glad to see my favorite bitches are back!

I was gone there for a while myself (on business) and had missed you guys only to see that you were having blogger trouble.

Harlot, I'm glad that this little trip to blogger hell made you realize how much you do love this blog (we'd miss you guys too much).

12/12/2006 01:39:00 AM  

Anonymous Noni said...

So glad my favorite blog is back! I was afraid you've decided to stop blogging. Thank God the Book Bitches are here again. Woo-hooo!!!

Happy holidays!

12/12/2006 03:26:00 AM  

Anonymous Noni said...

I love the snowflakes! :)

12/12/2006 03:27:00 AM  

Anonymous Gun_Wielding_Bitch said...

I can't take the credit for the hay-la-day-la bits. I stole and rearranged the lyrics of My Boyfriend's Back by The Angels. But, putting "The Bitches Are" after the hey-la-day-la was ALL me! LOL

12/12/2006 03:18:00 PM  

Blogger Missy said...

Oops. I'm one of the "lazy" readers who doesn't comment, but like everyone else, I'm glad you're still posting, bitches.

12/14/2006 04:53:00 AM  

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12/14/2006 05:32:00 AM