I don’t have the issue (which hits stands today, with Drew Barrymore gracing the cover) so all I know from the list are the ones posted on People’s site. Now, I have to agree Patrick Dempsey is hot (oh, McDreamy *sigh*) and I’ve always thought Katherine Heigl is beautiful (I first saw her in that stupid but charming flick LOL, My Father the Hero). Eric Bana and Wentworth Miller are just, what can I say, fuckalicious. However, some people that made the cut are awfully blah: Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner *yawn* and Jennifer Lopez *euww* (“Jennifer” curse?). I was surprised Carrie Underwood is included, still, it’s not as disturbing as THIS:
Scarlett Johansson. I actually laughed when I saw this very cheap-looking photo. Is this how they’re FINALLY going to convince me that Scarlett is really “it”? Seriously? Seriously?!? *snort* For years now they’ve been relentlessly shoving it down my throat that this woman with very annoying voice is beautiful, even declaring that she’s sexier than Angelina Jolie. I mean, REALLY, over Angelina Jolie? Good god, lads... I feel comfortable enough in my femininity (lacking as it is) to say that if I had to stand next to Angelina for more than thirty seconds, I’d spontaneously grow a penis!!!
In any case—besides the fact that it’s laughable and a fucking insult that this DULL and horrifyingly untalented fake-looking dollie would EVEN be considered hotter than Ms. Jolie—Scarlett and her unchanging facial expression (robot, I swear) would bore me to death even if she’s hanging naked from a pole while breathing fire in tune with “Livin’ la Vida Loca.” Ack! (Nice rack though LOL.)
Pete Wentz. Ummm, I’m sorry but who the hell is that?
Reese Witherspoon. I love her movies, especially Sweet Home Alabama; ohhh, Josh Lucas... *sigh* Now he’s beautiful, yum yum yum... Er LOL, where were we? Right. :P Anyway, Reese is just adorable and charming, such a lovely lady, really—and ScarJo can learn a lot from her talent-wise. Not to mention, I sort of admire the way Reese didn’t do a break-up-with-hubby-and-forget-I-have-kids-to-skunk-around stunt when it’s so easy to do it like Britney Spears. She’s as graceful as ever, keeping it and her legs together, never displaying her snatch in public, and she still has all her pretty hair! No bald idiot here who thinks she can deceive me by wearing stupid wigs!
I have to say this, however: Reese is getting way thin right now that she is too skinny for her chin. I mean, just look at that photo... chinny. :/
Matthew McConaughey. I know he is far from being ugly, I KNOW. It’s just, aside from his weird last name, which, for the life of me, I cannot spell—he never did it for me. :/ Well, have you seen him lately? He looks like a high hippie looking for his lost bongo or something. Gross.
What about you, what do you think of this year’s list?
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