Sexiest man alive, sans books I want, and holiday movies
Have you seen the newest edition of People? Apparently George Clooney is 2006’s Sexiest Man Alive. I don’t care what others think, I lub this man. He’s a great actor, intelligent, funny and, well, he makes me smile. Given the chance, I’d do him in a heartbeat. *g*
Er, anyway, :P I was checking my TBR pile, looking for a certain book and realized something utterly vile. *grrr* Last month I gave a list of titles I’m dying to get my greedy hands on and you know what? I haven’t gotten even a single ONE of them! Zero, nada, zipity do da! WTF? I mean, Trollop’s being punished to be stuck in some abscheulich land where English bookstores are fewer than a frigid’s orgasm but she’s a shameless heathen while I’m a freaking good Harlot!!! Why oh why do I have to suffer the same fucking can’t-have-the-books-I-want fate, huh?!? I swear, the injustice!
*Breathe* Fine. *trying to breathe* FINE. At least I can say I’m lucky when it comes to movies (unlike books, we get almost everything here). Hmmm, let me see... What are the movies I want to watch soon...
Er, anyway, :P I was checking my TBR pile, looking for a certain book and realized something utterly vile. *grrr* Last month I gave a list of titles I’m dying to get my greedy hands on and you know what? I haven’t gotten even a single ONE of them! Zero, nada, zipity do da! WTF? I mean, Trollop’s being punished to be stuck in some abscheulich land where English bookstores are fewer than a frigid’s orgasm but she’s a shameless heathen while I’m a freaking good Harlot!!! Why oh why do I have to suffer the same fucking can’t-have-the-books-I-want fate, huh?!? I swear, the injustice!
*Breathe* Fine. *trying to breathe* FINE. At least I can say I’m lucky when it comes to movies (unlike books, we get almost everything here). Hmmm, let me see... What are the movies I want to watch soon...
- Happy Feet
Oooh, penguins are so cute! And have you seen the trailer? After watching Open Season (not painfully bad, just painfully bland—and to think I saw this in IMAX), this one is looking good already. - Babel
Cate Blanchett: fabulous actress. Gael Garcia Bernal: cutie Mexican boy (short though :/). Brad Pitt: wait... wait... oh yeah. Still got it. *g* - The Departed
I’m always ready to see a Martin Scorsese film. Plus it has a great cast. What? Of course not! I’m still NOT a Matt Damon fan. Geesh. - Casino Royale
Not a fan of James Bond but I heard this one’s “freaking awesome.” Besides, there’s something about the new 007... Daniel Craig is not a pretty boy—which is good (though he’s blond). He has this, I dunno, roughness that his edges have edges or something, that makes me think of having blinding sex... oh my... *blush* *ahem* I bet he’s great in the sack. :P - The Holiday
I lub Kate Winslet, and I lub holiday movies! LOL (Unlike Trollop, I LUB Christmas. She’s weird.) I think my favorite is still Groundhog Day... Oh, wait. That’s not a Christmas movie. Well... it could be, there’s snow. It looks Christmasy. :/ (Oh, shut up!) - The Prestige
Scarlett Johansson: overrated fuck. But Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman: fuckable studs. That’ll do LOL. - A Good Year
This one looks so plain, but I’ve always been a Russell Crowe fan. No, I don’t care about his personal life; that’s not why I watch his movies. He doesn’t even do it for me but he is a brilliant, brilliant actor. I still think he should have gotten the Best Actor Oscars for A Beautiful Mind (those cheaters at The Academy *fuckers*).
Labels: bitch at the movies, celebs crap
K.E. Holland said...
The Prestige and The Departed are amazing. They'll totally screw with your head, but they're definitely great to see in the cinemas. You should see Stranger Than Fiction, as well. It's hilarious.
11/16/2006 12:09:00 PM
Vanessa said...
THE PRESTIGE IS GREAT. And Hugh Jackman is HOT! LOL. He has another new movie with Rachel Welsh (that girl from THE MUMMY).
I think I'll be seeing CASINO ROYALE this weekend. I heard too that it's great. When I first found out that there's gonna be a new actor to play James Bond, I wasn't sure about that. But I saw the trailer and it looks good alright.
11/16/2006 12:12:00 PM
Vanessa said...
K.E., I agree with the "screw with your head" part lol. I loved it!
Maybe I should see THE DEPARTED too...
