Monday, November 13, 2006

New dude on the block

You didn’t really think I’d just let the men have all the fun, did you? *g* And I know it’s been a while, so I’m gonna try to post as many pics as I could without making Trollop worry about me and what she calls my addiction. *rolls eyes* Of course she do—

My goodness...

Weird. I suddenly have this strong urge to slide my hands under that shirt...

Er, *ahem* you know, I’ve never been into sports but I watch a lot of them. Nothing better than to watch the bitable arses of those delicious, orgasm-inducing, stamina-filled uber hot athletes. :P

Still there are some sports (like mind-numbing crappy golf) that never fail to put me to sleep. And there are others that I simply don’t get (and yes, I find them fucking boring too).

Baseball always comes to mind (gad, bloody dull!), not that I understand it LOL. But after looking at these pics, I’m thinking I should start watching...

Does baseball players—what’s the word?—bat like this? *gasp* OMG, what am I missing???

Honestly, I don’t even think this dude is that hot. I mean, for me, not as hot as Fantasy Boy or my Raoul. (Okay, that’s unfair. No one is as hot as my Raoul. :P)

However, even I can’t look away with him showering like THAT. Ay, caramba.

Seriously, unless you’re Trollop or a pornstar or a wannabe pornstar, who the fuck showers outside their house with a freaking garden hose?

Don’t people get arrested doing this? Indicent outpouring or something? :/

Oh, alright. He is yummy, I grant you that, but not yet Nutella-worthy in my book. Hmmm, maybe a lick would change my mind. Just a little...

With a little nibble... itsy bitsy nibble, nibble... *sigh* nibble...

**Photos by: Cristiano


22 comment(s):

Blogger HOTMAMA said...


This one (name?) is the absolute hottest, surpassing Raoul.

O M G!

11/13/2006 01:17:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

I BEG YOUR PARDON? Surpassing Raoul??? Of course i fucking disagree, but fine LOL, this dude is all yours anyway, ladies. Oh, his name: Fer-nan-doh. (I'm pretty sure there's an 'h' in there somewhere, for the breathy effect. :P) Maybe next week i'll post more of him. ;)

11/13/2006 01:29:00 PM  

Blogger C Bradshaw said...

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11/13/2006 02:07:00 PM  

Blogger C Bradshaw said...

OMG Harlot, how could you think he's not hot enough? He's yummy!!!

11/13/2006 02:09:00 PM  

Blogger HOTMAMA said...

Your Raoul *is* still the hottest, Harlot. I just hadn't feasted my eyes on him for awhile.

BUT, Fernando has fabulous lips, chin, cheeks, eyes, wrists, hands,BODY! He fits right in with my vampire heroes of late :P

11/13/2006 02:13:00 PM  

Blogger Sparkling Cipher said...

Raoul is still king, but I find myself waiting for more pics of the Wanker (or did you give him another name?). Yumalicious.

11/13/2006 02:14:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Sparkling Cipher,
I have 4 posts with Wanker. ;) Just in case you miss some, here are they:

1. Spanking the monkey, petting the weasel, tickling the chicken
2. All by myself
3. Look who's back!
4. Wanker part deux

Have fun. *g*

11/13/2006 03:32:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Definitely not as hot as Raoul, but this guy is not bad. Not bad at all. LOL

11/13/2006 03:33:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

OM FUCK, that guy is H.O.T! And me here without sex for the last 4 weeks! Where is the justice?

11/13/2006 03:54:00 PM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

Naughty, naughty boy!

Go to my room and take off your clothes!

11/13/2006 04:26:00 PM  

Blogger Lily Moon said...

I think Fantasy Boy is hotter than Raoul. :p

But this guy is very hot too. I love the showering shots!

11/13/2006 05:18:00 PM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

Holy crap! This dude is hot! Where on earth have you been hiding this guy Harlot? OMG, even fully dressed he makes my mouth water!

11/13/2006 05:40:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Where was he when I was watering my, you know, garden? I could have used his, ahem, big hose!

11/13/2006 05:46:00 PM  

Blogger Aggie said...

Batter up! He can hit a home run with me anytime .. although Fantasy/Wanker boy is still MOST gorgeous & dearest to my heart.
But.. love the one around I say!
This guy looks kinda wicked in some of those photes - naughty boy!

11/13/2006 06:48:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Wow...I've always been a sucker for men with big bats and rippling muscles like that. Come here to me you naughty


11/13/2006 07:15:00 PM  

Blogger HOTMAMA said...

I just figured out his appeal to me....he looks like my DH when DH was younger. The lips are different and DH has denim blue eyes, but the rest is there :D DH even has a bracelet like that LOL!

WOW, that's amazing. Also explains why I luurv Fernando and Wanker doesn't do it.

Raoul is Matt Farrell, forever.
Fernando is the hot naughty vamps...Bite me, baby :P

11/13/2006 07:59:00 PM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

Harlot, can I please have a piece of that? Oh my god, that pic where he's leaning on a pole and holding his bat made me shudder. LOL :P Thanks for the yummy batter, BBs!

11/13/2006 08:49:00 PM  

Anonymous Sol said...

Who is this guy?

11/13/2006 10:01:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

OMG Hot! Raoul is still king but that doesn't make this dude any less hot. :P

11/14/2006 09:21:00 AM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

Personally, I think Fantasy Boy is the most gorgeous. But Raoul is very hot. Now this one... Hey batter, batter, batter... Of course you can come shower in MY house. LOL

11/14/2006 09:37:00 AM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

My favorite photo is the last one. Heh. Really, where was this guy when I was looking for a husband?

11/14/2006 01:55:00 PM  

Blogger Shahida said...

He's soooo hot, but I want to look at Raoul pic coz hotmama said he is Matt Farrell forever. Of course Matt Farrell is hotter.

12/05/2006 01:54:00 AM