11/16/2006 12:15:00 PM
Polly King said...
I agree with KE and Vanessa. THE PRESTIGE is amazing. STRANGER THAN FICTION is funny! This is not the usual Will Farrell comedy, but it's better. Emma Thompson is great, even Maggie G (can't spell her last name, LOL).
I'm a Buffy fan so I went to see THE RETURN. Oh god, what a moronic movie!!
11/16/2006 12:32:00 PM
Lollie Rose said...
"Overrated fuck"? LOL!
I want to see Casino Royale. Very curious about the new Bond. I don't even know who this new guy is, but he looks very different from the other actors who played 007 before.
The Prestige is great! I loved that one.
I took my daughters to see Santa Clause 3. Heh. It's fine I guess. The visuals are good and the story is perfect for children. Well my kids loved it. :)
11/16/2006 12:52:00 PM
Isabella said...
I want to see HAPPY FEET too! I love all that dancing penguins in the trailer. Now the tricky part is to get my boyfriend to see it with me. LOL
I have yet to see any of the movies you've mentioned, Harlot. I think the last movie I saw was WORLD TRADE CENTER. Now that one made me cry. Very touching movie.
11/16/2006 01:41:00 PM
Isabella said...
Oh I forgot about George. I used to be CRAZY about this man but he doesn't do it for me anymore. He has a great year though, winning the Oscars and all that. I think he deserves to be called the Sexiest Man Alive at least twice.
11/16/2006 01:43:00 PM
Jolie said...
I'm over George too, but he's still sexy. He'll probably always be sexy even if he's already grey and wrinkled.
OMG The new James Bond is HOT!!! I'm going to see Casino Royale just for that reason alone. LOL
11/16/2006 02:13:00 PM
Harlot said...
I think this Daniel Craig isn't exactly gorgeous but i find him so FUCKINGLY SEXY. Dare i say *drool*? And he has a sexy British accent! Yummy. Now please, tell me, there's a naked scene in the movie, RIGHT?!? :P
11/16/2006 02:21:00 PM
Danielle De Barbarac said...
Pierce Brosnan is "pretty" and very polished. Daniel is very rugged, not James Bond material at all. But that could very well be a plus for him. I'm definitely going to see Casino Royale.
11/16/2006 03:46:00 PM
Reel Fanatic said...
If I may be so bold as to make a recommendation, I highly recommend Babel .. Inarritu managed to tightly tie together three compelling stories and the acting is just first-rate
11/16/2006 04:26:00 PM
Lorelei said...
Oh there it is! LOL! Well I've been trying to comment and blogger kept erasing what I wrote! Arrrgh!
Ok, I'm not sure about this new blonde Bond but I'm saving my opinion until I see the movie.
The Departed is the best movie I've seen this year. You should see it Harlot. In fact, I like it better than The Aviator and Gangs of New York.
George is still hot, but I think Johnny Depp should have gotten the title. Where is Johnny Baby on the list anyway?
11/16/2006 04:28:00 PM
Rachel said...
THE PRESTIGE is great. I liked it a lot. It has a good story, with great actors and personally there's no dull moment there.
Everyone is talking about Daniel Craig. I've seen him on LARA CROFT but he didn't light anything on my body, lol. But now, I have to admit he's looking good. The movie is getting great reviews too. They say Daniel is the closest to Fleming's character than any previous Bonds. Contrary to popular belief, Fleming describes James Bond in his first novel CASINO ROYALE as a dark blonde. But becuase Sean Connery was chosen for the role, the following actors were all dark haired.
11/16/2006 05:02:00 PM
Harlot said...
Okay ladies, here are the top 15 on the Sexiest Man Alive list:
1. GEORGE CLOONEY of course :P
2. PATRICK DEMPSEY
3. ASHTON KUTCHER - I'm sorry, but WTF?
4. Taye Diggs
5. JOHNNY DEPP - My god. Who the fuck thinks Ashton Freaking Kutcher is sexier than Johnhy Depp?!?
6. JOSH DUHAMEL (Las Vegas)
7. ENRIQUE MURCIANO (Without a Trace) - Who?
8. LEONARDO DICAPRIO
9. JOHN KRASINSKI (The Office)
10. JAKE GYLLENHAAL
11. JOHN CHO (The Singles Table) - No clue who this is.
12. RODRIGO SANTORO (Lost) - NOW we're talking. This guy is HOT. He's from Love Actually and the uber hot surfer killer in Charlie's Angels 3 LOL.
13. OMAR EPPS (House)
14. ERIC MABIUS (Uggly Betty) - Who are these guys? :/
15. BRAD PITT - ONLY 15th???? Is this a joke? And under dudes that aren't even "cute" more so to be categorized under "sexy". :/
Source
11/16/2006 05:33:00 PM
Lollie Rose said...
I think Ashton is cute in a doofus kind of way. But never hot or sexy. Who's Rodrigo Santoro? I've seen Love Actually but I can't remember if there's a cute guy there. I think Josh Duhamel is hot. I love watching him in Las Vegas.
Didn't they consider Hugh Jackman for the James Bond part? I would like to see that.
11/16/2006 06:40:00 PM
Danielle De Barbarac said...
Rodrigo Santoro is Karl (or is it Carl) in Love Actually, Laura Linney's love interest, the hot coworker. LOL. I think they have the cutest love story even if it didn't go well at all. But who knows? Maybe they did end up together. :P
As much as I love Hugh Jackman, I don't think he can be James Bond. I don't see it...
Johnny Depp should be ranked higher than 5th! Brad too! OMG, what the hell? Even that guy from Ugly Betty ranked higher than him?
11/16/2006 06:56:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Go see Babel. Very good film!
~Sol~
11/16/2006 06:59:00 PM
Danielle De Barbarac said...
Harlot, how come all the names in your list are in all caps except Taye Diggs? LOL. I think he's hot. :P
11/16/2006 07:15:00 PM
Ladybug said...
I agree with everyone. The Prestige is great. I recently saw Marie Antoinette (Kirsten Dunst). If you like bio pic films, this one is quite nice. And the shots are just so darn pretty.
I'm still getting used to seeing this new James Bond. But the movie's getting a lot of great praises from everyone so I guess the people behind the film casted the right actor.
Now that Sexiest Man Alive list. McDreamy should be in the cover not George!
11/16/2006 07:22:00 PM
Lorelei said...
I didn't like Marie Antoinette, I thought it was boring. But I agree: great set, beautiful costumes and the coloring of the film is superb.
11/16/2006 07:52:00 PM
Harlot said...
Danielle, I don't know why Taye Diggs' name isn't in all caps. I swear, don't mean anything with it LOL. I was just copying them from People's site. Oh well. Oh, and yes, i do think he's hot. ;)
11/17/2006 02:57:00 PM
Ladybug said...
I'm going to see Casino Royale tonight!!
11/17/2006 04:34:00 PM
Danielle De Barbarac said...
LOL. Harlot, I thought the same thing. :P And yes please, give me some Taye Diggs!
11/17/2006 05:56:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Personally, I think George is still hot. I wonder if this guy will ever marry again.
I can't wait to see Casino Royale. Going to see it with friends this weekend. I think Daniel Craig is a great actor. And I find him very sexy. LOL!!
Olly
11/17/2006 06:24:00 PM
Lily Moon said...
I think McSteamy is sexier than George. Now that guy is hot! Who does this list anyway? McSteamy's not sexy enough? Please. He's way sexier than four of the questionable "hunks" in that list.
11/17/2006 11:13:00 PM
Lorelei said...
Yeah...where is McSteamy on the list? Is he even there?
11/18/2006 12:12:00 AM
Harlot said...
Yeah, where is McSteamy on the list? Better yet, where is Matthew McConaughey (sp). Isn't he the Sexiest Man Alive last year? How come he'snot even in the top 15 now?
About George, I still maintain what i've said before. I think men like him, like a fine wine, just gets better with age. :P They don't get "old", they get interesting LOL. I wouldn't mind growing old with this man. *sigh* Not at all. ;)
11/18/2006 03:18:00 PM
Ladybug said...
I saw Casino Royale last night and I agree with Sotheara. Fucking Awesome! I think I'm in love with Daniel Craig now. LOL. If you want to see a movie this weekend, or even next week, this is the movie to watch.
11/18/2006 05:27:00 PM
Lollie Rose said...
Thanks Danielle! I think I remember Rodrigo now. :)
I can't wait to see Casino Royale. Everyone's raving about the movie including my mom! Well, she loves all Bond movies.
Harlot, Matthew is on the list, so is McSteamy. But you know, he is sexier than Patrick Dempsey to me. I would take him over McDreamy any day. Ha!
11/18/2006 07:44:00 PM
Lily Moon said...
Oh for sure Eric Dane is hotter than George! I think if Eric becomes a regular on Grey's, next year, he could be number 1, lol. Or at least on the top 10. God, he is so hot.
11/18/2006 09:17:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Flushed Away is very cool (Kate Winslett and Hugh Jackman). I think it's better than Happy Feet.
Dot
11/19/2006 10:22:00 AM
Lorelei said...
Patrick and Eric have different appeals but they are both very sexy. McDreamy is sexy in a tall, dark, handsome, mystery behind his dreamy eyes. McSteamy is sexy in his own way: masculine, strong, bad boy way. Of course I'd take McSteamy any day, lol.
11/19/2006 12:44:00 PM
Jordis Juice said...
I just saw Casino Royale. Oh wow, I loved it!!! I think it's the best Bond movie I've seen so far. Daniel Craig is hot!
11/20/2006 06:00:00 AM
Anonymous said...
OMG, Casino Royale is amazing! From start to finish, I loved it! Even the poker game - and I don't even understand poker! LOL! The start where (little spoiler here) Bond is chasing this guy who leaps like a monkey, I swear, great opening! The ending I think promises of more Daniel Craig in James Bond movies. God, I can only hope.
Olly
11/20/2006 04:37:00 PM
Lily Moon said...
Lorelei, I agree. And I'd take McSteamy too, lol! By the way, speaking of Grey's, anyone in favor of Alex and Izzie getting back together? I think they should, but Izzie's not ready yet. Oh and poor Kristina! She is so pressured with all that Burke problem thing. Damn, that's a good episode last week.
11/20/2006 09:11:00 PM
Isabella said...
What I really want is Denny to rise from the dead! But since this is not a telenovela, I want Izzie to be happy and Alex has been very good lately. Anyway they used to enjoy each other before Denny entered the picture.
I feel so sorry for Christina. You can see how she is struggling with hiding Burke's secret. That scene with her and George where he says, "I need you to be human" she looks so stricken!
Now, McSteamy. Is he staying too like Addison? He is SUCH a jerk! But my goodness, what a hot, sexy jerk. LOL
11/20/2006 11:06:00 PM
Harlot said...
I saw CASINO ROYALE last Saturday. Oh my god, it's freaking awesome! And Daniel Craig... *sigh*
I've only seen two other James Bond movies LOL, both with Pierce Brosnan. Compare to CR, those movies are CRAP! CR is very realistic and it actually has a nice plot.
Now, Brosnan vs. Craig? Oh, give me Daniel any day any time any where--my god, he is SO FUCKABLE. Er, and yes, unlike Pierce, he's a great actor. And the way he moves, no awkward stuff or stunt; you'll believe he's actually a killer machine LOL. Oh and did i mention he has an AMAZING body? (There's this scene where he's naked on a chair to be tortured, oh my, i'm drooling here!!!!)
I said before i'm not a Bond fan, but after this movie, and IF Daniel continues to play Bond, i might very well become one. *g*
11/20/2006 11:27:00 PM
Anonymous said...
I swear they finally made a "coming out of the water scene" for femmes who love James Bond. Forget his head, but my gawd Daniel Craig has a hot body. Not only does he have a sweet chest, but ass, thighs and calves to beat...that was my favourite scene in the movie (the rest of the movie was great..definitely recommend it). My friend and I had our jaw on the floor during that swim trunk scene. No more complaints of a blond Bond, I've definitely warmed to him. Great body both in swim trunks and in a tux
~K_G~
11/21/2006 03:44:00 AM
Anonymous said...
"coming out of the water scene"
Hubba hubba hubba... More Daniel Craig please!
Olly
11/21/2006 10:40:00 AM
Lorelei said...
I don't care if McSteamy is bad. I want him BAAAAAAADDD! lol
11/21/2006 11:04:00 AM
Harlot said...
K.G.
As of the moment, Daniel Craig is my fantasy. That body... i can't get it out of my mind. I melt for a man in tux (oh be still my heart!), and he looks AMAZING in it. *sigh* And then naked or wearing swim trunks... i think i had an orgasm just watching that scene! LOL
11/21/2006 11:15:00 AM
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